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I foresee this film having none of the pacing that enabled the creation of the kind of mood that made the Carpenter version so fantastic because it's assumed that modern audiences aren't capable of having the kind of attention span required to sit through a film like that any more. Meh...

It's Chekhov right? I mean look at him. Why is he all the way back there? What a silly goose.

Good! Just one less tool in the patriarchal oppression and **** of woman kind! Sisters unite!!!

Did I? Or did I just blow your freakin' mind!?! No, I ruined it. Good day to you. :hatsoff:

A lot of those posts, to me, sound a lot like the generic answers you'd often read in porn magazines when they'd interview some porn star you'd never heard of. I assume those kind of answers were supposed to make said pornstar more appealing to the sex starved assholes reading the magazine...

Only when granny forgot to take her Dementia pills.

Re: Robber who broke into hair salon is caught by owner & kept as a sex slave for 3 d Wow, this is an old story. I'm sure there have already been about 3 or 4 threads on this subject, dating back to at least 2009. Can't fault the Daily Mail for being up to date with its stories. :facepalm:

So... what have we learnt? Never help anyone. Ever. Buy yourself a Hummer, drive over the tree while the rest of the plebeians sit and wait for someone to help and show your utter disdain for their pathetic little lives by spitting on as many of their windows as possible. Yes, you'll be just...

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*cuts off tongue* "Uhiss chhhhhittt ah-usss ouggght eeeeealll" Oh wait no, that was Martin Lawrence's line. Never mind.

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That's a very nice penis you have there.

2008 BlueBalls, is embarrassed - I can feel him, he's somewhere within the dark recesses of my mind. He's there, his musk is unmistakable. Although for the moment, he will not come out of the shadows and own up to his mistakes. Maybe he pissed himself again and he's trying to hide his shame...

Congrats Steve. :hybrid:

"Oh hey....... hey! Yeah, I stumbled across your pictures on the internet and I'd really like to get to know you better. While I already have all of the information I need from your profile, I do like to befriend my victi- ... uhm .... people. Yeah. I believe you to be one of my people and this...

Re: Horror as man falls to his death at Baseball match Edit

Some day, Titus. Some day.

Towelling themselves off. Wrestling. Watching TV. Knitting. ********. Eating. Going 1sies or 2sies. Any number of things, really.

Do the other men in the room have to be jerking off as well?

Depends on how long its been since they last took a ****.

I'm glad it's gone because it was a piece of ****. But this is nothing more than a diversionary tactic. The Sun on Sunday - Same ****, different name.

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Pfft! Talent is overrated.

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clinkity clack of a piano....

Ever since I caught that woman looking at me on the bus when I was 10, I've always considered myself the observant type, but this lowering of rank (or deranking as I like to call it) of Nikki's once prosperous modulation position to that of a worthless plebeian like the rest of us seems to have...

Wait, wat? Oh, I see what you did thurrr.....

I'm sure I have at one point or another. But as Tiger says, I would have never dreamed of doing so at University. I was acquainted with a few people who were kicked out of the institution because of it. If that doesn't dispel any thoughts one might have of doing so at that level, nothing will.

Re: If you were an ******.... Human.

"Hey, we're just trying to have a good time, Narc. Why do you want to destroy us?"

... pfft!

The two that poked back are up for it, obviously. I mean why else would they even interact with another human being on a social networking site unless they were moist between their thighs and on the look out for something to sit on? *EDIT* Sorry, Blue, but we can't even joke about that.

Subliminal messages are everywhere.

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Occasional non-smoker.

Godspeed.

I believe the powers that be have already stated that they won't be changing the way these links show up the last time someone complained about this (which to my knowledge wasn't that long ago), so what can you do...

Either put two spaces between each word or use the no babe tags {nobabe} {/nobabe}. Of course substituting [square brackets] for the ones I've used. The back The back <- Nobabe tags The back <- Double spaced

It's The Asylum's rip off version. Steve Guttenberg gives a wonderful performance as Taylor Derdoon.

The Wire Deadwood The West Wing Not in the top 10? Fuck this list.

Re: 47% of Detroitors can't read http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=507652&highlight=can%27t+read

Did I not? How odd, for you see I was sure I had. But no, I'll take your word for it. Ah... subtlety my old foe. Where hast thou been for so long?

Tom Waits is awesome. That is all.

Wait... since when has 'The Island' ever been considered awesome? Is this how far we've come people!?

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Well Sir, I would advise you to take this up with the Financial Times media relations department, specifically Andrew Branagan at the pornography and public affairs desk (you can find contact details on their website). He'll fill you in on all of the ins and outs of the story in far more depth...

Having recently read her contract with Scoreland, I am sad to report that they will continue to pixelate her vagina. The reasons cited within the contract itself for this decision were to respect her pleas for modesty and to protect her "cultural and religious" heritage. Recent reports in the...

Canadia :hatsoff:

Real in the sense they exist, physically within the world. But not in the sense that they are naturally occurring.