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  1. Elwood70

    motivational posters

    THAT is BAD-ASS!!!!!!!!! :glugglug: It'll be worth it when her stupid ass gets busted for destruction of property,complete with photographic evidence.....
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    MyFreeOnes + Message Board! 2 Sites 1 Login!

    Nice. Thank you!!
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    MyFreeOnes + Message Board! 2 Sites 1 Login!

    Nice. Thank you!!
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    Model Jasmine Fiore found dead

    If there is a hell....
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    Some guys will do anything for a woman if asked nicely.

    Must be nice to have that power......
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    Who was the playmate of the month when you were born?

    Not me: September,1970:
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    Favorite Quotes

    Usually,nothing good comes from a call at 4 AM.
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    Nicole Grey - Quits porn after parents find out

    Yeah,like they're going to have a hard time finding more "talent"......:rolleyes:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Howard Stern Show.
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    Omg, would you give yourself a blowjob??

    No. Just knowing that I conceivably could if I wanted to,is good enough for me.:cool: :D
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    What are you ******** right now?

    Just finished homemade iced tea.....and yes,it's sweet.:cool:
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    He's really into Crocs!

    That's actually kind of bad-ass. ......at least he didn't use those damn Crocs shoes.....
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    *****

    ...even if it's just spelling.:D
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    *****

    No.
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    Red Robin's newest spokesman

    I think even Michael himself would laugh at that.....
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    woodstock: 40 years ago this weekend

    Wait until December.....
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    ***** Job.

    I'd still take it.:cool:
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    ***** Job.

    The guy whose only job is to make sure Keith Richards has a fresh ***** and a freshly-lit Marlboro on his amp during live gigs.
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    Evil Squirrel

    Rats with fluffy tails.....
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    Rock guitar pioneer Les Paul dies

    Goodbye Les........and thanks.:cool:
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    If You Were On Death Row, What Would Be Your Last Meal?

    Re: Your Last Meal A fifth of ***** and an 8-ball of *******.
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    R.I.P Les Paul

    RIP Les.......and thanks.
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    Official checked Star Member thread

    Welcome to all....
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    Divorce? {Married or divorced people}

    I'm divorced....and still pissed off about it.
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    Divorce? {Married or divorced people}

    Ask her......
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    If you look very close...............

    I'd rather have the car.....
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    Mariah Carey

    Mariah Carey=Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    **** Terrifies ******** at McDonalds

    Why would they bother? Does anyone really believe McDonalds' serves real meat? I've said it before,and I'll say it again:When **** convinces Sonny Barger to stop wearing leather,I'll take 'em seriously. Until then,they're a joke to me.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    My Amarok playlist,currently.... "Victim of Changes"-Judas Priest....from Unleashed In The East This song is so bad-ass.....
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    Will Porn Users Go To Hell?

    To quote the Grateful Dead: "I might be going to hell in a bucket.....but at least I'm enjoying the ride....:
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    Bring a ***** back from the dead

    Richard Pryor
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    Bring a ***** back from the dead

    John Belushi
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    Here's the online diary of that guy who ****** those people at the PA gym

    Maybe if the guy had drank a belt of ***** or had a bong hit once in awhile,he wouldn't have done what he did.....
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    Remember to Always Comply With Police Demands!

    I was,but I later learned to always question authority....just make sure to do so with common sense.
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    Strange Piercings - Damn, that's gotta hurt!

    That's why.....anger,most likely inwardly directed.
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    FAN SIGNS... Vanessa Blue & Gianna Michaels !!

    My standby,please..... "The band Elwood,the band!!! Thank you!!
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    Ladies, THIS is how skirts SHOULD be [PICS]

    Pretty much,as long as you're not saying for all women....if you catch my drift.....:D
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    Is This The Worst Movie Ever?

    In the "So bad it's good" category... http://http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069005/ Check out some of the stars...
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    Jack Daniel will roll in his grave because of this!

    ....not to mention sue the **** out of them,which they're probably already doing. That label is a copyrighted image.
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    Max Hardcore Saint or Sinner?

    I have no clue how that happened....
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    Max Hardcore Saint or Sinner?

    To paraphrase: Max Hardcore's work repulses me,but I would fight to the death his right to make it.
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    Top 10 Ugly Men

    One last #1 for Michael......
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    E- Cigarettes "may" be harmful ! :O

    Here it comes.....
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    Van Halen New Album

    Van who?
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    Would You Date or Marry A Porn Star?

    Re: Would you marry a pornstar , if she was still in the business? I don't like to generalize people,but probably not,for one very crucial reason:You'd never know when they were faking. Sure,there's certain *********** actions which occur when a woman reaches orgasm,but still....
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    Acheiving inner peace and serenity.

    I just watch this ..and imagine doing it to certain people. Works every time.....
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    Greatest Coaches of All Time

    :thumbsup::thumbsup:
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