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Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune just doesn't have the same ring as Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, especially if you grew up in Mexico as a *** listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh-ku_5fHZ4 mh-ku_5fHZ4...

Go get a room you two! :D

Who says kittie cats are gentle? http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Urology/Cat-Scratch-to-Head-of-Penis/show/3423 http://www.godfuckingdamnit.com/story.html?story_id=138 http://www.ubersite.com/m/28040 Okay, whims, if you ever feel a need to get your paws on my dong when I'm napping, don't use the...

Get in mah belly!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoY_Fahp_Qc YoY_Fahp_Qc

Wait, no cap and gown? If she graduated from stripper school she at least needs to wear it for the picture, then take it off

Is that the new California state motto?

But they both taste the same........ :D Wait...... what?

I'll be Wedge Antilles, you know, the one other guy not to get blown to bits in the entire original trilogy :D Oh, by the way, it is a Del Sol! The shape of the rear window was what made me think it was a Del Sol, way to go me...

Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend's...

I wonder if she trims it that way..... just sayin' :D

Yeah, but can it do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs? I don't think so. :D Actually, it looks more like a Honda Civic del Sol, can anyone confirm?

Not a funny pic but that is a nice view. And how come hotels don't have a "seaside view" and "seaside view with naked chicks" choices?

50 consecutive times? But how much does the lion last each time? 30 seconds?

And the crowd goes: EPIC CLEAVAGE!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!! :bowdown:

It could be added to the Pornstars making funny faces thread :D

I don't like thin mints, but everything else is fine with me, especially the lemon ones. So, less thin mints for me, more for those of you who like them. But, yeah, I'm a little dissapoint, I was expecting to see some hot chicks dressed up as girl scouts... just sayin'

But is she showing some pink this time? :D

Shouldn't it be "lineswoman"? Or a more PC "linesperson"?

Are those little girl panties? :nono:

Yup, like this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Okl3wANiA u5Okl3wANiA

Well, not as bad as the one with Michael J. Fox "holding" the maracas....

And when unicorns do it with the horn on their head in the ass, it's known as "Blueballs style"

Did someone say "white powder"? :D

To all the ladies who post around here, can we guys greet you all like that in person instead of a handshake or kiss on the cheek? :D

Damn, I forgot about this pic, and still no ID after 8 months?

You got to stop picking up prostitutes from the back of Boys' town! :eek:

aaaaw, not to worry, Freeone's other resident cat ~~whimsy~~ is available (or is that the she)

But Baconsalt's (not so) secret recipe includes **** and lots of it

I'd need to check deeper, get the stirrups and the speculum ready!

According to Rule 34.... no

so if you tell the girl "you got an ass like a dick" is that a compliment or an insult?

That's probably in Europe, here in America someone would be on the phone calling ***** protective services right away

Spain, here I come! :D They should try this here in the U.S. too, hard to see them at night.

"I've been blown up by a better class of bastard than this" So true!! :thumbsup:

Well, get him that thing up there, the ball gag and don't forget the butt plug!! get all the holes covered!

At least there's no penis she has to worry about cutting

Knowing women, that was probably the problem in the first place, am I right, ladies? :D

"Now I can drop the soap in the shower with no worries! Thanks, Man Lock!" John Folsom State Prison California

I give it my seal of..... AWESOME!!

Well, at least it's not a colonostomy bag

Don't forget to get one if you ever end up going to the slammer

In Soviet Russia.... well, you get the idea

I guess Bud Light isn't light enough

So..... Now that is a reputable source, move over Wikipedia!!

I'm letting my dog join in

You forgot to give this your seal of approval!

So was that your inner Mel Gibson typing? :D

Status update: "fire in my hotel! WTF" status update: "lots smoke OMG!" status update: "can't breathe" status update: "on fire ROF but no L"

Now, to spray paint the word "lawyer" over the word "vampire" and watch the stakes dissapear!

Now, just a little prick with a needle..... :D