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Bring the ****.

See ya around, ezteban. :hatsoff:

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You want me to come over?

He still has those? :wtf:

It's one of those movies that make you feel dirty just for having watched it. I think the most surprising thing about this film is just how well made it is. Given what will invariably be classified beside it within the ridiculously named sub-genre known as "******* porn" this film comes across...

I have an erection.

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There are no human rights.

I've always been quite partial to size 47, myself. But whatever floats your boat...

Brilliant.

You should have just made out what you were publishing was nothing but performance art. Youtube, it would seem, is all about performance art and you can have as many old, hairy, nasty looking people flopping around as you want in your videos so long as you call it art. And who's to say, what is...

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If you must.

You masturbated and now you're wondering how long it's going to take you to recover? Ballpark?

Maybe, just being in the company of someone he had pleasured and basking in the metaphysical radiance and existential joy the comes with such an endeavour was enough to see him through until they met again under similar circumstances... .... no, but seriously. The guy's a freak...

Re: Kim Kardashian Pumping Gas! Nozzle = Penis. Gas Tank = Vagina. Girl = Secondary object of desire. Basically you're finally coming out and accepting your role in society as a mechanophile... Yes?

Depends on how many bull dykes are in the bunch.

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My perfect morning entails never actually seeing the morning and waking up in a blissful haze around 5pm.

I say we put everyone over 65 to death. At least then we may alleviate some small portion of our budgetary problems. Ugly people can be useful slaves. There is no need for them to be culled, just yet.

Seems the White House isn't too fond of the provision either. http://www.aclu.org/blog/national-security/obama-white-house-threatens-veto-over-worldwide-war-and-detention-provisions

Marriage? Isn't that what the gays do?

When it gets to the point where you're so enamoured with your *** and your right to own it that you feel the need to decorate it in a certain way in order to show your devotion to a particular tenet within a much larger document, it becomes a little creepy. I wouldn't be surprised if the person...

I'm surprised you (or should I say, your ******) found a place where the person(s) actively involved in cleaning the pipes could actually converse with you in your native tongue with a relative degrees of success. A rarity these days, what with eastern European sex slaves and all. The losers.

I'm sure the sight of me, hairy ass and all, attempting to guide that most pleasing of streams into the toilet bowl in spite of the morning haze would be somewhat arousing to those who have had the luck to come across such an occurrence.

If my importance amongst a group of faceless morons isn't validated on a continual basis, my life ceases to have value.

That's so sad...

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Me.

Re: Fuck one, marry one and **** one? Could I not: 'marry, fuck and ****' all three?

Said court decision: http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_sommer/jeffersonmemorialdecision.pdf There does seem to be precedent for their actions it in this particular case. A little heavy handed maybe...

It was nice of whoever it was that constructed this diagram to label the 'egg' for us. Looking at it now, I'm sure if that one tiny little detail was omitted during this images formation the entire picture wouldn't nearly be as powerful and thought provoking as it currently is. Thank you...

I'm surprised he hasn't whipped it out yet. That's what men do with other men on Chat Roulette, right? Masturbate for one another's amusement? Yeah...

Obama...

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Oh, hey! When did you get back? Missed you too. :hatsoff:

No you would not you dirty **** enabler, you. :nono: Just so you know, as men who actively support and are a part of porn culture, we endorse ****. So, yeah... have a nice day. :hatsoff:

Well, if the word of some of the radical Feminist, Communists I've met is to be believed. Under Communism there would be no sex industry (porn, prostitution, stripping, etc) because without the murderous rule of Capitalism there would be no "Patriarchy" which exploits women - who have little to...

Me. I mould all of my decisions and future endeavours around whether or not I am able and willing to post and interact with the individuals here. Without FreeOnes, I think I would **** myself.

Re: What Porn Star Has The Best Personality? Is this 'pornstars with personality' concept, a new phenomenon within the pornographic industry? Having not kept up to date with recent developments, I seem to have missed out on its installation. It's an interesting experiment, to say the least. I...

Damn hippies, look what you did! You spoilt those tourists enjoyment of the Jefferson memorial! I hope they were taken around back and shot. :mad:

*shakes fist* OOooooooooooooooh, I'll get you for this, Religion ... and your little dog too!

R.I.P The album that introduced me to his work, which sadly was his last album, I'm New Here, was one of the best albums released last year.

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Nope.

Yes, they tend to be found in many of the deprived areas. Which means if you ever come across one you will invariably find it teeming with garbage, vermin and the kind of person you wouldn't think twice about ******* on if they were on fire just so you could have the satisfaction of **********...

No, NASA does far too much good as a whole, in terms of the work it does and the new technologies, etc it invests in to be scrapped in order to focus solely on space exploration. The thing about manned space exploration (in particular) is that the process is incredibly dangerous, expensive, a...