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She's obviously just another part of the Stealth Jihad that is systematically subverting American culture in an attempt to turn this once great land into an Islamic superstate...

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Whatever it was, it negates the "sexy" part of the thread title.

Alex, you seem to have an unhealthy fascination with women's bowels. I implore you to seek professional advice.

No? Really!?

If you plan on ******* her to death with your penis then I'm sure it's perfectly adequate. Although I'm not quite sure why your hands wouldn't suffice? You obviously have to make sure you knock all of her teeth out prior to such an event. They do have a tendency to get a little belligerent...

Confirmation bias, eh? How quaint.

Depends on what you mean by "doing it well." If you mean the sharing of mutual pleasure then yes, there's a certain amount of skill to be learned. If you just mean to insert your genetic material into another person for the purposes of procreation which is basically the only real purpose of our...

I'm just going to leave both of those comments just as they are. Look upon them members of FreeOnes, gaze deep into this pathetic pit of sadness that are the two posters above. Pity them, it's nothing less than they deserve.

You made your decision to leave, GSB. You threw away all that we had. There's no looking back now with regrets. This angry young man is no longer yours to lust over. :******:

I just sent her a threatening PM in which I clearly state all of my misgivings. She'll know next time. Or else! :mad:

You agree with me and yet .... YOU DIDN'T REP ME!!! :bawling:

Yes, the day me, Trident, meesterperfect and L3ggy had a sleepover at Dirk's place.

How about we just do away with the system entirely?

Hmmm.... is that lump in between his legs just another bulbous mound of flesh and fat, or his oversized scrotal sack? No.. don't tell me. Not knowing is half the pleasure.

1) Is it cold where you are? I have no idea, there aren't any windows. I've been thinking of getting one installed for these exact purposes but, c'est la vie... as they say. 2) Have you done your taxes yet? I live within the state of nature. Taxation does not exist here, which is nice I...

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That's a handsome man, right there.

He taughted me about da New Wurld Ordur.... Who am I going to get my conspiracy theory news from now? :(

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Ah yes, it's obvious. Just look at those limp wrists....

According to the person who uploaded the video (via the comment section), that is exactly what it's supposed to be.

Merci :hatsoff:

Sarkozy I believe is, in some polls, currently behind the far right National Front party. This and I'm sure the recent dismissal of multiculturalism (by both him and other European leaders in the **** of rising support for far right parties/groups) seems to be an attempt to try to garner...

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I've always been a fan of the pornstar transformation into a religious, anti-porn/anti-sex, fanatic. Many chuckles have been had at the poor dears expense, I'm sorry to say.

Aubade by Philip Larkin is pretty romantic. Recite that to her and I'm sure she'll know your true feeling about her ... and life in general.

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You deserve it, buddy. :hatsoff:

Go fuck yourself, GSB.

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When your anus has prolapsed, should you cut off the sticky out bit with scissors or just let the dog chew it off?

It has to be this: WaEsE7WwiFU No question.

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Oh Alex, your poor penis. I can't imagine how chafed you must be down there since you found this.

Make 500 more and someone will make a thread in the members only section for people to congratulate you. See you then. :hatsoff:

You know that one guy with the thing who ... uhm ... does the thing? Yeah ... ? To be honest none of these people are really on my radar, so to speak. So I couldn't tell you.

u mad?

When you have the President and the commander of US ****** in Afghanistan (Patraeus) warning you that to go through with this would lead to the endangerment of allied lives and give the Taliban further ammunition against you, Jones' actions and his failure to take those warnings into...

I say yes to a bit of well maintained fur on my beaver. Of course, as perfectly illustrated by the examples above, not to excessive proportions but as I say a bit, to me, looks good. Either way, Jeb Bush 2012! :nanner:

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Gay 4 Pay. Call up one of your local gay porn companies, ask for an audition and then once you've garnered a reputation as the best cock sucker in town, make the leap up into the big leagues. I wish you good luck and much joy on your forthcoming epic quest, Sir. *salutes* Make us proud.

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Seems rather exploitative of them. For shame, ****. For shame.... :nono:

I've always found the underside of a large hairy man's gut to have the most interesting and pleasant odour. What sort of Adonis must this fine gentleman be, that he might find himself in such a position? Truly a king amongst men...

Tell her you started a thread about her on a porn based message board, the subject of which was to ask for the other members there to suggest the best method they could think of that would allow you to get her into the sack. If she isn't impressed by that, maybe it wasn't meant to be.

I remember reading about a similar incident a couple years ago. On that occasion it involved a similarly obese woman who had been sat in a chair for a similar amount of time or longer. I wonder what would happen if we had just left them there a couple years longer, removing the obvious life...

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Yes, very...

Nah, you're safe, swallow cum ... swallow bucket loads of cum, you'll be fine. You can only contract HIV if he sticks it in your pooper. You know, it being gay cancer and all....