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At least it's not a giant RADscorpion, those things scare the **** out of me

Woodstock '99? :dunno:

Really? Like this?

All I can say is, she better have musical talent and lots of it.

What if I were reincarnated as her tampon?

Here comes Lee Marvin, he's always ***** and violent!:****::ak47:

:sing: dude, looks like Ann Coulter :sing:

Is that the new pepsi can? I'd like to see Alysa ******** one :tongue:

Are you sure it was only once? And that you just saw it and didn't do anything to it? You said he'd never put you in a position of power, does that mean he put you in a submissive position? :tongue:

So is she a rescue or did you get her from a breeder?

BB Enterprises? :dunno:

I think someone needs to get a job!! Can I trade with you? :tongue:

Re: 'The hardest decision I have ever made': Illinois governor abolishes death penalt I do support the death penalty, but I do agree that it's got to be applied EXTREMELY carefully and definetely in the worst of the worst, and I'm talking about people like this.

This is the job feminism took away from us guys here in the U.S. So more time for us guys for COD:MW!!!

Agree with that. Thing is, what's wrong with tying your pay to your performance? You do a good job, you get raises. You don't do a good job, there's the door. Now listen to this Dem douche http://www.americasradionewsnetwork.com/article45.html Nick Milroy, Democrat from Wisconsin. What...

About fucking time. The unions have outlived their usefulness and overstayed their welcome. Had I been alive in the 1920's or 1930's, not only would I have been a union member to fight to improve work conditions, but heck, I'd probably had also been a card carrying communist as labor...

Hmmm... free candy! I'm there

My only experience here was the opposite, my ex-gf once told me that after we broke up she was seeing some guy who supposedly looked a lot like me, and I did once date a girl who looked a little bit like another ex of mine.

Cats are evil.... and tasty if the Chinese cook is good enough

Yup, the 70's sure were horrible, just look at those awful bellbottoms.... yuck!! And disco, don't forget disco

I thought Carter's legacy was: 1. the "malaise speech" 2. the Iran hostage crisis 3. Operation Eagle Claw (which later on made the Pentagon come up with the army's S.O.A.R. and USSOCOM so at least something good came out of it) 4. the misery index (not surprisingly, the ones who brought it down...

Re: R Fuck that, let Europe figure out how to lower the price of gasoline to the levels in teh U.S. Whatever happened to "peak oil"? Are we really running out of oil? If so, why not go ahead and finish it off? Let's start drilling for it wherever there is some, from ANWAR to Antarctica...

I'm sorry to say this, but it doesn't matter what you tell Mexicans, but from the comments I keep reading in Mexican forums, I get the impression that even if you were to show them irrefutable evidence to the contrary, they will still believe that **** cartels are going to *** stores in the U.S...

Do you really want to bite that? Oh, who am I kidding, of course you want to :D

Can you all imagine if that's more or less how the series were way back when? :D How warped would all of our minds be now?

haha yeah, that's what happens when you use a little too much lube or so I've heard like....I mean, it's not like....hey, stop looking at me like that!! Don't judge me!!

Long live Xenu!!

:rofl: Well, I guess someone might be getting the ol' blue balls

You saying that she only likes guys who are hung like a *****? :dunno:

Fixed :D

I'd take the girl. I'm not much of a gears of war fan. Plus, the *** looks heavier than the girl.

Gave you a black eye, right? :D

Sharpening the claws...watch your face, guys

....aaaah, did you do that? :D

This is something I'd expect from VV, good job, :thumbsup:

Really? I can't see them, so just how spectacular are they?

If you're not looking for him, watch your back, he might be looking at you 7Pb7IevccSY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pb7IevccSY

Selena Gomez, Date of Birth: July 22, 1992 (18 years old) SHE'S LEGAL!! :rubbel:

I don't know, but according to their webpage, Grupo Yvasa is from fucking Cd. Juarez, Mexico, the ****** capital of the world. From someone who risks his neck going to Reynosa and Matamoros....Cd. Juarez is just too dangerous.

It's all fun and games until this happens :flame:

I prefer southern comfort...

I'm your boogie man, a dancing machine with a night fever staying alive in the disco inferno doing the hustle, and that's the way a-ha, a-ha I like it.

Sharing pictures of what you did this weekend, Jod?

Don't you mean "my dog is such a bitch?"

Watching a chick flick just to see some T&A is not so bad. You can keep your man card :thumbsup:

You badass motorboater, you!!

Thanks for giving me the idea :rubbel:

Nice bod, butterface.... :D wK7wW-qj2SY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7wW-qj2SY

Dude, if you don't like your penis, just cut it off, it will probably hurt less than that ****

My erection just died.... R.I.P. Mr. Woody