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Romney would have a chance in the general elections if he stuck with his original values and original opinions, instead of attempting to appease a small but loud group of tea baggers. Staking so much early opinion on a state that, in the end, matters little with their seven electoral votes. Yet...

When I was a ***, I had Legos. I made square houses. And square houses. And square mutated people.

Yeah, I've gone one, Rane. But mine just shoots sperm. And it's much larger.

Ranches now have to super size horses and saddles to accommodate fat people. I hope these companies are making fat people pay more for the extra steps these companies have to take to coddle to them, rather than passing the extra costs to healthy people. If not, then fat people are the ultimate...

They both look like asshats. I wonder if there is a motorcycle helmet in there anywhere?

Just so he could meet a chick dressed as Princess Leia.

Yeah. About that. How am I supposed to use my Wii now?

Re: X-Art (rated: 8.8) It is rather much a breath of fresh air.

Find a male prostitute with AIDS in the advanced stages, fuck him in the ass unprotected, let him fuck you in the ass unprotected, then fuck your wife. That'll teach the bitch.

It sucks. I can't wait to complain about 2013.

She is wearing way too much cloths.

He should wear the bra and the spandex, too. I mean, why just go half way there?

Way to go, dirk, very well deserved.

At one time, a person had "their own" land to **** off of. Of course, if they found themselves unable to continue to produce enough live goods, their **** could be taken away by the "true" land owners. Now, we have houses, cars, TVs, computers and such that we "own"...but if we don't make the...

Well, golly gee, if we are going to go with the whole "liberal vs. conservative" black and white bullshit, then how come it is that the same people who believe it is an active choice to be poor do NOT think it is a choice to eat a lot, not exercise and smoke? I guess our concepts of...

What are you talking about? The can holder? The yellow bracelets? The Home Depot water dispenser?

I've a feeling that, for some reason, almost everyone who did not know how to use the feature before and are experimenting with it from this thread, will put dirk on ignore. The rest will just do it, because.

I've a feeling next year's winner will consist of multiple names. Not because multiple people will win it, but because that particular user will keep having his user name changed.

Had the paparazzi been as abundant then as it is now, her grace and dignity would also be gone with the snap of a shutter on the beach, or exiting a limo.

Yes. Unfortunately, as predicted, he is too blind to see that bit of irony.

You absolutely cannot back up your ideas, and are notoriously famous for being quite unable to. It is rather interesting that a guy who believes that some very poorly translated words from a collection of tales thousands of years old is tisk tisking the guy whose very belief is centered around...

Of course, this only goes to solidify not only my point, not only dirk's points, but the points of many of your detractors. You are quite literally incapable of addressing or discussing an issue, which leads me to believe you've not the mental capacity to carry on an intelligent conversation...

When you are ready, give us an advanced notice so I can put my can of black spray paint to good use. :kettle:

When I was younger, I read the front page, sports, op ed, comics and entertainment sections, in that order. Remarkably, on my online news feeds, I have put them all in the same order. Even as technology evolves, our actions remain the same.

Pffft. I could do that. Granted, I would not be on a bike...

I am he as he is me.

This has been going around FaceBook. What a bunch of spoiled little pathetic excuses for human beings.

Dirk, I have slapped my dick on the keyboard and come up with better results that what Will has come up with. His responses will always remain inarticulate, followed by a worthless smiley, and attempting anything else from him is a waste of breath. I used to be overweight, though not grossly. I...

Excuse me while I pick my jaw up from the floor.

I've heard rocket ships taking off with less noise.

Why would you post this??!!!??? You sick, twisted fuck! I mean, I am having a nice day here, and suddenly, I have to worry about my nuts getting chomped off by a fish? What the fuck!!!???!!!!

McDonalds is not to blame, it is the fat pieces of **** who think their lives are so busy they cannot take the time to properly prepare a meal - and think they are are getting a great deal for something which, in reality, has as little taste as it does nutritional value. The automotive industry...

Kinda small, isn't it? And for those not familiar, that is the mystical sea ***** Kocken.

It is quite an addicting little show. The show has been picked up for another year (no surprise) - but next year, it will be a new house and a mostly new cast. Seeing the rules of the house, I can only see a couple of the cast members being able to move on with the show, Jessica Lange being one...

I don't know, Petra. Yours sounds more like a bunch of new hobbies than resolutions. Mine actually is the continuation of a hobby. In 2012, I plan to keep better track of the number of miles I have run each day/week/month and for the year, along with times.

Oh! Crap! Ocean Marketing is in charge of my PR!

Way to royally screw up my holidays, Shifty!

Yeah, I am afraid "steaming" has a whole different meaning in some parts of the States. Basically, it's pooping on your loved one. Which really gave the title for the thread a freaky kind of meaning...but the actual ***** part is not so bad. P.S., don't write on your girlfriend. If she finds out...

Aw, cute, the gay couple got a puppy.

I would do them all.

I know what I want under my tree this year...

Thank you, Renegade...you have a very Merry Christmas, as well.

By the way, for those curious, I got this one from the FaceBook page from the great George Takai. Seriously, the guy has me rolling every time he posts anything.

It's about time. Been making people fat for way too long with shitty food.

All in all, Paul probably had the most successful musical career. Sure, he did create a lot of fluff (Silly Little Love Songs) - but it was successful crap. And, I think his McCartney, Ram, Band On The Run, McCartney II and Flowers in the Dirt albums were quite good. I know, Band On The Run was...

I am going to go with The Clash. Lasted longer, more output and some great fucking sounds came from those guys. Just Train in Vain alone is a remarkable piece. That is not to say I don't love me some Sex Pistols. Sid's rendition of My Way is something to take in.

I used a typewriter. I got my porn on VHS and magazines. I actually still have quite a collection of both. Rarely look at them. As for talking to people...honestly, I do not do it more nor less now. When I was home alone, I was home alone. Never was much of a phone talker, so that was out...

Don't we already have a "What Am I Watching Right Now" thread? No need for a new one for every time Luvsemlarge figures out how to operate his keyboard.

It gives me a hard on thinking about you watching prisoners fuck each other, Sam. I'll pull one off in your honor.

Nice one, dirk and Jagger.