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Turns out, no one applied. There has been a growing trend that has filtered through almost the entirety of the good people of Freeones over the past couple of months that has fundamentally changed their views on message board moderators and the need for over all moderation. After lengthy...

IMPOSTER! Ladies and gentlemen, immediately put this ******** of a human being, who would stoop so low as to pretend to be the recently deceased, on your ignore lists and neg rep him for good measure. You disgust me, Sir. You really do.

Even if the life lost was completely insignificant and worthless as it is in this case. What is said upon the eve of their death is a gesture of good faith. Looking for meaning behind such an empty gesture during an occasion such as this is petty of you, Greg and I wish you wouldn't have had me...

I know it's hard to come to terms with. But he's gone, forever. We must all accept it now and move on.

He will be missed. :******:

This is truly a sad day. :(

No doubt. Random ****** sodomy aside, I ain't going to jail again. Fuck all y'all!

No, this will be a strictly intersex only establishment. Oral examinations will be mandatory. Self inflicted split penises will be turned away on sight.

Oh, Alex... you and all of your faux self righteous indignation. It's just not cute any more.

Like my wet beaver.

The police are getting a little suspicious now Roald, you've seen them coming around here, asking questions about you and where you go, etc. There's only a limited amount of times we can cover for your whereabouts without accidentally wandering off script and dropping us all in the ****. To...

Yes. When did I say it wasn't alive? Please point this out to me. I'll wait... Oh there's no doubting that. But your notion of personhood needs a little work before we can go into business together. I won't have some immoral fuckwad who gets their rocks off by inserting their unimpressive...

Fetuses aren't people you crap shafter! I'm sure fried in a little garlic and butter though they would be quite delicious. So yeah, whatever. Continue announcing the coming attractions.

Suicide.

Shifty?

That's like asking whether or not JonBenet Ramsey's corpse would be ripe for fucking now that, if she were alive, she would have been of age. Which of course, the only logical answer would be: Hell fucking yes! EDIT: A definite candidate for deletion. An ********* *****, A shocking unsolved...

Well, most populist narratives tend to follow a pretty similar set of key themes (See: Joseph Campbell - The Hero with a Thousand Faces). The originality, comes in attempting to replicate a seemingly simple plot that has been a staple of Western myth for thousands of years in a variety of new...

Films that appear to be associated with a particular canon of films, in the eyes of those that fund the production of these movies, always sell better than those of an original disposition. This is also the rationale behind the recent rise in the production of films based on established brands...

This is still a subject of conversation? :facepalm: Why would a person, knowing he's going to have to go through extremely intense background checks, even contemplate purposefully committing a fraud this outrageous, knowing the consequences that would inevitably occur if he were to be exposed...

The toy school buses obviously represent patriarchal male oppression. Genius.

I roll onto my side and cry myself to *****.

No. The very fact that they're pornstars makes them despicable human beings.

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1. No. 2. No. 3. A can of Sprite. 4. Yes. 2012 is the year I plan on offing myself and as you and the rest of this wrenched planet are all nothing but illusions created within my own conscious mind as a needed distraction from the harsh realities one is exposed to living in the 24th century...

One would hope the individuals involved in the scenes that helped the overthrow of their own tyrannical government would be able to control the anger, jubilation and whatever other emotions they were feeling at that moment in time in order to refrain from reverting to animalistic ********* in...

Self immolation. Preferably in a bunker deep underground surrounded by my loyal ***-ons and their families with my enemies beating on the door trying to get in in order to put me and my cohorts on trail for crimes against humanity. But I'm sure that if it turns out that I just get bored one...

They did, for a while. Before they realised I wasn't beholden to their laughable human authority and never will be. Of course they still went ahead with their little Soviet style show trial in order to appease the baying masses and the petty disease spreading leeches who call themselves...

Yes a number of times. Mostly the larger tourist destinations, plus I have ****** who live in Naples.

Pfft! Wait till we get on Maury before you go on frontin' about the fact that yo baby is mine, ho'! Y'all be gettin' it on with da hole block. Err'ebody knows it!

Punching her in the face. But then again she could have just been having a seizure . . . ? Hmmm...

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I'll never leave you. :lovecoupl

I died. But I got over it.

Spank you much, Dave.

The chick in that ***** film I watched recently was pretty hot. Didn't catch her name though which is a shame because I'd definitely like to check out more of her work.

I remember hearing Waters in an interview say that he just asked when he came up with the idea and Divine just did it - I'm not sure there's anymore to the story than that. Given the cheapness of the movies production, I highly doubt any extra funds were opened up to compensate Divine's 'suffering'.

Fuck off and die, rayman53x! That's right . . . right? Anyway, you're welcome :hatsoff:

Is it not enough to experience the delightful sting of the rotary blades taking chunks of flesh out of the side of your cock, that you have to add a pathetic synthetic vagina into the mix? Pfft! **** today! And another thing; purple walls? :wtf: You sure that shouldn't be a synthetic replica...

"Do you know something Ali? Starting a revolution is hard, and it's even harder to continue it. Winning is hardest of all. But only afterward, when we have won, will the real hardships begin." The Battle of Algiers (1966) Seems somewhat fitting given recent events.

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Yeah I suppose, but only if it's still warm. Do we also get to choose who we're harvesting this juice from? Or is my grandmother out back, squatting over a Sybian with a vacuum cleaner attached to it? 'Cos I'm cool either way, but you know some people might not be cool with that.

Not a ship...

Epic facial hair. Satan would be proud.

The lower classes really shouldn't be allowed to congregate in polite society.

*ahem* WANKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Re: Do you like the flavour of your cum? S'alright I guess. I kinda imagine it to taste like how a bad case of flu might taste if we had the ability to physically replicate it in handy taste form. Imagine an apple sized ball of flu that people could opportunistically lick on the Friday...

1.5%? :wtf: Why don't you log off and get up off your fat ass you fucking piece of ****! I hope you have a stroke!

So you're asking, what singer would I like to have ******* and ***** me? Jimmy Buffet, I suppose. Oh "female" singer. Uhm.... Barbra Streisand, then. :dunno:

Why Are We Capitalising Every Word In The Sentence?

I don't **** Youtube, I **** the commenters.