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How is it "obvious"?

Like I now have.She just lost my vote. "Don't get cocky,***."

You're very welcome hon.....and thank you for the new wallpaper.:cool: ...now,excuse me while I go put in my votes for today.. :D

Mark McGwire's Guide to Hitting

Keep in mind,I haven't said what I'd smack the **** outta them with. First clue:Two words. Second clue:First word-"Louisville"...

So do I.....so I can smack the **** outta them.

I'm shaving now. My face,that is....:D

Damn,what do I have to do to get a cool nickname like that? :D

Here's what I found out:

"Hot Rod Lincoln"-Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen

I'm already doing that...

Re: Would you marry a pornstar , if she was still in the business? I'm wide awake.....I'm just that good.;) :D Maybe not every single time,but more often than not.There's certain things you can't fake....

Fucking internet.....

American magazines are the only ones that airbrush? Get the fuck outta here.... I'm not sure why,but I'm really not all that impressed by this...maybe it's because she's a natural beauty.I think I'd be more impressed if it was someone who's a dog without the magic of makeup.

Well,I've always thought ********* tasted like ass.....

No,you're not.I think a lot more people agree,they're just afraid to say so.

"synchronized facepalm"...that's great!!!

Yeah,that'll work.:rolleyes:

Can't speak for the other 49,but in MD,if you're put on probation for a DUI/DWI,one of the conditions of said probation is attendance of some sort of ******* monitoring program. Meaning,you're prohibited from ********,so technically it is *******,at least for you.If you do *****,and are...

I'm not either,at least not the race part.....but I do see-and agree with-the rest.If this had been someone who was shall we say,less than blessed in the beauty department,most people outside of the area where this happened would never even know about it. True or not,the impression given is...

If I ever put 3-4 grand towards a bike,it damn well better have the words "Harley-Davidson" on it.

Exactly......one's for IE,and the other is for Firefox.

Re: Glasses This picture is great on so many different levels....:D

Right click>Properties is your friend. :D :cool:

I can't speak for the sick fuck that did this-nor do I want to-but I've got a feeling that ******* wasn't the point....

James is both....:cool:

What the fuck,a thread about funk,and no fuckin' James Brown!? Fav0cE3JnDQ

Time to go vote....:D ****,for some reason it's not working from here....I'll take care of it when I get home.I won't list them here,but it's the same as before. You know who you are.:cool:

No fuckin' way-I've seen too many bad horror movies.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Beautiful....

No. I try not to make it a practice to marry anyone I don't even fuckin' know....

Bad choice of words. Calm down.

People that are so caught up in the moment and swept up in the passion that they can't wait to get their clothes off and FUCK!!!!

Quarters.

He may look normal,but he sounds creepy.

She's got my vote.....:cool:

....then send me to hell.

This is (sort of) off-topic,but the guy that does the ads for eHarmony is fucking creepy.

Maybe it's just a *** trying to make his *** feel special.:cool:

That's why I said "within reason".Fucking 13 others would be an exception.Tiger obviously didn't give a **** about their marriage,why should she?

I agree with this part,within reason.I personally believe that there are only two things that are unforgivable in a marriage:***** and cheating.If your spouse is kicking your ass (physically or mentally) or fucking others behind your back,leave their ass.Otherwise,at least try,I mean really try...

Um,Chuck Berry is still alive....:D

I had no problems driving after the 17" snowfall we got here recently in a RWD Ford,no less.:D Sometimes,it's the driver,not the car.

Oh ****......

http://www.tineye.com

I must be the only person on the planet that thinks cold pizza is fucking nasty....

Heels.....and just because someone prefers shoes over bare feet doesn't mean they have a "shoe fetish"

Thank you!!!! P.S.-Why didn't that come up as all caps,which is what I intended? I know it's annoying to type in all caps,but should it really be censored? That was a case where the caps would have helped drive home the point-in other words,they're justified.

Maybe not right away......:D

I'm a major motorhead,old-school. ...mostly American made from 1949 on up to about 2009.That's not to say I have a problem with other manufacturers,it's just that I know more about the old American ones....the ones you can work on and repair without having a degree of some kind,just some...