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    motivational posters

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    You too. :hatsoff:

    You too. :hatsoff:
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    Planet of the Apes Prequel Trailer

    Aww, but I wanted to see how Ape Lincoln came about..... Damn you Hollywood! *shakes fist*
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    Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied To!

    Re: Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied :1orglaugh Did you even read the study you've cited? That's just from the abstract, it's not even as if you had to read the entire thing. :facepalm:
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    Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied To!

    Re: Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied Good ol' Russia Today, the Kremlin's pet news organisation. What a wonderful source it is. Anyway: Say it isn't so, Nancy? Don't tread on the poor little fellas dreams like that.
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    No dancing on Good Friday

    There was once a town in the US that had the same kind of Draconian laws put upon them. Until one day, a guy from the big city moved to town and took a stand. They even wrote a song about it. That's just how much of an American hero this guy was: nwBbMXYDsXw Let this tale be your...
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    The Worst Song Ever Written? The Catastrophe that is "Friday"

    ... No. I don't think I will.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Sophie Marceau
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    What is the maximum pain you have felt?

    Dental pain.
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    I Like This Song a Lot.....

    S'alright.
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    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Oh, so because most people believe it to be true, it has to be true? This, my dear Sir, is what one might call an appeal to majority (or an argumentum ad populum). I'm sure you're very much aware (being the complete mental giant that you are) that using such a proposition in an argument is...
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    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Cotton Eye Joe, is disappointed in all of you.
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    Can you name the Magic 8 Ball answers?

    I never had a magic 8 ball, but I can assume: "Fuck off and die, you rancid pile of pig **** who will never amount to anything" wasn't one of the answers? Shame, if more of a *****'s questions were answered in that sort of a fashion the world would be a far greater place than it is right now...
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    The Worst Song Ever Written? The Catastrophe that is "Friday"

    December 21st 2012 is on a Friday. Coincidence?
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    I am the happiest luckiest guy on earth!

    As others have said, it seems a little excessive. That being said, I really couldn't give a ****. It isn't like I know her. If she wants it, has the money to pay for it and doesn't feel pressured, go nuts. Bolt-ons for all!
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    How to solve the fuel crisis

    Conveniently leaving out the "wait a hundred million years" part of the equation. I'm on to you, chart! I'm on to your little game!
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    Body of 'dead *****' found in Siberia after claims of UFO hurtling to Earth...

    Why thank you Daily Mail, for once again reigniting my faith in you being the largest purveyor of utter bullshit we have in this country. Good work. :hatsoff:
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    How dinosaurs became extinct

    - "Mommy, my dino smells funny ... tastes funny too." - "Shut the fuck up ya little brat! I need a *****...."
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    Spring is in the air...

    Yeah, I got a whiff of it this morning. Quite a pleasant experience.
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    Easter is coming.....

    Make sure you make the Easter bunny feel welcome. Or he'll slit your throat while you *****.
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    If all the women disappeared

    I'd buy a *****.
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    Funny Gifs

    Re: Collection of funny GIFs Just don't attempt any back flips in while your in that position.... I believe that's how you can get a woman pregnant.
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    Funny Gifs

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    Male Lingere

    I have several....
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    ***** *****

    Who wants to be 50 anyway? Bottoms up! :****:
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    Who is Actually 'As Good As Gandhi', or better?

    Wait, when did we start calling Gandhi "good"? :wtf: The man is the biggest ******* in all of human history.
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    If you were with only one pornstar…….

    From the trunk of my car, with a bag over her head and her mouth duct taped closed with a nice little concoction of ***** flowing through her system. I really don't think it matters. Shake your booty, I suppose.....
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    Pink Sock— hot or not?

    I find it revolting.
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    One of my all time favourite shows. :hatsoff:

    One of my all time favourite shows. :hatsoff:
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    Game of Thrones

    I've read the first two books in the series and while I enjoyed them for what they were, I wasn't as impressed as I assumed I was going to be given their reputation among fantasy fans and non-fans alike. I'll definitely be giving the show a chance though. It seems like the kind of story that...
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    Am im the only one thinks pregnant sex is a form of ***** *****

    Oh.... ok, I guess that'd work. I was thinking more along the lines of a sort of vacuum cleaner. :dunno:
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    Am im the only one thinks pregnant sex is a form of ***** *****

    Hmm... I smell a business opportunity, Dirk. *sniff* Or is it that old bit of placenta I still have in my fridge - that my hippy neighbour gave me in order to "correct my dysfunction" as she put it - finally starting to turn? One must investigate. I shall report back with my findings in due...
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    Top 10 Shameful Events in American History

    Pfft! If you had actually done any research, you would know it's all controlled by the British royal ******. Who all just happen be Reptilian shape shifters.
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    Top 10 Shameful Events in American History

    I'm surprised someone would consider organised crime which every nation has some form of and the Scopes trial, which did set a precedent that took years to overcome but is really rather light when compared with what could have been on the list, as two things worthy of discussion here. The...
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    Promote Porn!

    Will I be paid in this promotional deal? If not, fuck porn and all who enjoy it!
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    Chat Room on freeones?

    No, I don't believe I do. Please, enlighten me as to the majesty of what I assume was housed within this magical place. Full of joy and wonder. Where people of all kinds frolicked happily along side one another through meadows that so sparkled with life, that those who had the pleasure of...
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    Chat Room on freeones?

    Someone started a FreeOnes (unofficial) chat room a couple years ago. As I remember it, it died because no one turned up. I very much doubt there'll be much of a different outcome this time around. Ah... there, you go. A few blasts from the past in there. :D
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    Free Drinks! I'm buying ....

    What's good about all new, Pet Sweat is that the flavour varies from pet to pet. So your entire hydration experience is new and exciting every time you open a new bottle. It's sweaty balls-a-rific!
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    Man finds jelly bean with striking resemblance to Kate Middleton

    Well, this proves it. Kate Middleton, is in fact, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. :bowdown:
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    Seen near BlueBalls' appartment

    Ah... word of mouth seems to be spreading. Excellent. Just to let you know, I did get some of the ***** off but not all of it. And what I think is dried on ****, which I must point out isn't mine, I believe it's from the person I purchased it from is starting to give in having gone over it...
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    Who Is Actually "As Bad As Hitler" Or Worse?

    People who disagree with me on message boards.
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    busenbust hates parties

    //// Or/ something/ like/ that/
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    Anyone else get the feeling something's missing from the Constitution?

    Since they decided to abolish the Three fifths compromise, I've always felt something was missing.
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    Meanwhile, On The Open Road

    :sing: On the road again. Just can't wait to get on the road again. The life I love is getting covered with fresh stool. And I can't wait to get on the road again. :sing:
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    Royal wedding thread!

    *crosses fingers* C'mon al-Qaeda ... c'mon al-Qaeda ... this is your moment to shine! Don't let me down now...
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    girl in class might like me...need advice

    Only way to find out, run up to her on the playground and pull on her pig tails until she cries.
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