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Is the Theremin the most undervalued instrument in all of music?

Truck driver comes to a immediate stop, runs over, drops his pants and ******** ***** him while he's lying face first in the snow? We all know truck drivers, he'll be lucky if his head doesn't end up as one of his "collection."

I've had the problem with my iPhone's in the past. I'll let you in on a little secret, told to me by a very good friend of mine who at one point in time worked very close to Apple. Get yourself some rubbing *******, if you don't have any on hand any clear ****** you have around the house will...

No!? Really!?! FUCK!!! I literally just punched my own cat in the face because of this. :bawling:

I believe so.

A small ***** - just to say fuck you in my own way to the next generation. Plus the thought of the ****** ****** over its lifeless corpse will probably be enough spank bank material to last a life time.

Re: What's your current desktop Wallpaper picture? Well there's no accounting for taste is there you revolting slice of abortion juice!

Cheesy music? Or the sound of a girl repeatedly coughing, retching and sputtering as a cock is repeatedly shoved down her throat? If I were given the choice I'd prefer the former, but that's just me . . . Plus there's always the opportunity to drown out the meat heads, as Apollo points out...

Re: What's your current desktop Wallpaper picture? A screen shot of the search function, it's wonderful.....

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs :drool2:

I enjoy ambiguity if it's properly conducted and it goes some way to support the overall narrative. I definitely wouldn't say I'd enjoy all movies to have some sense of ambiguity about them because that's just not palatable to either the audience or to certain types of story. But on that odd...

The President of the US ****** it? Or some made up President who lives in both yours and Pink's head? I believe we would have heard that the President ****** a song given the high profile nature of the person doing the banning and the artist involved. Unless of course "they" ****** him to do it...

I think, as others have said, it really depends on how it's used. There are those who can get away with constant use of profanity because its use is either justified given with the content being discussed or it flows along with how they say it. People like Carlin, Pryor and Hicks can get away...

I'm sure the staff at the local library will be relieved.

The reason I ask what your interpretation of the scene is because that's exactly what you're supposed to do. I remember reading an interview with the shows creator (I can't remember his name), and he stated that the reason they ended it in that way was because if they were to show the after...

What is your interpretation of the last scene?

If it were me, I probably wouldn't say anything. But given that I can't relate to your situation, having been brought up in a secular household and never having had a faith in the divine of any kind - at least as far back as I remember. Having spiritual parents who might be hurt by the...

I don't know enough about it to give an informed opinion. I believe the UK has had a tax somewhat similar to a "Carbon tax" for more than a decade now, so it really doesn't make my much difference to me one way or the other.

Climate gate? Are you fucking serious? Did you even read what was said in those emails in the context they were written? There is no conspiracy here, this was entirely spun by the media to create a story and then seized upon by know nothings who either cannot understand or will not even look at...

From the article: In response to this, I'll quote myself: Should I also underline it and change the font size? Global climate temperatures have been steadily increasing for over a 100 years, this is a fact. Of which there is considerable evidence to show that man made pollutants are indeed...

Weather =/= Climate.

I don't think I've ever seen Goodwin's Law dropped in a thread so soon . . . Must be some sort of record.

Call me anytime, honey. I'll rock yo world err'vry time. :kiss: Wanted to travel the world, he said. Needed to see an exotic location at least once in his lifetime, he said. Wanted to be with a wide variety of powerful and beautiful people, he said. Would do anything for me to take him...

On every second Thursday of the month, yes. The rest of the time no. It's all about timing gentlemen....

I believe she died in a freak badger accident last summer. Sad story really, but hey if you're going to **** off an roaming gang of horny badgers in order to air out the underwear you've been wearing for four days because you lost the key to your house and nobody would let you in so you just...

Dial 1-800-PORNO and that'll take you directly to porn headquarters where there are people on hand to take your call 24/7 and give you advice as to how, when and where to start on the road to your glorious porn career. That's 1-800-PORNO.... DIAL NOW!!! Or you could just go gay4pay and...

You can find me any time baybeh..... ;)

Is this guy a Youtube partner? The banner on his youtube profile page tells me he is. Do you know how many other Youtube partners have had their "docs dropped" so to speak, who don't talk about 9/11? Many. This is just par for the course when it comes to these things, you get that sort of status...

"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years......"

Doesn't this corporatise the internet, not socialise it? But hey, who cares about definitions, right?

*Pretends he didn't read the OPs post in order to make crappy joke* So, you still gotz yo head den, innit? Hurr-hurr-hurr . . . derp!

Whimsy you fool! The UFOs will ****** Earth in 2012? What the fuck kind of corporate shill bullshit have you been listening to? I would have thought you of all people would know that all of this is bullshit, we've had discussions about this very subject deep into the night over a couple bottles...

Fuck you.

He says at the end of the video, and I'm paraphrasing: "when consumers find out that their eggs are coming from factory farms they feel betrayed." Do they really? I find it hard to believe they do. People may dislike the conditions these ******* are put under but that still isn't going to make...

Re: Ejaculate inside a Woman VS Ejaculate from Masturbation. Which orgasm feels Bette How could I not, it being the holiday season and all....

Re: Ejaculate inside a Woman VS Ejaculate from Masturbation. Which orgasm feels Bette The sheer level of flavour you can get out of it once the act is done.

It's completely different, for you see in cultures that practice this kind of love the process of producing either the release of gas or waste - while still the same process - mean completely different things when he or she is squatting over their lovers face and releasing whatever may come. The...

She can teabag me any time she wants.

Re: Ejaculate inside a Woman VS Ejaculate from Masturbation. Which orgasm feels Bette Goat placenta. That is all.

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The dinosaurs never went extinct they evolved humanoid extremities, planted a bunch of fake fossils in the ground and since then they have sought to control the entirety of human existence. To our shame they almost have done. Beware! BEWARE!!!