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  1. Elwood70

    What document/s has had a greater impact on your life?

    Sounds familiar.....:D
  2. Elwood70

    What document/s has had a greater impact on your life?

    My birth certificate.
  3. Elwood70

    Michael Jackson: The Live Seance

    I like what my friend said when he first heard the news of his death.. "Wacko Jacko forever on his backo"
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    Happiest States are Wealthy and Tolerant

    Of course they're tolerant...they're wealthy.:D
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    Is Chivalry Dead? (A question for the ladies)

    I once had a job that involved carrying armfuls of heavy equipment through a warehouse,past a womans' desk area.(Notice i said "woman" as opposed to "lady") One of the times I had to do this,she was standing with her back to me,in my way.I said to her,very politely "Excuse me ma'am."....at which...
  6. Elwood70

    My thoughts on Houston 500 Gangbang

    Cars,girls and *****.....you know,the usual.:D
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    have you ever considered quitting Porn (erase Porn of your life) ?

    I just deleted all the pics from my HD...except the Aria Giovanni ones (they're in a separate folder :D ) I'm about to do the same with the videos....not for any reason other than I just felt like it. Nothing quite like starting from scratch.:cool:
  8. Elwood70

    The Geico Cavemen have a message for you.

    It ain't the Dead without Jerry,man:D
  9. Elwood70

    My thoughts on Houston 500 Gangbang

    There's an idea:A "Whatever Happened To..." special for the guys involved.The Fox network could air it.
  10. Elwood70

    Server is too busy?

    Irony: I was about to post in this thread to say that the board has been fine as of late... ....and I got "the message"
  11. Elwood70

    The Geico Cavemen have a message for you.

    ..if they're not already.
  12. Elwood70

    Baby Momma

    Any of them,it doesn't matter.I'd just sell the babies for **** anyway.
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    Geico nom nom nom

    I love it,and I'd pay to see it.
  14. Elwood70

    The Geico Cavemen have a message for you.

    What a coincidence...I have the same message right back.
  15. Elwood70

    In you opinion who has the best looking ASSHOLE in porn!

    I've never actually noticed.It's not something I go out of my way to look at.I even avoid mirrors.
  16. Elwood70

    Which pornstars do you want to start doing anal?

    Who's "dissing" it?
  17. Elwood70

    Which pornstars do you want to start doing anal?

    Makes two of us.
  18. Elwood70

    Who needs auto mechanics anyway ?

    "I's under heeeeer,cuttin yur brake linez"
  19. Elwood70

    Is my ****** acting like a slut? she is 16 and been with 6 men already?

    Roald,when were you in Baltimore?:D You should have told me,I would have bought the first round. :cool:
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    U.S. becomes top country brand under Obama: survey

    So wait,does the rest of the world (besides the obvious) actually like America now?
  21. Elwood70

    Divorce because of 911

    It's funny but it's bullshit: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/adultery.asp
  22. Elwood70

    Kate Gosselin - Hot or not?

    No . . . . . . . . Fucking . . . . . . . . . Way.
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    Aria Giovanni

    "let her"? Like I'd have a choice?
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    Who Died Too Young?

    Robert Johnson Duane Allman Hank Williams
  25. Elwood70

    Why can't Americans be like this?

    I agree also,but good fucking luck getting that message out.....
  26. Elwood70

    Aria Giovanni

    Oh believe me,I wouldn't.....I'd still be disappointed,though.
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    My thoughts on Houston 500 Gangbang

    ....and I'm sure she knew that right from the start. What did she expect,flowers and candy? Her self-esteem is probably still very low.
  28. Elwood70

    Who Died Too Young?

    No it wouldn't have...if Scorsese died in '83 he would have never made GoodFellas I died too soon.
  29. Elwood70

    Would You Date or Marry A Porn Star?

    Re: What pornstar would you marry regardless of her career? Considering I don't know any of them anyway.....none.
  30. Elwood70

    Sadistic/Revengeful Women In Movies

    Yes,he would be. At the risk of sounding like I'm taking this waaaaay too seriously,part of the appeal of the show was that he never would,and never did.I think cheating is the worst kind of betrayal. If you're that fuckin' miserable...leave.Simple as that.
  31. Elwood70

    Look at these lips omg

    I'd imagine that having lips like a Disney character doesn't necessarily automatically translate into giving good head.
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    What did you want to be when you grew up?

    I wanted to be the next Brooks Robinson....until I realized that there will never be another Brooks.:cool:
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    Look at these lips omg

    She looks like a duck.
  34. Elwood70

    Does Anyone Listen To Howard Stern Anymore???

    Every day...as a matter of fact,I'm listening to him now.
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    Perfection v Imperfection

    "Perfection" is subjective............and boring.
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    brunette curvy beauty!

    No pic,just.....
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    Tila *******

    Re: Tila *******!!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: What a load of bullshit.If "God needed her 'up there'" he would just **** her ass himself.
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    Steve Earle is great.I haven't heard everything he's done,but what I have heard is great.He's...

    Steve Earle is great.I haven't heard everything he's done,but what I have heard is great.He's also got a show on Sirius/XM radio called (coincidentally enough) Hardcore Troubadour.He basically playes whatever the fuck he wants.My lifes' hero of late is Keith Richards.....he and Steve have quite...
  39. Elwood70

    >>> Lookie what I got from Linsey Dawn Mckenzie!

    Damn....she's got a new fan. Edit:Never mind,she's been in my favorites since day one!!:D
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    Best sickie excuses

    I skipped an entire semester in high school,and when I went back I gave a one-word excuse: Rehab. I went back for about a week,skipped the rest of semester #2,and went back in time for finals. My excuse? Relapse.
  41. Elwood70

    I fuckin' LOVE the Steve Earle quote in your sig. I tried to rep you,but I can't....yet.

    I fuckin' LOVE the Steve Earle quote in your sig. I tried to rep you,but I can't....yet.
  42. Elwood70

    Sadistic/Revengeful Women In Movies

    Shouldn't want to do that anyway.......
  43. Elwood70

    Where You Live A Random Fact

    Baltimore,Maryland....is the birthplace of Babe Ruth
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    Watching real life **** at a high school

    Nothing makes me ashamed to be a man,and besides that real men don't do this kind of repugnant ****. "Repulsive" doesn't begin to describe it.....
  45. Elwood70

    Your Best Baseball Movie?

    "What do you believe in, then?" "Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to...
  46. Elwood70

    Beautiful blonde mature honey

    So,Americans can't look "classy or stylish"?
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    Annoyances

    Me.
  48. Elwood70

    Brunettes (no hardcore)

    Twenty posts and no one said Aria Giovanni yet!? The fuck..... Veronica Zemanova Gianna Michaels
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    Annoyances

    This is NOT a defense of the act,but a lot of cars don't have ashtrays in them anymore,at least not from the factory. Time-change annoys me,too,but in the opposite way:I **** DST.
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