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Ritualistically slaughter a goat. Or masturbate into an old sock. One of the two.

I suppose it's better than a long, slow and painful death of cancer at 68. There's absolutely no question I would be ****** if I ever were to enlist or get drafted. The ineptitude on display would embarrass the British military (far more than it already has been embarrassed in recent memory)...

On three or four occasions I have been the recipient of severely undercooked chicken - on each and every occasion prepared by a particular Italian member of the extended ******. Of course the second, third and possibly fourth time it has occurred now I was able to see and taste it. But alas, on...

I love the smell of sweaty man ass in the morning.

The Lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes a little too mysterious.... Even though it would seem, to the untrained eye, that these two events are completely unrelated. To me and eeyoresfan, this is quite obviously a case of divine justice.

You never see midget on midget porn either. Hmmm....

Pffft! Says you.

I do try to give something back to the little people.

Shower, ****, shave ... go down the pub. Find that lonely soul over at the bar, caked in make up, weather beaten and about 15 years too old to be wearing what she is, slurring her words and all to welcoming for any attention from a fine young gentleman such as yourself. Then do what needs to be...

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Capturing him and putting him on trail comes with certain problems that just ******* him outright does not. Firstly you would have the precedent set by the PLO and Hezbollah, of an increased risk of the ********** of the civilians of whatever nation he was currently held in and of course holding...

Plus, in other news I just had to walk home because the damn night bus is a fucking cocksucker! VnXnmeuEJfk

Dudez got mad skillz, yo!

The only good Neo-**** is a dead Neo-****.

No, no, no! :clap:

You don't say....? ;)

While I'd like to see them, I can see that one of the reasons they might have had to have been suppressed is because they may inflame tensions in the middle east which the Obama administration is very conscious of trying to avoid.

I don't believe they sell either here. Having just looked up both products, they don't look like something I'd want to eat. At least while I'm sober.

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I would have preferred a choice of either, PR (Proportional Representation) or STV (Single Transferable Vote), but I very much doubt voting reform will be on the books for quite some time so I will be voting 'Yes'. AV isn't a great system, but I think it'll be better than what we currently have.

"... I'm melting! Melting!" I could SO go for a quarter pounder right about now.

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From what I've read, prior to 'burying the body at sea' they offered his remains to Saudi Arabia to properly deal with and they refused. After that, you really have only one option. It's not like they were going to fly him back to the US and give him a proper funeral there or allow his remains...

Oh, Alex.... :facepalm:

The map is not the territory. The Reptilians have their ways. Best not to question the all powerful overlords, for you yourself shall face judgement and be banished to the sugar mines to tend to their younglings for all of eternity.

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Indeed I do, Sir. Indeed, I do. Excellent choice. :hatsoff:

Not sure how real this is, but it's funny none the less: Adult Image Hosting Oh, Fox... :1orglaugh

My personal favourite.

Good.

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**** her. Problem solved.

Mmmm... now there's a pussy I like. Just look at all that inflammation.... Where's TrueTransexual when you need her?

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Well, given the general vicinity of my left index finger at the time of reading that. It looks as though I may be ******** out of my sphincter for quite some time.

I ***** through it. Yes, I am indeed that awesome.

I have an Amazon wishlist. Will the OCSMs buy me something?

...through the eyes of the birther movement.

To quote a line of dialogue from that classic of contemporary cinema, The Wicker Man (2006). "Phallic symbol! Phallic symbol!"

Pffft! They didn't use that font in 1961.....

Woah, woah, woah . . . lets not got nuts here. Who said anything about legs?

As I am unable to see the image, I'm going to go out on a limb and say . . . Evan Stone. To those of you that saw the picture prior to its departure from our hearts, am I at all close?

Pfft! So overrated. Goldblum, baby! GOLDBLUM!

I can still fit in those pants.

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Dude with the bottom part of his face blown off Vs. *** with a fork through his nose. Hmmm.... seems we don't have much room to complain here, do we Johnny? ;)

National Socialism...

I imagine it being pretty much exactly the same as it is right now. Except with a couple extra bull dykes waddling around. :dunno: