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Oh, you..... :shy:

I am offended.

Well, to get things started I believe it's only right to discuss the object within the room that was designed to catch out eye as soon as we set eyes on the picture itself: the wardrobe. I'm not sure if the untrained eye among you will be able to notice this but if you look hard enough you might...

Eh, call me cynical... but the fact that this was published in the 'Journal of Cosmology' an open access journal whose peer review credentials have been called into question in the past leads me to question the validity of this - as if the premise and lack of any real media coverage wasn't...

Show it who's boss.

You get a feather duster (because really, what else is one supposed to give a woman when you're all out of faulty irons and and toilet cleaner?), a complementary sack of kitty litter to start you off on your journey of self discovery and a smack on the bottom for being a naughty little Mary.

Well it should be, unwanted spillages cost hundreds of thousands of people their lives each year. :nono: You get the 'Unsafe Mary Award' for the day.

I find cat litter is excellent at absorbing unwanted moisture.

2 seems a little more likely I would say given the ever increasing rise in cases, but of course you're correct. Still. You go see doctor NAO!

DEC8nqT6Rrk A particular favourite of mine.

Type 2 Diabetes, perhaps? But yes, seek the advice of a professional.

Fuck William? Yeah... I mean, who wouldn't?

Can't complain. I did just get back from quite a lengthy ban, so there's still hope. :D

So how's it going man? Long time no . . . type? :D

Just bustin' ya ballz, V. Welcome back, Sir. :hatsoff:

I'm sorry, who are you again?

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs :drool2:

You are correct in terms of China and that is the role I was applying to them in my original post - apologies, it's not very clear. Creating competition between the the EU/China, etc using China's significant economic advantage over a lot of EU nations as a threat to keep the EU nations that...

Well, we care because Russia (and to a lesser extent China) does have a tendency to pressure and ********* those who rely on it by threatening to cut them off on a whim at any given opportunity and giving them a monopoly on energy supplies given their past actions, isn't something I'm sure the...

And gas, don't forget about gas. With Gaddafi threatening to nationalise Libya's energy reserves on the eve of the NFZ and then quite possibly selling it to the BRIC nations, giving Russia (holy look who abstained from voting at the UNSC, Batman ;)) an even larger ******** hold on the energy...

Indeed. Gaddafi's support of Milosevic during said bombing campaigns (which within this particular crowd can't have hurt) being just one of the many ties that stretch back further than one would have imagined.

A demonstration by a group of nationalists who I'm guessing are still pissed off about NATOs interference in the Kosovan conflict - it being the 12th anniversary of the start of NATOs bombing campaign.

Who needs friends when you can break out the Cum Fart Cocktails DVD after the Queen's speech on Christmas day, snuggle up in between your aunt Edna and uncle Jim with the rest of your ******, all comfortably well fed, sitting somewhere within the vicinity of the TV all in the mood for some...

Re: *** URGENT: Please update your password *** Just to clear up any confusion, I was being entirely sincere with the post quoted above. Entirely... :anonymous

She almost looks surprised. "Ahh... that was a nice relaxing shower. Looks like I finally managed to get the last of that dead Mexican midget carcass out of my ass crack - hopefully that smell will be gone soon. Oh look, my phone . . . now I will point it at this mirror, for some reason..."...

Re: *** URGENT: Please update your password *** Fuck that! If someone wants to hack into my account and post a whole bunch of incomprehensible bullshit in an attempt to sully my long standing position within our little community as a person of high moral character, whose rationality and...

Tickle the Twitter with your tongue and George Takei will follow you.

Notice the distinct lack of a second "T" in that word. Now would I, in all of my infinite wisdom and grace, actually make a mistake of such immense importance during such an outpouring of emotion like that? Or was it indeed intended to be esoteric? Don't go making assumptions about situations...

Pfft! They wished they dealt in produce of such quality! Just love me, Shity. Just. Love. Me.... :bawling:

Farmfoods!? Seriously Shifty, you're going to display a fucking Farmfoods logo on this god damn website and then associate myself and 5 other fine upstanding gentlemen with it? I don't think I could ever be more offended. You Sir, are a despicable human being.

Sharia!? Oh noes.... send in the EDL: kjuNuqIev8M FEAR THE MUSLAMIC RAY GUNS!

The fedora is fine. Just leave it alone and stop pressuring it and it'll open up to you. You doing your Nosferatu impression over its shoulder really isn't helping any. Your testicles are fine, you're in a safe place, it's fine. No one here thinks you're a failure. No one looks upon you...

Fine! I'll walk the streets with no pants. People need to be a witness to the majesty of my testicles. The cum stains on my hat will give it some much needed character. Now, back to the business of ******* worthless brown people.

Either the fedora stays, or I stay.

'White Man's Curse' was the contributing factor in the wider acceptance of a 19th century line of reasoning and later action, that would in time more commonly become known as 'White Man's Burden' after a publication by Rudyard Kipling of the same name. For you see this would never have come...

Other than the obvious, tit, ass, pussy. To deviate slightly from the norm, medium to large hip tattoos put me off a little. Not quite sure why.

I like this. I get to advocate for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of worthless brown people. Which is nice. Just to let you know, the pre-ejaculate is oozing right now....

To quote a number would defeat the purpose of such an illicit system, no?

For some reason I had assumed she was older than 79. R.I.P nonetheless.

Couple guys rolling around on the floor together. Trying to get each other into the right position by which they can finish them off... Yeah... it's practically gay porn without the penetration.

Wait, I have a baby!? :eek: *runs*

You bet your sweet behind I do.

The fact that whenever I see an underscore ("_") between two letters or as it is indeed the case quotations marks, my brain has somehow become automatically programmed to create a face there where there isn't one because of the god damn over use and popularity of this fucking thing: "0_o" ...

If you don't want it, don't download it. Yes it's offensive and those offended by it have the right to protest against it. But I for one don't really see the major issue - it's going to be downloaded by such a small minority of users that it probably isn't even going to be worth the effort this...

Oh... you didn't know? Well, I **** to break it to you, dude someone really should have let you know already but the world already ended. I believe it was around the time the second coming of Christ appeared and was inaugurated the president of the United States. I believe he called himself at...

I'm sure the ******** in that clip are quite wonderful, but how can you concentrate with that post-puberty infested sag-bag in the centre of the picture? Wait, what? No... uhm. Disregard!

I'd ride on the great seas of Lemon Fanta all the god damn fucking day. That **** is fabulous. Read "fabulous" in a stereotypical flamboyantly homosexual way. Did you do it? Yeah? Why? Why did you do that? :nono:

Why did the cop not shoot her on sight? He would have done it to Blackaris Hilton.... RACISM!

I dislike Hennessy. So yeah.... fuck you STDiva. Fuck you right in the mouth.

A difficult question to answer. I pretty much agree with this. In a solely political sense I find them both somewhat reprehensible. Lets be clear, the general public should neither know nor be expected to know the subject matter of each and every piece of legislation that's ****** through our...