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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '16 Season Thread

    Fuck.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '16 Season Thread

    I root actively for any team playing Seattle. Fuck that city.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    White women, why do they smell?

    Ani, I think you've been sniffing around the wrong area, not anatomically speaking. Although they may be wiping back to front. The homeless women I've been around every week have an excuse. I think the ladies you're writing about are just nasty. The kind of woman who'd change out a feminine...
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Russian Hacker Identified

    That's a little races, mang.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    White women, why do they smell?

    Pics please. No nudes. That would be weird of you.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Russian Hacker Identified

    I'm just going to let this stupid statement stand by itself. The unclassified portion of the report mentioned nothing of voter irregularities by anyone (other than the democratic party). It did mention how stupid Podesta is and how easy it was to hack his account, which is a felony, regardless...
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Syria meme

    WillE.Himmler's vast military experience exposed with one shitpost.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey Rey C., your bitch is really feeling it! :-D

    If you want us to care about what Krauts think your guys should have fought harder in 1776 with the Brits and WWI and WWII.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Pornstars with fake tits ** Before & After Breast Augmentation / Implants **

    We get it. You homos don't like tits.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    G*D dammnit, 2016. You've gone too far this time! Carrie Fisher has died.

    That was her ******* carrying her ashes, huh? He looks like a scumbag. Seriously, what kind of asshat wears a black suit with no shirt underneath to a funeral?
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mass shooting g at Hollywood/ Ft. Lauderdale airport.

    Will would only agree to meet with him if he agrees to get breast implants.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Welp, it's official. The election still goes to Trump. That makes four losses for Cuntface McPatsuit in one fucking election, which makes this gif even sweeter: how to do a screen shot
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mass shooting g at Hollywood/ Ft. Lauderdale airport.

    May their memories be a blessing and this turd not survive long enough to stand trial. adult image host Wait. No. It was Trump traumatic stress disorder. No, wait. It was Global Warming or Climate Change. No, wait. It was the lack of jobs. No, wait. It was a Mexican tired of cultural...
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cinematic Masterpiece Unearthed!

    I'm willing to bet it was something like this: Vao5rn7OHPo
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Every Religion gets evil when it gets too big

    image hosting adult Don't you ever get tired of being such an asshat?
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chicago thugs ****** and ******* white man on Facebook Live

    So now men in uniform are A-okay with you, douche canoe? Fuck you. You suck. You're a god damn fascist hypocrite.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lol

    Trump 2020. That's what you get when you continue this kind of bullshit. They just don't get it.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    CNN runs fake news

    I'm not citing anybody but himself. He admitted it like it was no big deal.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    CNN runs fake news

    Calling Soros a **** is insulting to Nazis. To be fair, he only turned in his fellow Jews to be exterminated that one time........over the course of four years or so.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ronda Rousey’s U.F.C. Return Ends in 48 Seconds of Punches by Amanda Nunes

    Wow. He actually makes a pretty good point, BC. I have rarely seen such eloquence in refuting your claims. One and done. Unfortunately he wasn't able to start another "Porno Dan is a Hypocrite" thread before the hammer came down. Also, I'm surprised Will has taken an interest in Ms Rousey...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    When You Hear Someone Is A "Diva" What Comes To Mind?

    I miss Dirl. If a week went by and he didn't get a compliment on his posting prowess he would burn down your fucking house.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Every Religion gets evil when it gets too big

    Yeah, Will. We know how your Klan feels about Catholics. We've all seen the Blues Brothers and O ******* where art thou.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chicago Celebrates An Impressive 762 Homicides Scoring More Than New York And Los Angeles Combined

    While horrifying in its scope, it is hardly surprising. Revolving door justice and a DOJ failure to prosecute thugs on federal firearms charges has emboldened a relatively small cabal of violent scumbags. They're literally untouchable. Chicago is the model of *** control progressives want to...
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Every Religion gets evil when it gets too big

    Will conveniently forgets Catholicism is the root of all Christian sects with roots going back to Saint Peter. I think the eye holes on his white hood got obscured when he tried and failed to research. As to Zeab's weak-assed attempt at laying the roots of all wars on religion are misplaced and...
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Porno Dan is an American Treasure.

    What the actual fuck is going on around here? This scumbag with a hard on for Porno Dan keeps finding ways to get back in and that one asshat who loves black shemales but covers up his love of black dong by saying they all look like gorillas is back, too. Way to be on your game, mods and admins.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gunman dressed as Santa ***** at least 35, wounds 40 in Istanbul nightclub New Years celebration

    Needs a Cap'n hat. Everything is made better with the addition of a Cap'n Hat.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    1960s & 1970s Classic Rock Album Favorites

    If I had to listen to one album for the rest of my life this one wouldn't be it. It's a very specific demographic here, but Briana's pugs, or whatever they are, probably love this. This. Who says the best album covers have to be in English? If I was to make an album of **** music, at...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ronda Rousey’s U.F.C. Return Ends in 48 Seconds of Punches by Amanda Nunes

    Aside from the obvious statement that UFC is gay, especially when chicks do it, you're posting in the wrong forum. You'd think people who've been members for 6 years would know. Try this one, friend: Sports
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Without any proof of Russian interference in U.S. election Obama expels 35 Russian diplomats

    This bullshit is the result of John Podesta being stupid enough to get phished. The emails in question contained information about collusion with the DNC, the media and the worst presidential candidate of the last fifty years and stuff like spirit cooking and how much they loved the smell of...
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016: The Movie (trailer)

    Still not as scary as this: Vao5rn7OHPo
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Porno Dan is an American Treasure.

    Well, that one guy is back. So in contrast to the shitty things he has to say about an American treasure I will post something positive: Porno Dan has never given me chlamydia.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Without any proof of Russian interference in U.S. election Obama expels 35 Russian diplomats

    And people called Trump unstable. Stompy Foot's scorched Earf diplomacy is just a spiteful fuck you.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    G*D dammnit, 2016. You've gone too far this time! Carrie Fisher has died.

    Thanks for creeping up my day. Ew. That's one of those words that just seem out of place anywhere. Good post.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Your Favorite Type of Ass / Butt

    Based on the polling results I am ****** to paraphrase Geno_Smith: " Y'all a bunch of races."
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    >> New FreeOnes search engine (Input needed)

    Adam, did you forget to double lock the tard cages, AGAIN?!? This is why we can't have nice things.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    G*D dammnit, 2016. You've gone too far this time! Carrie Fisher has died.

    Yeah, see the other thread devoted to that.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    You took Carrie Fisher and now you've taken Debbie Reynolds. G*d damn you, 2016!

    https://www.yahoo.com/*********/debbie-reynolds-dies-84-just-014354818.html So long, Debbie Reynolds. We hardly knew ye. May the burdens of this shitty world rest lightly on your shoulders. I met her 20 years or so ago when she was running her casino here in Vegas. She was the epitome of grace...
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Gentlemen Broncos. Holy fuck. See this movie. It's more quirky than Napoleon Dynamite and it's from the same director and producers. Jermaine Clement is the MAN.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey! Membah that Texas couple that had their vehicles burned and home defaced with racial slurs?

    So he self identified himself as a "N***** lover?" Aside from the arson, fraud and filing a false report, what's wrong with that?
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey! Membah that Texas couple that had their vehicles burned and home defaced with racial slurs?

    I don't membah dis. But he got good spray paintmanship, doe. It' only mentioned his ethnicity. Is Mrs Williams white, too?
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    UN Security Council Resolution 2334

    Bibi is fucking pissed. And I don't blame him. May from Great Britain could have blocked this bullshit. But she proved she's as feckless as Stompy Foot. Erdogon (Erdogan?) from Turkey is levying claims that Bathhouse Barry is still supplying ISIS. January 20th cannot get here quick enough.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Sausage Party lagged a little but had some genuinely laugh out loud moments. The food orgy near the end made me blow some soda out my nose.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ass hat of the Year.

    Three years lurking and he posts this bullshit?!? Someone has a jump on the other nominees. You don't blame gay porn for making you chug cock, so why blame the manufacturers for the misuse of their goods? I'm all for blaming irresponsible handgun handlers, though.
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