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Why feel bad? I mean, that girl in blue up front looked really hot :rubbel:

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VV, her clit seems bigger than your dick! :tongue:

how cute!!!! :tongue:

This is me this morning.... except for the dead n.... in my garage. I-7f7vVCqvI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-7f7vVCqvI I do make my own lattes at home.

...and here's the Baconsalt version

Did you also have a bad experience while skinny dipping? Those snapping turtles are mean!! :mad:

From prince to princess...or queen

Good, boy!! You fetched my slippers!! :tongue:

I'd order a few pizzas, that'd keep the girl in the middle busy while me and the other two head to the bedroom :tongue:

It gives it a very distinctive, musical tone... think of a combination of a trombone and an accordion but a bit louder

Actually, that movie was so fucking long I was also happy when it finally ended!! (I had to go ***!)

It could have been worse for her, she could have been the back legs on her *****'s disguise :pukey:

I can has 4-chan? :dunno:

Not even trying anymore or what?

I guess that means Mrs. Potato Head is having some solo time

catch it!! It's eventually getting away!!

Hmmm, cottage cheese, all I need now are some crackers!! :tongue:

I'm not a woman, so I haven't played that one, or this one, but ladies, here's a game for you :tongue:

I see someone just shot up a dose of Charlie Sheen...ah, popping!

Is that a turd on that coffee cup on the top right?

Should I recruit....BaconSalt?

I thought he was going to have a baseball bat, or maybe he'd be some kind of "crazy bat dude" the way we have "crazy cat ladies" here in America

I have decided to take Project Chaos to a whole new level: world domination! Soon the whole world will tremble as I put my super evil plan into action JOIN ME MY MINIONS!! bwaahahah bwahahaha BWAHAHAHAAHHA

Scarlett Johansen, until I saw Iron Man 2, she looks good as a redhead

End human rights imperialism!!! Wait... what? http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2010/dec/31/human-rights-imperialism-james-hoge And this was a very, VERY interesting read, not that long to read though http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=1689

Well, if I find **** on my newly washed car, some cat is going to find a pound of human **** in his liter box...just sayin'

America has no leadership. Had we had leadership America would have taken the lead on this no-fly zone, but of course first things first. America would need to get in touch with the rebels, find out if there are different rebel factions and make sure to support the faction or factions that are...

and by the way, if any of those ladies would like to spend some time in an air conditioned house, with hot food, hot showers, soft warm bed, I wouldn't mind taking any of them as a refugee ;)

Battle:LA, my kind of flick :thumbsup:

Fixed :D

So that means her ******* is just going to be a couple seconds? :dunno:

Glad to know they're still alive, otherwise it'd be kind of disturbing to find out the girl I'm fapping to just died

Yeah, and we know how much some people tend to obey signs....

Penis rings, you're doing it wrong

Never wash your car, problem solved :tongue:

Let's play catch!!! :tongue:

"Ground" control to Major Tom....

Sign me up for a store card!

I'd prefer to see it from the other side...

what a nice knee she has

:eek: Anyway, unlike Mexican cops who have neither.... just sayin' http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2011/03/wanted-officers-to-retake-mexico.html

At least it wasn't a toilet

Them sheep got some purty mouths :rubbel:

I'm worried now, I tend to be a biter

L3ggy, what did Alissa feed you? (can I have some?)

Cock tends to make women fat if they're not careful... just sayin'

And bustin a nut with Mike Tyson's angry face looking at you? Really, Dirk? :facepalm:

And a Sonics down the road!! How convenient!

Veronica Zemanova is from the Czech Republic, that's good enough for me :D