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Would you like me to show you my penis? That's always a sure fire way to make someone laugh. A sympathy laugh it is, but a laugh none the less.

I opened up a Twitter account for the sole purpose of using it as a news source and as such, I have been quite successful in this endeavour. I guess I really should start sharing my genius outside of this setting, but as of now I haven't posted anything on it. Which I'm sure you'll all agree is...

Re: Collection of funny GIFs Possibly the greatest thing I've ever had the pleasure of seeing. One just can't put into words how magnificent what we're viewing here actually is. I can physically feel myself on the verge of tears just being in its presence. It just transcends all notions of...

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Happy Birthday, person I've never heard of who'll probably never read this.

My hole is rather glorious, if I do say so myself.

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I do what I can. :hatsoff:

1.) 3 months just isn't long enough for me to make such important decisions. I would advise you to make the voting process and rounds far longer. Say, 6 months. 2.) I feel that you are putting entirely too much responsibility into the hands of the general populace. My advice would be, if you...

There's always room for lemonparty.

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Does putting the link in extra large type make me any more interested in reading it? As it turns out; no. No it does not.

The report function is there for a reason. Use it.

"Do I mind"? As in, would it bother me if the penis in question wasn't aesthetically pleasing? I suppose that could be rather distracting, so I suppose the answer would be yes. Although, after about the 15 minute mark the vast majority of pornography does tend to bore me, so having a penis...

I think the most amusing part of this video is the fact that the poor soul who felt it best to create this video, also felt it necessary to point out and explain the supposed joke. I think I can speak for everyone when I say: bless their little cotton socks.

Well now, aren't we just a special bunch of lifeless assholes. Go us! Huzzah!

I don't believe ribs have ever had the pleasure of passing through my lips whilst journeying into the great beyond.

Ah, the: "my work here is done" line. Quite... But you know Brian, you know. That warm buzzing you're currently finding yourself experiencing at the base of your neck is not pride, nor is it the brain tumour you're so worried about going to see the doctor about. No. It is your own subconscious...

Joking about the suffering of these poor people.... Sir, you disgust me. :nono:

Wow, like, OMG... that's just like, woah! I mean, yeah!

In Soviet Russia, **** .... uhm .... no, I got nothing. *shudder*

'Tis a sad day, my friends. We've lost another one... :******:

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Pfft! Fuck those guys....

Even though to most his name will always resonate with that particular character, I was never much of a fan of Columbo (ducks AFA's invisible wrath), but the man's talent can't be denied. His performance in A Woman Under the Influence, was fantastic. R.I.P.

This.

Or is she dead? I can't tell... I guess once the dog eats her eyes, we'll know.

All rise for your new national anthem: o_5uVdy5YmA

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I do indeed. The ***** ran cold through the streets of Paris on that day my friends and let us never forget it...

A blunt object and a large burlap sack.

Not really.

Dress up like Noam Chomsky and ass **** a Howard Zinn look-alike. Title it: The Unbearable Lightness of Being

White ****, 4 or 5.

Re: What you watching right now! Sri Lanka's ******* Fields

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Love, Sam Cooke: RAQE-tHjPAc

It's a blatant insult. If I were you I'd shoot her in the face.

Up until this very moment, I do not believe I had ever heard of either term. Oh this sad, sheltered little life of mine....

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Ah... the moderators section, the promised land so many seek during their journeys into the great beyond for a taste of that sweet, sweet ambrosia and yet so few actually do. I was there once, you know. At least that is what the Gods told me. But alas, it wasn't my time.... Anyway, it's good to...

Meh... I'm around. Nothing is really inspiring me to participate as much of late. That's how it goes, I guess. Tediousness abounds.... Anyway, how's things where you are?

The only really attractive women I've ever had sex with tended to have severe abandonment issues surrounding long lost fatherly figures. So yeah, once you can look past the ****** and them calling out their fathers names in passing every now in some sort of last ditch attempt at defiance against...

You could morph into a bull dyke, I suppose.

I tend to just sit around naked; cupping my sack.

Re: Would you support re-education camps for people who think differently than yourse Can't we just throw the Japs in internment camps again? They **** me off...

Yes.

Tried out a friends one and wasn't a fan. I guess it takes some getting used to, but the half an hour I had it in my possession just didn't satisfy. I'm sure I'll still get around to buying one at some point. Whether or not it'll get used, is an entirely different story.

Wait.... people actually talk about porn on this website? :wtf: