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But rednecks are not so different from gangsta's http://www.cracked.com/article_19143_gangstas-vs.-rednecks-weirdly-similar-subcultures-5Bchart5D.html

How come only the guy in the bottom is wearing a rubber? Was the white dude in the middle afraid of catching AIDS if he got it up his keister but not by putting his up another guy's keister?

so that's what she was planning all along? I had even left a little mustache grow too :mad: it was a weinner party

And does he like bowling? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KbG6I4iBp4 _KbG6I4iBp4

***** slappin' the ho's to keep'em in line.. the pimpin' is strong with this one

I think we need some younger ***** to join us, my grandson is about to turn 70. Not a caption but WE NEED FRANK DREBIN!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oEA6zK_8u8 3oEA6zK_8u8

:waving hand: Those are not the droids you're looking for

if sofia eats the poison apple, I volunteer to give her a kiss

Most definetly, Hi Def makes paying for porn worth it :drool1:

I'm going to try to clarify it as I understand it:

Remember the movie "Se7en"?

That's because the rest of the world is using the metric system, while the U.S. is using inches, right? (I'm originally from Mexico anyway so :tongue: )

Re: Dying Detroit: Haunting photos highlight the decline of US's once-great Motor Cit Someone send those pictures to the producers of The Walking Dead!! Or just about any studio looking for a location for a post-apocalyptic or WWIII movie. Maybe they can revitalize the city if they film their...

and here I thought that Twitter was something only twits used

:rofl: oh, wait... :rubbel:

A good waxing. or maybe some duct tape to pull off all that extra hair.

Yes. Yes, it does. I wonder, who are the chubbier Freeones members around here? I'm only 165 so I guess I'm not.

You mean south of the Canadian border, right? :D

Nah, I've seen worse :rubbel:

very thoughtful of you :clap: By the way, did you make mine extra sm... I mean, extra large?

:rofl: Now, anyone seen ~~whimsy~~? How about TOC?

That's adorable!! Now, this is the complete opposite :eek: http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2011/03/human-heads-left-with-ingredients-used.html

Dude, it's been way over four hours, you should have left to the ER a long time ago :eek:

Do this :rubbel: and start a little fire

if the internet had been created decades ago it'd be full of porn where the girls would have a full beaver going :rubbel:

Someone needs to unfreeze the guy so he can rescue rock music!

One of them will do this to your cock, the other one will want to stick things up your keister. Whoever wins, we loose!

Re: *** URGENT: Please update your password *** I just hope I don't forget what my new password is. I've been using the one I just changed for years.

Re: Sports-related shots that may make you say, "WTF...?" Would it be like having sex with gumby? :dunno:

Aaaaww, you brought me back ********* memories from when I was in elementary school in Mexico, those were the days.

:cue the who: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Archer, and I'm surprised with all my fellow pervs around here there's not that many references to that show 0kx_bQoTi5U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kx_bQoTi5U

I second that motion, all those in favor, please say "aye"

This! (+1 post) :D

I would have liked to have seen a lesbian's reaction to that chick

But that "winning" is not enough, it's got to be "aaaaah... winning"

You ask him to love you and you call him SHITY??? :rolleyes:

Now that she's awake I guess VV is in trouble. He's going to be wearing some Irish sunglasses

Thank God for prostitutes, otherwise ugly guys like me would never get any.

That's going to be one pimpin' litter box! :D

:mad: HERETIC!!!! RECANT!!!

Author, author!! Bravo! :clap:

Doesn't work without the music! Here it is vyljNfQUu5A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyljNfQUu5A

Practicing for a baby? :dunno:

But what if the 69 is this: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=495225

Like I said in my post above, PASS ME THE CRACKERS!! OM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM :D

VV is dissapoint

I wonder if it works if a guy puts it in his ass. I'm just trying to find ways to make it easier for me to get ready for work in the mornings.

So, the egg goes in the vag and gets boiled? How convenient! **** up, put the egg in the vag, then shower, get dressed, get the coffee pot going and by the time you ladies are ready to go, breakfast is served!

Ironic, a cat "double clicking the mouse"