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Re: Would you suck your favourite *********'s dick if some chic got her pussy juice o Could I get to know him a little first? You know, talk to him about his hopes and dreams. Ask him whether or not he cried at the end of ******* (that's the one in which Julia Robets becomes the *******, btw)...

EDIT: *Mental note* - Read poll choices before making joke, otherwise it doesn't work. Fail BlueBalls, FAIL!

I don't ***** coffee in the morning. Not as soon as I get up anyway. I enjoy that groggy feeling one gets having only ***** 3-4 hours the night before - it lets me know I'm still alive. Headache, stiff neck coughing up ***** . . . all of these things make up a part of my morning routine and to...

Finding a giant squid wrangler, it would seem, isn't as easy as you might believe.

Yes.

"A man who wishes to profess goodness at all times will come to ruin among so many who are not good. Hence it is necessary for a prince who wishes to maintain his position to learn how not to be good, and to use this knowledge or not to use it according to necessity." Or something.... :dunno:

You should see the face of their 12 year old *** who has had to man the back legs of that thing. Especially as big ***** there has, over the course of the day, downed 8 or 9 beers and eaten enough processed meat that would most likely give several Sub-Saharan villages dysentery for several months.

Fat bastard.

As much as I'd love to get stabbed repeatedly in the chest while I ***** by the woman I own who I also systematically beat to a ****** pulp every evening for not properly carrying out my instructions; I'm not that pathetic.

I need some cheese.

Testicular cancer can eat my ass . . . literally, I think it's spreading. :******: Did I? Or did I just see you for who you really are? How many more innocent puppies have to die in order to service your raging murderous desire!? :mad:

Lets just say my urologist knows me inside and out. Sometimes even the inside from the outside, if you follow me....

I'm sure it was normal sized to begin with. But you stick your cock in a can enough times you're bound to shave some off now and again.

Oh so you're actually coming to visit me now? First you are, then you're not, now you are again.... I thought you were different Alisa? I thought this sort of game was beneath you.... I guess not. :( Pfft! Like I should take anything you say seriously. If you call that not holding back...

Such as? No wait, you don't have to answer that because there isn't anything. Not anything worth my time and attention anyway. Away with you now. Enjoy your antiquated, unimaginative lifestyle... "Oh, ye master of all that whistles amongst the trees. Save us from oblivion!"

Sup, Matt! How's your sack?

"Light" ****? Jeez ... what a homo.

But I already bought the goat and laid down all this plastic..... ? Yeah, if they wanna pay me. Pfft! Like I could actually learn anything from these whores. :facepalm:

No. Being as though their only major skill in life is being another persons cum dumpster, I can't see how 24 hours with one of them would be very productive for either of us.

Hey! Hey! Hey now! That's no way to talk! My ****** is a fine upstanding member of the community thank you very much. Yes there are those German **** films she appeared in during the 70s while she was strung out on heroin but that's in the past, dammit! The past! :mad:

Re: Would you tit bang your fav ***** if some guy just blew his load all over her che Good effort, both of you. But you still aren't masters of your craft just yet. I'd give you both a sold 7.5 out of 10. Which as my old buddy Christopher Walken might say: "s'good, s'not great..."

Re: Would you tit bang your fav ***** if some guy just blew his load all over her che I'd probably lick the cum off her chest first. I don't want some other dudes jizz on my cock. That's ****'s gay!

Fallhell, your competition has arrived.

Many thanks.

Lets not get ahead of ourselves here, Baill :D :hatsoff:

Thanks . . . loyalist scum! :hatsoff:

Is that some stray semen hiding in the crack of his leg?

Ah... the ignorance of youth, just you wait. Soon that bitch'll be at your ear demanding you wash it after you've taken a dump. Nagging you to cut your nails, scoop out all of that grit underneath them; wanting to be taken to the nail salon so it can get a manicure to look nice for "you" when...

Basically, this: :glugglug:, I guess.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Well, the sheer fact that she's obviously holding something back there out of some antiquated ethical notion of human decency goes against her somewhat in my eyes. But maybe, in time, I could learn to love her . . . ? I mean, lets face it, a good nut cracker is...

Love what it is, what it was and its influence.

Ah well, I hope all goes well.

I can't complain. How about you?

Ike, hit the nail on the head. There is no "World Police," just states with the power to do so working within the realms of their own self interest. If you no longer enjoy paying for your gas relatively cheaply (in comparison to the rest of the world), by all means vote Libertarian next time.

Thanks, man. :hatsoff:

PM Petra.

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As HM pointed out earlier, it sounds as if you've gotten yourself a yeast infection. If it is feasible for you to do so, go an see a health professional. Yeast infection or no, having your navel smell for a lot of the time can't be pleasant for you or those around you. You could try and flush it...

Thanks, darlin'

Olf8J_z3snM "You need a Day of the Jackal type motherfucker basically to do some **** like that, not a rumble tumble ***** like Slim" Love, love, love that line! Fantastic writing.

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Sunlight, for what it's worth, isn't all it's cracked up to be.... ;)

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I missed you too.

Because she's a moron and can't find any other establishment to hire her? Just a thought....

That's incredibly depressing. :D

Meh... both it and its people are overrated.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs September Carrino

Work is for the weak.

Dissenter! BURN HIM!!! :mad: