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  1. Elwood70

    Literary Series That Sucks The Least

    I **** the word "sheeple". It was at least bearable when in was first being used,because it hit the nail on the head as far as how people are,but soon it became a catch-all word,so now seemingly everyone uses it trying to sound cool.They're following everyone elses' lead. Kind of like sheep.
  2. Elwood70

    Body Cavity Searches

    Okay,how's this: At least you wouldn't have to worry about smart comments and bad jokes....:D
  3. Elwood70

    Body Cavity Searches

    ...but he would also have no concept of pain,thus completely disregard it.
  4. Elwood70

    Brushing?

    ...and people tell me I take things too seriously...
  5. Elwood70

    1000 things you want to do before you die...

    Wouldn't work. Keith is indestructible.
  6. Elwood70

    Tired of the political threads?

    +1 I agree with this completely,and I also **** all of the "vs" threads.Why does everything have to be a competition? Besides,the political threads are great to read,there's some funny **** in there.
  7. Elwood70

    Man arrested for FINDING *** in his backyard

    ...or that any one nation is more civilized than another.
  8. Elwood70

    Julia Ann

    Well,it sure as fuck isn't old,either.
  9. Elwood70

    Why is Friday the 13th unlucky?

    It's never been unlucky for me...if anything,it's been the opposite.
  10. Elwood70

    15 yo ***** 9 yo because she wanted to know what it was like.

    I should have clarified,this is what I meant."Life" from a legal standpoint is different from "life" as we all typically refer to it. Put it this way:even if she's tried as an adult,I seriously doubt she'll die there,unless something out of the ordinary were to happen.
  11. Elwood70

    15 yo ***** 9 yo because she wanted to know what it was like.

    Call it a cynical hunch,but I've got a feeling she won't be spending the rest of her life in jail,or even prison for that matter.
  12. Elwood70

    Facepalm.

    I say put in the facepalm smiley,and get rid of this: :nono:
  13. Elwood70

    If you could go back in time...

    If the so called "butterfly effect" is to be invoked,then it leads into a whole new spectrum of possibilities-and rules.Considering the fact that even the most minute of actions affects everything,some type of consensus must be reached on what the "line" is to eliminate the hypothetical.Can...
  14. Elwood70

    If you could go back in time...

    I'd go too,but I wouldn't change a thing. What I would do is make sure I had a very high quality yet discreet digital camera with me,and take LOTS of pictures. Settle that **** once and for all.
  15. Elwood70

    Facepalm.

    Found another one!!
  16. Elwood70

    Opposite of Funny Photo: Funny Text

    What site? I got this:
  17. Elwood70

    If you could go back in time...

    January 1970-Discreetly warn my soon-to-be parents what the fuck they're in for. February 1970 At the start of Spring Training,bet anything I can that the Baltimore Orioles will win the World Series in 5 September 17,1970-Make sure Jimi doesn't take the goddamn ******** pill,and just ****** it...
  18. Elwood70

    Facepalm.

    No problem....:glugglug: That's what I'm hoping.
  19. Elwood70

    Facepalm.

    http://forums.ledzeppelin.com/public/style_emoticons/default/slapface.gif
  20. Elwood70

    14:59 minutes of fame

    It'll probably get deleted,but what the hell: For when it does: http://forums.ledzeppelin.com/public/style_emoticons/default/slapface.gif Not quite a facepalm,but close enough..
  21. Elwood70

    Jealous?

    ...and vice-versa. More people should abide by this rule: Don't ask a question unless you're really ready for the answer.The world could use more honesty.
  22. Elwood70

    ID the most beautiful girl in the world

    No,I'm not fucking blind,it was a JOKE.
  23. Elwood70

    Who is this red head cheerleader?

    I'm not trying to bust balls either,and that's a valid point concerning the producers.It's possible her friend did,too. The longer she goes without an ID,the bigger the chances. IMO,producers doing that kind of **** is what's creepy.
  24. Elwood70

    Ever Have Your Heart Broken????

    Yep....so badly that,aside from the physical one, I can honestly say I don't have one left.
  25. Elwood70

    Who is this red head cheerleader?

    I'm not trying to make it creepy,just making an observation.There may or may not be a high school on the planet that would let her get away with it,but that's not to say she didn't.
  26. Elwood70

    Which Accent Do You Prefer To Hear with English?

    Bawlmer (Baltimore) :D ...and Italian :cool:
  27. Elwood70

    What are you avoiding ?

    ^I'm sorry for your loss. Mine was a serious answer.Adulthood sucks,and I'm doing whatever I can to find the balance between it and all the other things that still (kind of) make life fun.
  28. Elwood70

    Who is this red head cheerleader?

    Am I the only one who thinks that pic was taken at an actual high school?
  29. Elwood70

    Aria Giovanni

    So do I.... So do I... :D :cool:
  30. Elwood70

    Carrie Prejean meltdown on Larry King

    .and guys are gross.We all know it.
  31. Elwood70

    What are you avoiding ?

    Adulthood
  32. Elwood70

    Favorite Quotes

    I fuckin' knew it.....the quote I read was censored,and when I posted the article about it, I guessed it was "motherfucker",and put it back in. Great quote.:thumbsup: :D
  33. Elwood70

    What kind of women do you prefer?

    You know,maybe it's the mood I'm in today,or the fact that I can use this opportunity to practice my typing,but I'm actually going to answer this query seriously. In porn,I like the women to be brunettes or redheads,and curvy.By "curvy" I mean what the word is supposed to mean,not as a...
  34. Elwood70

    An Unstable Limbaugh Blames Obama for Ft. Hood Shootings

    This is the best thread here.
  35. Elwood70

    racist statements made by blacks in porn

    Post of the week.
  36. Elwood70

    Futures so bright I gotta wear shades

    He should just do it the easy way,like me,and just never take them off.... :D
  37. Elwood70

    A FULL-BODIED MILF, I-D please!

    Just for the hell of it,I did.....and it came back with one result: This very thread.:D
  38. Elwood70

    Carrie Prejean meltdown on Larry King

    I fully realize the can of worms I'm about to open here,but how so?
  39. Elwood70

    Godzilla Wants Love - NOW!

    It is Mountain Dew,and the look on his face is fuckin' priceless
  40. Elwood70

    Management opportunity available

    I thought the ******* was supposed to stop.....
  41. Elwood70

    The problem with female nymphomaniacs is

    Nothing.....unless they also say they're monogamous.
  42. Elwood70

    Funny stuff Burger King VS McDonalds??

    I know someone who uses that as an avatar on another board I frequent,and it always makes me chuckle. I haven't had anything from McDonalds' in five years and counting...I don't miss it at all.The smell of it alone nauseates me. I go to Burger King once in a while,but the Whoppers don't seem...
  43. Elwood70

    How Often To You Check The Freeones Boards?

    I'm not "addicted"-it's just a message board-but I'm here pretty often.
  44. Elwood70

    Where do you go for a cheeseburger

    This. Best (take out) burgers ever. Period.
  45. Elwood70

    Worst start to the morning

    ...especially when you've seen it before... Yet another thread to avoid,that pic is going to be the new tubgirl.
  46. Elwood70

    Would you participate in a "Mr. Freeones" contest?

    I will,but I've got to get my hair cut first....
  47. Elwood70

    No you havent been ********

    ...no but after that,I just may have to start.
  48. Elwood70

    If You Were God, What Would You Change About the Female Body ???

    Not a damn thing.I love them just the way they are.There may be a few things that are frustrating at times,but that's part of what makes them well,them.
  49. Elwood70

    Marie McCray / Marria C / Marie M / Marie MacCray / Marie McRay / Mary McCray / Megan / Michelle

    Re: Marie McCray - Redhead I just finished going through every page of this thread in my quest to rebuild my collection,and I have but one thing to say to everyone who contributed: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Thank you.:D:cool:
  50. Elwood70

    Risky Business Fail

    Thank God for that.
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