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The only thing I've ever done from that list is set the alarm clocks to go off...LOUD. And another one would be back in the early 90's programming an old Commodore 64 to type the words "fuck this joint" or "the manager is a fag" nonstop on the screen. Got a lot to do next time I'm at Wal-Mart.

What's the going rate in Amsterdam right now? Any ideas? :dunno:

Couldn't they find a smarter girl? If she got asked those questions because she was the top of her class, sad indeed.

How to deal with that, well from top to bottom use: tongue, right middle finger, left middle finger, cock. :D

I love **** girls! :D

1970's, a different era. Nowadays the first letter would be answered with an apology and next time you all showed up at Cleveland Stadium there'd be signs all over telling people not to throw paper airplanes or there'd be some small print disclamer somewhere about "not responsible for (yadda...

China wants the U.S. to go bankrupt anyway, that way they'll own us. We're digging our own grave with our current unsustainable economic policies of a government that spends more than it takes in.

My experience has been that women only pay attention to the jerks off -or jerk offs whatever- and ignore us nicer guys, until the jerkoffs get what they want out of the women, and then the women go around saying that all men are jerkoffs even though they never bothered giving us nice guys the...

Any predictions for the future should be taken with a huge grain of salt. A computer simulation of the future or even opinions about the future doesn't mean that will actually happen. I mean, think about the 1950's or even the 1980's, what did people in those eras believe the future was going...

I'm sorry, I didn't know :( Are you getting therapy now to put it behind you? Oh, wait, wrong choice of words

She dyed her hair and fixed her boobs, but not her face, she's a "butterface" now.

but the guy mannequin doesn't have any schlong in there.... or so I heard

I read an article that the sex industry in Thailand is really cool, you can get yourself a nice looking chick who'll treat you like a king and she's not going to have anything dangling between her legs, thought about getting myself there some day but now seeing this... got to think twice about it.

Don't move, I'll go get the scissors

In that case, I'm starting a "Make VV a moderator" campaign!! :tongue:

Well, there's an idea for a costume for next pictorial ;)

And this is how PK steers his ship, right? :D

I'm 37, already did 1 and 2 up there, but I would not recommend prison for shits and giggles. But if you must, why not just get yourself thrown in the ***** tank?

"How much?" It works every time (disclaimer: only with hookers)

Exactly. These Rep's who question his place of birth are doing it to sort of find a way to delegitimize his presidency, sort of the way the Dem's kept questioning the Florida election results back in 2000 to delegitimize Bush's presidency. In other words my dear Dem's, the way you see us, is...

Well, my hand just told me she just wants to be friends :(

It looks like the guys are saying "is that a camera on her ass?" and the japanese ladies "oh, my God, Becky, look at her ass...." Plus, I think we just saw WWJD.... or maybe WWJH (what would Jesus hit)

and then baby oil, lots of baby oil....:rolleyes:

Dogs don't think :tongue:

Atf? Wtf?

What is this "Glee" you're talking about? Is it a TV show or a teen band? :dunno:

Sounds about right :D

"that which doesn't make me cum makes me harder" :dunno:

Shouldn't be too hard in her trailer park :D

That's got to be rulkindilk.... or StanSclatch? Oh, wait, it's definetely BrueBarrs!!

I'm a big time conservative, and I do say Obummer was born in the good ol' U. S. of A. But that's mostly because conservatives CANNOT bring about unfounded accusations and be taken seriously. Conservatives need to have solid, beyond-a-reasonable-doubt evidence before bringing about an...

Someone must have told him "pictures or it didn't happen"

That's what happens when you call him "Blondie"

That time of the month again? :dunno:

College years, they're young and there's lots more of them all around, at least that was my experience back then. I felt like a little boy in a candy store. Now, I'd settle for that weird (but kind of cute) looking Japanese exchange student with the glasses who looked like Velma from Scooby Doo.

In my experience, I noticed some time to adjust when I went from a 4 cylinder 105 hp compact car to a 6 cylinder 250 hp sporty car. For a couple of weeks I'd press a little too hard on the accelerator when going from stop to go like I used to do with my older car and then I'd be screeching the...

By one time posters, you mean the fresh meat? :D

Any link to that one? :D

Is that what the guy pooped?

I've had nightmares weirder than that, on a WTF scale I'll give it a WTF and a W

Be on the lookout for anyone who stops posting for a while

I know how you feel, Mike :mad:

What's wrong? That it's not my cock in her mouth, that's what's wrong :mad:

No more movies? :( I think The Rundown was pretty cool, and from what I heard he had a contract with Disney, that's why he made all those "******" movies like the tooth fairy and the one where he played a hockey player or something and had to take care of his ***, whatever, didn't watch...

:facepalm: Yup, you girls really know how to choose them :1orglaugh

Rather tame for VV's standards... :D I think I already developed an immunity to VV's pics, they don't gross me out as bad anymore. Now I'd expect something like a bifurcated cock with ****, semen, and *****, lots of *****, to gross me out. Or maybe something more creative? :dunno:

I don't think it can hold MY sandwiches :drool1:

"I'm Superfly T.N.T.! I'm the Guns of the Navarone! I'M A FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION, MOTHERFUCKER!!"

Ich nein sprechen Deutsch--en baggen :dunno:

Ladies, I promise that my penis does turn into chocolate and ejaculates money after 3 BJ's and cumming 3 times inside ya, I'm serious! :elaugh: