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Well, at least the message got through, the numbers aren't important. Hadn't seen that name referenced in a while. :hatsoff:

Pathetic, isn't it? He'll get it back, when I feel like he's done enough to deserve it back.

- "Hey man, what's up?" - "Oh, nothing. Just that my boss has really been riding my ass recently. I really don't know what his problem is." - "Hmmm...." - "That and Trixy's was a real bitch when I got home today. She could see I was stressed out but she just couldn't hold it in. She had to do...

I've always wanted to spend a lazy Sunday snorting **** and wrapping a couple hundred elastic bands around my sack. Then as the day wore on, I could slowly watch it turn black before calling the ambulance.

Was she one of those women who whore themselves out to prisoners because they can't find people who aren't stuck behind bars, sexually frustrated with only several thousand other penises to keep them company? What were you in for, Repo? Either way, even though we can't actually prove she has...

Oh, I dunno . . . some of those look fun.

Dame Edna

Cheese.

Cheese.

Cheese.

Physics interests me greatly. In fact, I'm so interested in Physics . . . I decided to get a degree in a Biology. Wait, what?

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Cats have the evolutionary advantage when it comes to penis design. Spikes that shoot out, facing in a backwards direction that keeps them inside and rakes the vaginal walls in order to start ovulation. Now, if only we could harness the power of the cat penis....

Chrome for the majority of the time. It would be exclusively Chrome but the adblocker just isn't as good as the FF one is, so on that odd occasion I don't want to be interrupted mid-way through something with annoying, exceedingly loud ads, I'll switch over.

I own '****'. I haven't really listened to a lot of their stuff, but of what I've heard I liked. So . . . yay.

Woke up this morning... ... got yourself a ***. Me > You

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Buy one today ladies and watch those bingo wings fly away...

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Well, I can't really disagree with you there. They do all deserve a long, slow, painful death.

Ace Demics is a good guy. It's good to know he's on a priorities list somewhere. He deserves that kind of support and attention.

Dude, don't be such a racist.

Hey Alisa. Dirk and I, have just been having a rather illuminating discussion about the later philosophy of Wittgenstein. It was quite fruitful, I must say. Some of the PMs I've received so far on this very topic have been very thankful. We seem to have opened up an entire branch of philosophy...

I think my great aunt had some like that. I'm sure if you were to PM me I could ship them to you - if I can find the box they're in of course. You see, they are no longer of any service to her, being as though she died last year. Something about going into septic shock having accidentally...

Now, I don't think that's the proper procedure is it, Dirk? You know this. Lets try to refrain from pointless histrionics for the time being and keep it on point, shall we... I mean, it's not like we're message board members here for gods sakes!

You'll never take me or the girl alive, pig!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Shhhhh.....!

I love you guys.

Seperate her head, hands and feet from the rest of her body. Throw the torso in a lake making sure the burlap sack she's in is sufficiently weighty enough to make it all the way down to the bottom and then bury the extremities in a corn field. Digging a hole as deep as you can with the time you...

Me. So, what is it you have planned?

We'll have to start over, you seem to have missed the point entirely.

Girl sits on face. Girl farts (Alexpnz at this point, ejaculates in his pants). Eye socket gets damaged because of the intense air pressure build up behind the eye. Man goes blind in one eye. At least the sex afterwards was good, I suppose.

I tire of these trivialities, Dirk, Your method is losing some of its effect. It can be respected, it can be admired. It can almost be replicated by feckless morons who wouldn't know how to implement it properly without proper supervision. But once the seeds have been set there really isn't much...

You know, if I actually know who Jayson Blair was, your attempt at humour just then might have worked out a little better than it did. Although to go on a quick side tangent for a second. Now, I'm liberal ... kinda. I'm for the parents of a ***** to call him or her Ass Rapin' Jesus Fucker or...

In due course, Pete. In due course.

Why would I be mad? My entire FreeOnes back catalogue are bad threads. This one just helps keep the turd fresh.

No, fuck that ****! Forget the bullshit, we're not here to discuss that we're here to discuss you. Fuck all this antiquated faux homosexual bullshit, lets really get down to it. Are you or are you not FreeOnes very own version of Zack Snyder and his abysmal output as a film maker? Because...

This is none of your concern Pete. We are thankful for your input, now if you wouldn't mind, please leave.

Yeah, but you still gave me power of attorney over it and I still have it locked in a jar of formaldehyde on the mantelpiece next to my great aunt Edna's ashes. So I'm not sure where this gloating comes from on your part. Flexability is all well and good when you're in court. But when...

Now what, Dirk? Now what?

To put a somewhat liberal estimate on it, what you've just described there could be one of maybe ten thousand porn scenes. If you ever want to see these two ladies get fucked again, you might want to narrow it down a little...

It's Regina, isn't it? She be evil!

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As much as you wish to try, you cannot protect people from themselves. If people want to smoke, then they are going to do it no matter how many ways you try to muddy the path by which they purchase them. It's not like making other ***** ******* has really done all that much to stem the tide of...

I own their previous albums, haven't really listened to the new stuff yet. I'll probably get around to buying it at some point.

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