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Were it not Ridley Scott directing this, it would have a potential for disaster. In Scott's hands...I am excited.

I don't ***** *******, so I would take pills and ***** a fruit smoothie. Might as go out my way.

He was an ass then, too.

I liked it where he explained why the trophy was shaped that way. No ****! And, 9 hours and 58 minutes? Really? I've had stroke sessions last longer than half a day.

Pffft. I've eaten worse things out of other guys' asses, and I'm OK.

For some reason, you keep forgetting - and I am not sure why I feel it my duty to remind you - but isn't it your fate to **** us all, anyhow? Might as well get it over with, like tearing off a band aid.

Luvsemlarge is right. Whiny bitches should **** themselves. Since luvsemlarge is the whiniest bitch on this board, I expect to see its suicide notice in the papers very soon.

If this doesn't get you fuckers hot, you must be dead.

Slimfast does not work if you guzzle a six pack in three minutes - then do that about 70 times a day.

That is a whole different Christmas goose.

Are you looking for some jerk off material, baby?

But you seem to be responding a lot...and as you said, those who respond must be interested. And as I have stated more than once, you are literally nothing more than entertainment for myself. Yummy, yummy entertainment. Come on, big boy. Show us your ***. :shy:

I know, right? Why should the job providers provide jobs to those lazy Americans, when they can give them overseas? Fortunately, we have brave souls like luvsem who is fighting for the Chinese working man. You go girl! Of course, what is better is that I now have a city. I mean, if I wanted to...

Overland, Sarah does have one of the most remarkable asses, that is for certain. Personally, I think her eyes and smile work quite well for me, as well.

On the upper right hand taskbar, you will see a series of links, in black. The second to the right, next to "Log out" is "Settings". Click that. You will see rep you have doled and received.

Right, I'm going to surf through a shitload of ads to see a cartoon. Pass.

I couldn't keep watching. My neighbors called the cops to report I was ********* some chick. Again.

I know a certain chubby-chaser that would just love to ram one home in him. Me...he's a one night stand for me. Nothing special, even if he swallows. The thing with those commies is that they are actually rather boring in the sacks. If you want some wild man on man love, go for one of those...

Hey, I never noticed that! :sing: Sam's in love with me, Same's in love with me, Sam's in love with me :sing: Come, on, Sam. Bend that biker ass over and take it like a man. Now we know what you mean by "loves 'em large", big boy.

Unfortunately, Texas has a lot of money to burn. If they cannot sign them, there is a good chance Toronto will not be able to afford him, either. Not saying it would be impossible, but unlikely. Of course, were it me, I would rather play in Toronto than Texas.

Actually, I could see several of them spending millions going after the Canadian vote, until realizing too late...

Yes...you get me...now...about the lotion...

Nah, I don't like to ignore. Its stupidity is too fun to watch. It's like watching a mayfly slam itself into the wall in attempts to get out. You know it is going to burn itself out and die soon, might as well sit, laugh and enjoy in the mean time. Yes, he is Jack Bauer and luvsemlarge. Like a...

That is because you bore the **** out of me. Why waste my good brain cells on you?

You truly are dumb enough to only see in black and white, aren't you?

I'm not against capitalism, nor a "right to rise", dipshit - I am against, however, coddling the little pussies who are already at the top and are ****** for more.

Actually, rushing for negative 28 yards is pretty damn impressive. Maybe he thought they changed endzones, mid play. Perhaps Jesus told him so. I heard Jesus can be a prick like that - he loves practical jokes!

Oh, come now. If you are sucking on someone's pooper, the last thing you want to come out is a damn Hershey's Kiss.

Every day you are in love with a camel is "hump day".

Buh Buh. Unfortunately, that means I have to cross another name off my list of most wanted hand jobs. I heard he gave a great reach around.

I guess his god didn't like him today. Or those other five games. One would think a preacher would get a little bit more favoritism on a Sunday.

That is a rather large trade. And, it looks like Cincinnati gave up quite a bit, though three of those guys are prospects. One thing about prospects - they don't win pennants. Sure things do. Alonso was not a very good left fielder (reminded me of Adam Dunn), and there was no way he was going to...

Stop being a bunch of little pussies, celebrate your Christmas and let other people celebrate whatever the fuck they want to celebrate. Don't like it? Then fuck the fuck off, fuckers. Now, Merry Christmas, dipshit.

What kind of dumb fuck gets sacked for 28 yards?

What do you do? You hump it, of course.

Like the Stones, like The Beatles, like Sonic Youth - I could not just pick one. Baba, Love, Who Are You, Won't Get Fooled and We're Not Gonna Take It.

Hello from Piqua. If you do not know what a "Piqua" is, please do not Google it. You will not enjoy it, and may most likely **** yourself.

I knew this one chick that was a virgin and got pregnant. She only let guys fuck her in the ass. Then one day, a lot spilled out, went into her pussy, and she was pregnant. A true story that I totally did not just make up on the spot. I bet that is what happened.

At the suggestion of Vice President Bachmann and Secretary of State Cain, President Perry will invade Alabama. The U.S. will lose, however, after all troops are accidentally parachuted into the gulf. In celebration, Alabama will continue its decay into the unimportant.

It is the greatest movie ever! At least, a couple of minutes of it are. I kinda fast forwarded through some of the rest. Something about dancing, or something.

Go ahead and print this status out, tape it onto a fork and stick it into a electrical socket. This ain't Twitter and you don't have to let us know about every insignificant move you make in your attention-whorish little life.

The Tree of Insanity.

Holy ****, that worked!

I was about to bust that myth, but homosexual couples can adopt.

Seriously, dude, if you are going to be taken seriously, please post a link to everything you are quoting, as xfire did for you. BTW, how come god didn't make Denver win the Super Bowl last year? Did it just find Tebow?

Monkey Man is a hell of a tune. But I am going to have to go with one of these three: p7kinHckVEw c5kDmkkh3O4&feature=related Je1wsntVm7w&feature=related I love the energy in all three...if I had to chose one, it would be Happy.

How long does it take you to go through a tank of gas, on average?

If Lowes had not ads in line during the in the first place, this would not have been an issue. But, to pull them, to publicly pull them, to publicly pull them while making an asinine statement, and to publicly pull them while making an asinine statement because of another fringe religious group...

Re: Your funniest South Park scene? TBiSI6OdqvA Whenever I see some of our generic conservatives try to make an argument on something such as the economy, I think of this scene. "Step One: Lower taxes for the rich. Step Two: ??? Step Three: Everything is all right". Replacing it with...

Jesus fucking cock sucking christ. Do you read any of Andronicus' post, or is your fucking head shoved so far up your own ass, you cannot see the truth. He is as much a liberal as he is a Cardinals fan, you clueless fuck. If only a generic al qaeda would find your generic conservative ass and...