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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    That Women's Protest / Rally / March Thing-A-Ma-Jig

    What specific rights have been ********?
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Craziest thing you've done!

    This one time, at a Catholic high school dance, I held hands with Rochelle Carson and kissed her. True story. Crazy, huh?
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    *lol*

    https://www.facebook.com/CelineScene/videos/1813311778917601/ zDdTKGUu0Co SrVZYFis00A
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    President Donald Trump Inauguration

    This just strengthens my belief that you are a cock chugging ideologue. You're blinded by your stupidity. You suck. Your posts suck. You bring nothing to the conversation worth contemplating. That woman is the best looking first lady since Jacqueline Kennedy and that is a fact.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    President Donald Trump Inauguration

    Hearing the Talladega College marching band belt out "Happy" succinctly expresses my emotions today. They really put on a great show.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    President Donald Trump Inauguration

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  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    President Donald Trump Inauguration

    Habemus novum princeps!
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Let's Talk about Pizzagate

    Would you go as far as saying it is a 'schadenboner?'
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    What kind of fuckery will Stompy Foot pull on his last day in office? Also, James Woods has some concern about the capabilities of some of the cock chugging agitators ahead of tomorrow's events: upload gifs
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dinesh D'Souza Debunks the Myth of the "Switch" between Republicans and Democrat Party

    Wow. I didn't realize I look at black people that way. Thank you, asshat. Now it's all so clear to me. What a load of ****. Democrats only see votes when it comes to black people. If they really cared they would have done more to enfranchise them. Conservatives donate far more money when it...
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dinesh D'Souza Debunks the Myth of the "Switch" between Republicans and Democrat Party

    ol7OMGBDMao You should really learn how to embed youtube videos.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Liberals no longer get to complain about wikileaks.

    Because, continuing his scorched Earf policy, Stompy Foot commuted the sentence of a proven traitor. Bradley Manning will have his sentence reduced and he will be released May 17th.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    German court rules burning of synagogues are a valid form of protest against Israel

    Well, that's just like, your opinion, man. Short sighted and stupid, but your opinion.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Woman Who Exposed Elijah Cummings

    Oh, the pederast thing? Yeah, that rumor about Harry Reid has been going around for years.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who's the best poster here?

    Every once in a while I'll pull a nut from the usual **** I post. But the King of Posters had to be Dirl. I miss that silly turd. L3ggy and Raine1071, when they pop out of whatever holes they hide in make some really good observations, too.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trey Gowdy Is FURIOUS With GSA Committee...

    I am surprised and disappointed PEOTUS Trump didn't nominate Gowdy for a cabinet or bureau post. I would have loved to see him as AG. It would keep my schadenboner going indefinitely.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Woman Who Exposed Elijah Cummings

    Elijah Cummings; John McCain; Chuck Grassley; Pelosi Galore; John Lewis; all those motherfuckers and anyone else who's spent more than 12 years in Washington needs to fucking go. They're all examples of why we need congressional term limits. Thank God Whorehouse Harry called it quits. I couldn't...
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    A personal question

    No. We don't like you because you're a shitposter. I bet you're skinny fat.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    What Do You Not Like About Porn?

    When dumbasses refer to 25 year old women as MILFS. Fat chicks. Interracial stuff doesn't really do anything for me but the stuff specifically made to **** people off...kind of well, pisses me off. When a camera hovers over a dude's face when he's doing some broad; I just want to smash the...
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Recent photo of Paul Ryan and House Republicans after voting to repeal Obamacare

    ~The History Channel. I know it's not as convincing as David Icke or Alex Jones but it is 100% rock solid and your response suffers the presumption of insufficiency. http://www.history.com/topics/ku-klux-klan They were described as acting as the military arm of the Democratic Party and are...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Recent photo of Paul Ryan and House Republicans after voting to repeal Obamacare

    Of course it's not a Klan meeting. There are no Democrats in the picture.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    A personal question

    245 pounds of **** and discontent. Your threads suck. Finland sucks.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Recent photo of Paul Ryan and House Republicans after voting to repeal Obamacare

    I made a screen grab of Pelosi Galore's latest whopper. And my tactful response. image hosting 30 mb
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    German court rules burning of synagogues are a valid form of protest against Israel

    That's taking the same logic that says it's a-okay to burn a flag to a whole new asinine level. But it's just an appetizer for the main course to be served at the Paris summit tomorrow. Why the fuck is Lurch even participating and helping 72 other countries dog pile on Israel? Motherfucker...
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey, membah how much good work the Clinton Global initiative did.........

    for the Clitons and almost nobody else? I membah. And they've fucking closed their doors and laid off all their employees. I wonder if it's because they don't have anything else left to sell. https://labor.ny.gov/app/warn/details.asp?id=5801
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bob your head

    If we type Geno_Smith three times will he pop up like Beetlejuice?
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bob your head

    8SeRU_ZPDkE free upload
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Richard Gautier (October 30, 1931 – January 13, 2017)

    So long, Hymie. We hardly knew ye.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    I Made Some Toast

    I have used the **** out of my twenty year old bread maker lately. One of the best recipes for toasting that I've found has been a PB&J bread. Substitute PB&J for about half the liquid content. Good stuff.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Any Other Swingers/Lifestylers/Hotwife Couples Around?

    Redlight District Niche and Fetish Corner
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Recent photo of Paul Ryan and House Republicans after voting to repeal Obamacare

    And it's more of a smirk than a grin. I should consult a doctor. My schadenboner has not gone down since Nov 8th.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Does Putin holds Trump by the balls ?

    The last two days have proven once again that the left is happy to see America fail so long as it validates their butt-hurt about Trump.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Thank you President Obama

    Without Stompy Foot and his shitty signature legislature designed to fuck up health insurance we wouldn't have had the awesome vote on the Senate floor with whiny crybaby pussies trying to interject debate into the vote and the President of the Senate using his gavel and saying: photo...
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Thank you President Obama

    You guys need to stop. Seriously. Reserve your venom for when Commander Potatoe pops up.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Thank you President Obama

    WAYOFUC, Ausshole.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Thank you President Obama

    That cock chugger actually compared Omaha Beach and Iwo Jima to a gay riot in a bar. I won't miss him one bit.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's The Deal With Leah Remini's Face?

    Her expose on Scientology is pretty good but I had hoped they would go after L Ron Hubbard's questionable character and habits a little more deeply.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    I Got a Letter to the Editor Published

    Would I take a bullet for you? It depends. How many women would I get to grab by the pussy as a reward?
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Meryl Streep's speech at the Golden Globes last night.................

    Bullshit. MYOFUC It takes zero courage to preach to the choir. Nobody was calling her out in the crowd because they're all in lock step with her delusions.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Meryl Streep's speech at the Golden Globes last night.................

    Trump would have been better served to tweet: "Meryl Streep is no Glenn Close." And then shut the fuck up about the matter.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    So Clemson is the Donald J Trump of College football.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Meryl Streep's speech at the Golden Globes last night.................

    Are you getting tired of being so wrong all the time? The President elect isn't required by law to release tax return records. They are required by law to file a personal financial disclosure, but the IRS records are private and may only be released by individuals, not the govt because there is...
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    I was trying to figure out the "2-17" on Clemson's jerseys. What's going to happen February 17th? And then I realized it was 2017 with the Championship logo substituted for the zero.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Is Alabama's victory as inevitable as Hillary Clinton's? If Clemson wins I will celebrate by grabbing someone by the pussy.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Meryl Streep's speech at the Golden Globes last night.................

    is one of the reasons I don't give a jizz filled rag of a fuck about what Hollywood thinks about the rest of the world. How brave she was to speak out in a room full of people with the exact same G*d damn view she shares with them. I'd love if that twunt tried that **** at an Elk's Club; Rotary...
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    I Got a Letter to the Editor Published

    Will it be misty and stop and go, though?
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    I Got a Letter to the Editor Published

    I just got back from Golden Corral. Now I'll watch a little Fox News and go to bed at about 9. Then at 3;00 I'll have to get up for a misty stop and go ****.
  48. Ace Boobtoucher

    PUI- Posting while Under the Influence

    Whenever you see me really go off on some asshat I may or may not be posting while *****.
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