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The fishy smell must be very strong there

But I don't like snikers, I like Kit-Kat :(

Spring Break at South Padre? :dunno:

Gay Test If you noticed her teeth, I got some bad news for you

Ha! No bike is going to stop me from stealing teh sign!!

Maybe she'll do it like in that episode of south park where people were eating through their butt

Will, remember, what you make at your work is not yours. It belongs to all of us. ***** government should just take it all from you and let you keep whatever is best for you. Because we care. We need your money to help the poor and downthrotten to provide them with food and free health care...

One of my lifelong regrets is that I didn't have the privilege of wearing my country's uniform. I never felt enough confidence that I'd make it through basic training since I've never been too athletic, plus back in the time when I should have joined up I was recovering from some injuries to my...

But from what I heard, VV still had all of those. :dunno:

D5WXkjor2t0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5WXkjor2t0

Well, it belongs under "dining out in San Francisco" if you're... Baconsalt!!

:sing: they say suede suit jones is one bad motha... shut your mouth! :sing:

:dunno: what's wrong with punish the **********? I mean, don't you all want to turn them into paraplegics then **** on them?

1. Female topless beach volleyball 2. Football That is all.

That's all I care about. THE ISSUES. Whether someone APPEARS dumb or crazy on camera doesn't matter. The media can make you APPEAR however they feel like and those who disagree with you will repeat ad nauseaum their criticisms in the hope that repetition will make their criticism be true, I...

But I woke up this morning feeling like the Old Spice guy....

"Holland, land of dikes.... hated it" jHr33vKUg4U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHr33vKUg4U

Personally, I have a brain but I have no heart.

They looked nice in the "after" picture.

And considering this article that is one hell of an accomplishment :thumbsup:

Fixed... :D

Can't blame you, I mean, can't you feel the love just by posting on this thread? :D

Darn it, I thought it was going to be a recent picture :mad:

No wonder he shaves his head...

Is that a screen cap from "Studs"? Just wondering

how do you call that kind of mustache?

so beautiful story.... forgot to add "and with all the money he had, he was able to call Heidi Fleiss' call girls every weekend!" Livin' a la Sheen!

:weeping: he doesn't even like me!!!! :weeping:

Don't worry, girl, I doubt he'll ever catch you, unless you're running downhill and he's rolling after you, like that boulder in the begining of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

:nono: don't misunderestimate the cat or this could be you http://www.godfuckingdamnit.com/story.html?story_id=138

I think that describes the girls at a high priced strip club: tall, rich (a couple lap dances or private "dances" should do it), beautiful, nice, smart (some of them are going to college), funny, sexy, voluptuous, honest (most?), sincere (some?), helpful (for $), patient (for $$), kind...

:banger: This one's for the cat cBojbjoMttI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBojbjoMttI

Actually.... http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090318-new-dinosaur-feathers.html :D

oooh, chuck saw the picture, he ****** it!!

:rubbel:

how convenient! :thumbsup:

You owe me a new monitor!! :mad:

Probably around 98.2 °F, unless she's running a fever

Obama was born in America, period. That said, he's shown a "certificate of live birth" but not a birth certificate. Now, maybe factcheck has seen it but who else? If he wants to really shut up birthers go ahead and show it, or as Trump said in an interview, maybe there's something on it he...

:drool1: szkgylvDYA4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szkgylvDYA4

I thought the American government was already secular, just the laws are based on biblical principles. Good for France anyway. :thumbsup:

I guess the question would be "would you let (insert your favorite porn star/girlfriend/wife/woman) give it to you up the arse with a strap on?" For example, would I let Veronica Zemanova fuck me up the ass with a strap on? Hell no! I got a tattoo there that says "exit only"

No questions? Okay, then....I love lamp

more like *heads to the airport, boards a plane to siberia, gets a cabin in the boonies, mines the heck out of all the roads coming in, and builds an underground bunker* that should give you all the protection you need, right? :D Hell hath no fury....

But butterflies that smell like ****, right?

:facepalm:

So is that what you did during your absence, Will? :D

This one should make up for all the "make me a sammich" jokes

A nice present for the ladies WhwbxEfy7fg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

The way those talibunnies treat women, Karma is a bitch, right? :thumbsup: Hey, psyops people, if you're reading this, how about sending those asshole talibs pamphlets telling them they're getting ****** by women?