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If you do that,do you still pay when you leave the store? If so,it's not stealing....

I thought this thread was supposed to be serious.... A couple more,then I'll try to think of some funny ones: "Mr President,you can't say that Dallas doesn't love you now"-Gov. Connellys' wife,Dallas Texas,November 22,1963 Maybe not "last" but.... "You never know what's hit you.A gunshot is...

I knew a girl once who told me she had six miscarriages......I asked her if she thought that maybe God was trying to tell her something.

It feels almost as good as shooting up heroin.

"You'll put your eye out,***"

Chalk up another one for Cartman. I'll never hear "In the Ghetto" the same way again.

HA!!! *Lights Marlboro.....

HA!!! *Lights Marlboro.....

This was definitely a turning point.This time next year (maybe longer),you'll look back on this and be able to pin-point it as the moment that everything changed.Nothing will be the same ever again. Whether it's for better or worse remains to be seen.The seed has been planted-so to speak...

Oh my fuckin' God,this is awesome on so many levels!!! Personally,I think Rage Against The Machine is the last great rock band,encompassing everything that rock music should be. "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!!!!!"

Score one for the "rumor and gossip mill"

You consider Wikipedia credible!? :eek: TMZ broke the Michael Jackson story....

Just a suggestion: Print a picture of her wearing the glasses you have in mind (with the obvious parts edited out,of course) and take it to your optician...if they don't have them,they can probably get them.

Jesus,they're making porn,not Taxi Driver....

The human version of veal.

A spoon with no needle? What's the point?

"Necessity" or not,it's still a privilege to be granted permission to legally drive.

Sirius Satellite Radio.

I didn't go to driving school,and I ****** both my drivers' tests (written and road) with perfect scores. :cool:

Exactly......I'm not. :cool:

****,it still amazes me that people use their real names on Facebook. I guess I'm just old-school.

The fact that someone that stupid has unsupervised access to a computer is scary.

News to me.... You and I both,mine's not quite that long,but it's long enough.:D

Nothing about the ****?

You mean like Jimi Hendrix did? I think Jimi's version is the best,because it has what the National Anthem should have,and it embodies what America should be: It's loud,it's proud,and it's defiant.

I agree,that's why I only have a cell.I only used my phone line for dial-up,until I got hi-speed. I use the cell as my only phone,and I don't have to always have it on.

Texting is a fucking pain in the fucking ass,and the so called "text-speak" is fucking annoying . However,I may be inclined to change my mind if I get a phone with a keypad......fuck it,probably not.

I used to be one,then **** happened.Now,it's no more Mr.Nice Guy.

It says the image ******** Photobuckets' terms of use....

I noticed it as soon as I clicked on the link.:D

Because the nice guys don't have the ****.

"If it's your time,it's your time...get on the plane" -Ronnie Van Zant,October20,1977

Re: Mariah Carey has packed it on. Can't (and won't) speak for anyone else,but I know I would.:D

3 pages and counting? Hmm....

The fact that they know what they want,and aren't afraid to go after it.There's a certain confidence that comes with the passage of time.They seem to know that perfect point between confidence and arrogance.....and what to do with it.

Exile On Main St.-Rolling Stones (Actually,that's more rock and roll,but that's the one I'd take,provided of course I had a solar-powered CD player)

When 7-11 originally opened they weren't open 24/7.Their original hours of operation were: 7A.M. to 11P.M. Clever,huh?:D Oh,and they have locks on the doors in case of an emergency....like zombies.

*******,sing it loud and proud with me!!!!!! pcCrn9yQO78 :D :cool:

Okay.I'll be the asshole: Since when is "Hook Up" an acceptable way to say "****"?

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Re: Sara Jay - World's curviest babe Ha!!....that's great. :1orglaugh

I believe anyone and everyone is capable of ****** under the right (or wrong) circumstances.This story only strengthens that belief.

****,I'd give my left-fuckin'-nut for a $22.00/hr job...

At least he took himself out of the gene pool.

Well said.

I know I would,and while I'm at it,I'd love to kiss the pink ones,too. :D

Re: Do you pay for porn? I have,and as soon as my cash-flow improves,I will again...nothing wrong with paying for quality

Everything is better when you're in love.All of the good things are better,all of the bad things don't seem as bad.

I doubt that it truly exists.

You won't be labeled a downer,at least not by me.My Christmas is really going to suck this year,partially for the reasons you listed,but also because of personal **** that no one on this board would give a **** about-simply because it's not a big deal to anyone but me....I'm sure someone out...