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  1. Elwood70

    motivational posters

    This would be one case where Hollywood could get it right:
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    What people say after extremely loud thunder

    Where's "What the fuck was that!?"
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    Christmas is canceled.

    Fuck Christmas.
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    Have you ever had a real love?

    I thought I did.....
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    Your most over-rated songs

    Completely disagree about Bruce,but COMPLETELY agree about U2...
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    Immortality: Would you like to live forever / become immortal? why?

    ...unless I no longer aged and I could choose ONE person to spend it with me.
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    Immortality: Would you like to live forever / become immortal? why?

    I did at one time,but not anymore.
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    John Lennon - 29 Years ago today

    ...and Yoko standing right next to him.....not one fuckin' bullet. Explain that to me....
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    u n d e r 18

    There's a "Rate This Thread" button? ****.
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    Palin Had/Has Problems With "Minority Type(s)" - Left Hawaii College Because of Them

    Re: Palin Had/Has Problems With "Minority Type(s)" - Left Hawaii College Because of T Those were the days......:D
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    Myers-Briggs Personality Types

    Your Type is:ISTJ # slightly expressed introvert # moderately expressed sensing personality # slightly expressed thinking personality # slightly expressed judging personality Famous people of your particular type Herbert Hoover, Harry S. Truman, Kirk Douglas, Clint Eastwood, Greta Garbo Time...
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    Canada is a pretty cool country. Surely no better or worse than any other country.

    Re: Canada is a pretty cool country. Surely no better or worse than any other country Canada gave us Neil Young and Danny Aykroyd,so they're cool in my book.
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    Favorite Boxing Movie

    Three words: Scorsese....DeNiro...Pesci Raging Bull
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    Sugar Tits

    Does it get the Mel Gibson seal of approval?
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    Marriage /divorce

    Man is not complete until he's married. Then,he's finished.
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    Germany is the best country in the known universe

    Question:If someone started a thread called "The United States of America is the best country in the known universe", how long would it take before it turned into an all out flame-war?
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    Contradictions!

    What's funny is that some of these questions have legitimate answers,but they're too long to go into-and they'd spoil the humor. Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke.
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    Surname Origins Site

    Neither one worked for me,but my surname is so fuckin' obvious it's not even funny so it's a moot point.
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    Contradictions!

    "Soft rock" music(?) Why is is called "taking a ****" when you're actually leaving it? People that are Pro-life and support Capital Punishment
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    Favourite Film/Movie Theme Tune!?

    Agreed,second only to..... 1hYV-JSjpyU :cool:
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    Ashley Blue Almost ****** to Death!

    Is Wayne Brady gonna have to ***** a bitch? Not everyone using a *** in the US is a criminal.
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    Would you Guys have Sex with a Shemale ?

    No....and you couldn't get me ***** enough.
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    Just reach in your bag and pull out the........................

    That's cool,but nothing beats the real thing.... http://www.bmfwallets.com/ ...and yes,I have one.:cool:
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    Ashley Blue Almost ****** to Death!

    I know,but here's a prediction: It's going to happen on a mainstream production (as opposed to the type you mentioned),and it's going to get ugly when it does.
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    Ashley Blue Almost ****** to Death!

    No,while filming a movie.
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    Ashley Blue Almost ****** to Death!

    I can't help but wonder if it's only a matter of time before someone ends up dead.
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    what do you prefer?

    Big tits. The ass will grow over time.:D
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    Ashley Blue Almost ****** to Death!

    One word:Issues
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    Hot Clerical Fashion

    I did not need to see that right before *****-time.......
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    Four Police Officers Shot Dead in Ambush

    So,I guess it wasn't a bunch of "ghetto motherfuckers" then?
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    Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Car Accident!?

    Is any of that true,or is it still just rumors?
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    Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Car Accident!?

    Funny,I keep seeing the word "alleged"......
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    whos jaws would you like to ring?

    No one I can think of offhand. There's a list of people I'd love to introduce to the wrong end of a sawed-off .12 gauge,though.
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    Pussy cake..what r ur thoughts, ppl?

    That's fucking weird.
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    scientists resurrect buried-alive 16-year-old servant girl

    That's pretty cool,but the title of the thread is a little misleading: Sounds like she was brought back to life...like in a zombie movie.
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    How can I stop myself from emailing someone?

    Grow some balls.
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    Busty Brunette...Please help

    I got them to work,but I don't recognize her......sorry.
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    Chica's Stocking Pics

    Thanks for the new wallpapers.:cool:
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    Lohan, the "don't do *****" poster *****

    Patience please.... :D ...and it's not the ***** that make her look like ****,it's the fake blonde hair.
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    vagina dentata!

    Dunno,but there's an old saying that seems apropos here: "A stiff dick has no conscience,but some cunts have teeth" ... You never know...
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    Who do you **** a dog?

    Um,yes we are.We may be able to do all the things you cited,but we're still *******. Yes I have.....your point? ..unless you're going to kick someones' ass for something they said they might do to a stray dog?
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    WWF - Women With Flaws

    On women yes.....on guys,they're still just moles. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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    5 Little Questions - The Return

    Keith Richards,Cal Ripken,Jr.,John Belushi,Robert DeNiro A Bettie Page Air-Freshener Desktop crt,but Christmas is coming.... The conversations,(some of) the people,and the women...
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    Sandra Shine....blonde or brunette?

    Brunette. There's nothing quite like the disappointment when one of my favorites goes blonde.
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    Who do you **** a dog?

    Really? Seriously,doesn't saying you're coming to kick someones' ass show ******** and disrespect? Doesn't "ANY ******" include human beings?
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    Your worst nightmare

    Not this American......
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    can someone help me find out who this babe is

    Failure To Connect To Web Server
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    Best British accent.

    There's more than one? :D
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