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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    German guesthouse tells Israelis there is no room at the inn

    It's not off the table, really, Ani. I'm just sayin'.
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    Indian sports star boycotts Iranian competition over Hijab requirement

    I'm looking at this from the perspective of I don't give a fuck but if asking or ******* someone to assimilate to the Islamic republic's way of thinking is okey dokey there, then why isn't it okay to ask someone who goes to.......let's say.....Germany, for instance......to comply with their...
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    For a smart guy, Salman Rushdie is pretty stupid.
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    Climate change : Good and bad news

    Good. He was asking for it. pseu·do·sci·ence ˌso͞odōˈsīəns/ noun noun: pseudoscience; plural noun: pseudosciences; noun: pseudo-science; plural noun: pseudo-sciences a collection of beliefs or practices mistakenly regarded as being based on scientific method. free image hosting
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    ***The Great Coriander, Cilantro and Chinese Parsley debate***

    Coriander is dried, powdered CILANTRO seeds, motherfucker. - - - Updated - - - Which one and where is the thread?
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's the funniest thing you've seen someone buy?

    Oooooooh, feel the burn. You got me good, you fucker!
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    What's the funniest thing you've seen someone buy?

    With all the shittiness going on in the world right now, we NEED this thread.
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    Can you beat the "Don't look at the balls" challenge?

    It's hypnotic, really. This is one necrobump I'm proud of.
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    Things that you like

    Feeding homeless people on Monday nights instead of watching the **** show that is the NFL. Popping my collar and crushing puss. Season 19 and 20 of South Park The 2015 Iowa Football season (except for the last two games, goddamnit I'm going to send myself into a rage) October Surprises this...
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Major Democratic Party Donor Arrested for Alleged Sex ***** of Teenager

    This is the same guy Bubba Clinton caught rides with to Orgy Island, right?
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz says Scott Walker is "grabbing women by the hair and pulling us

    Re: DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz says Scott Walker is "grabbing women by the hair and pulling I'm as outraged by this as the precious snowflakes are about Trump's ill-advised, really stupid candid moment.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    I **** to do this to my favorite turd............but: :facepalm:
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    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    http://americanmilitarynews.com/2016/10/virginia-young-democrat-caught-voting-for-19-dead-world-war-ii-vets/
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****BREAKING**** FBI reopens Clinton email investigation!!

    Isn't that Sally Kohn? I can't tell the difference.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    How long do you think it will take for Carlos Danger to commit suicide? hosting images
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    What skillz do you have?

    hosting image I like how you spelt skillz, brah. It denotes that extra special douchieness that only a few possess. And by a few, I mean everyone who endz a word that normally endz with an s with a z. Propz, brah. What skillz do I got? Collar poppin' and crushing pussy. Plus, I can get anyone...
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    Post a thread title Sam Fisher would have made during this election

    Something about motorcycles and totally not being gay. I got nuffin'.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****BREAKING**** FBI reopens Clinton email investigation!!

    That guy, too!!! Honestly, they couldn't possibly wrap up "National Cyber Security Month" better. Yes. It is a thing.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****BREAKING**** FBI reopens Clinton email investigation!!

    On mans patriot in another man pigeon. Holy fuck. I hope that's just auto correct being retarded and not just your usual retardation flaring up. You're right about perspective, though. From my perspective, Hilldebeast should immediately stop receiving top secret briefings and step away from the...
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****BREAKING**** Loretta Lynch pleads the fifth in congressional Iran "ransom" probe

    Re: ****BREAKING**** Loretta Lynch pleads the fifth in congressional Iran "ransom" probe As per usual, twitchy leads the way with spot on punditry...
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    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    How long before Bill and Loretta Lynch have another "coincidental" meeting?
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Oregon wildlife refuge takeover defendants acquitted

    Under orders of the Clinton regime, lest we forget.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Political Satire

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    At least the clintons

    I just ignore him. It's easy to do if you realize he doesn't add anything useful to any conversation. Same way with a couple others here. Rather than let them get to me I just ignore their existence. Except when it's assair. That fucking guy deserves all the **** and discontent I can muster.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    http://universepolitics.com/2016/10/25/iowa-farmer-claims-bill-clinton-had-sex-with-cow-during-*******-party/
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Sliders and pigs in a blanket at Dave & Busters. Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce event. I got to watch a couple innings of the WS and explain why I'm growing a beard. Finished the **** and finger food and left.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tom Hayden has died at 76

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    Living in California? STOP PROPOSITION 60

    Haven't you ever heard of the 35th Amendment? It's the right to splooge unfettered. I might be on cough medicine right now.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anybody Ever Ditch Jury Duty?

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking Finland, amirite?
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    I just got back from #givebackmonday after feeding 300 hungry homeless people. I checked the refer and came up with spaghetti carbonara with asparagus instead of peas. Friggin' delicious. free upload pictures
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tom Hayden has died at 76

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?903664-Icon-of-Liberal-Douchieness-Tom-Hayden-has-died Already a thread dedicated to this douche guzzler.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Crazy Uncle Joe, you mean. And he'd have wound up looking like Whorehouse Harry after he had his "accident" with that rubber band exercise bullshit. gif hosting
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    Empty thread

    assair, You suck. Your threads suck. Finland sucks.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Seems like Trump's supporters **** jews as much as they **** mexicans

    Hold on. I'll get back to you. She absolutely said that and worse. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3635882/Hillary-Clinton-called-disabled-********-Easter-egg-hunt-f-ing-ree-tards-referred-Jews-stupid-k-s-Bill-called-Jesse-Jackson-damned-n-r-claims-Bill-s-former-lover.html I have...
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Seems like Trump's supporters **** jews as much as they **** mexicans

    online photo sharing Cut it. Re-size it to fit the parameters and use it as your sig for one year and I will not post in the political sub forum as long as you use it. You've earned it and you know it. Do it.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Icon of Liberal Douchieness Tom Hayden has died.

    Aside from, Johan. Who apparently believes some things are sacred. Color me shocked. I just re-checked the Baroness's thread and his was one of the more appropriate posts. But I digress. Everyone is fair game and it is never too soon.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anybody Ever Ditch Jury Duty?

    I moved back to Vegas in April last year. The very next week I got a notice saying I'd been selected for jury duty in Allentown, PA. I called the court clerk and advised them I wouldn't be flying back to PA to serve. They asked me to mail back the summons with a Vegas postmark. Et voila.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Most important women in history

    animus' ***. My ***. Joan of Arc Kateri Tekakwitha Malala Yousafzai Louise Belcher
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    Seems like Trump's supporters **** jews as much as they **** mexicans

    "You Jew Bastard!"~HRC "Fucking Kikes"~HRC Fuck you, Johan.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    I am now a liberal

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Were you castrated chemically or surgically?
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Icon of Liberal Douchieness Tom Hayden has died.

    Check out all the sympathy douche nozzles like him had for Margaret Thatcher and get back to me about moral high ground you fucking asshole. Or Antonin Scalia, or Ronald Reagan, or Nancy Reagan, or Richard Nixon. I could go on but you see the hypocrisy.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    did only 1 Hardcore B/G sex and from then only lesbian SOFTCORE movies, whats her name?

    Two posts in a year and a half and he blesses us with this disaster. Nice. - - - Updated - - - Two posts in a year and a half and he blesses us with this disaster. Nice.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Icon of Liberal Douchieness Tom Hayden has died.

    http://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-tom-hayden-snap-story.html So long, you old turd. We knew too much about you.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Money talks

    Nope, he still sucks ass and so do his threads. JWs are very loosely defined as Christian because they absolutely don't believe that Yeshua is Lord. They talk about his teachings and pay lip service but if you bear down on one of them if they knock on your door ask them flat out what they...
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Political Satire

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    Assari from Havana

    I wonder if we changed the wording in the US national anthem to include "Finland sucks," would Colleen Kaepernick stop throwing her hissy fit?
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