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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    I had to stop watching that glorious..whatever it is...after seeing the poor dog with an arrow in its head. But that was fun up till' then.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump Should Be Impeached

    BC come to Vegas and I'll take you to a couple places where you won't need sauce. Or I'll do it myself. And then.........puddin' wrassling.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Good news Liberals! HillaryBeatTrump.Org allows you to live out your President Hillary fantasies

    I didn't see incurable chick cancer as an option or the alternate reality where the Bosnian sniper actually hits the mark, so I lost interest.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Alan Colmes has ****** away

    Damn those chemtrails. So long, Alan Colmes. We hardly knew ye.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    I gotta go now

    I saw the thread title and knew it was too good to be true. Just fucking leave. Your threads suck.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Early Warning Signs of Fascism

    http://libertyhangout.org/2017/02/fascism-is-a-left-wing-political-philosophy-not-right-wing/
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump will DECIMATE the Competition !! Election 2020

    It also happened to Caesar's Tenth Legion.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kyrie Irving is ''soecial'

    You spelled Earf wrong.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Nicole Bass (August 10, 1964 – February 16, 2017)

    I had to google to find out who she was. Worst. Google. Search. EVER. But may the troubles of this shitty world rest lightly on her over-developed shoulders.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    "Nikki Haley Blasts UN at 1st Press Conference"

    That's a goddamn false equivalency and hardly worth a counter point but I will because I am petty, vindictive and mean spirited. In the Middle East only Israel allows people of any faith to run for public office(and the Knesset is made up of people of every religion represented in Israel). Only...
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fairness

    Or delete them and ban him for spamming; either would work out great.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    "Nikki Haley Blasts UN at 1st Press Conference"

    Zero lies and Nikki Haley is the best thing to happen to the UN since they.......since they........****. They haven't done anything worthwhile at the UN since the Berlin Wall was erected and even then they had to be prodded into action. Fuck those guys. I hope she stays on the offensive and...
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    Wait, "Ze Schadenboner?" I was getting used to "Just BC" and the secret alias, now this? I will fucking burn down someone's house if an explanation is not proffered.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

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  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump will DECIMATE the Competition !! Election 2020

    When one of Julius Caesar's legion showed cowardice in battle he had tribunes mark every tenth man in formation and those marked were beaten to death by their comrades. So yes, our contemporaries who use the word are not just lazy for not looking into what words mean, they're also stupid.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    No need to get a deep fryer. I poured about six tablespoons of olive oil in a heavy pan and fried them on medium high for about 3-4 minutes on each side (or until golden brown). And it's tzatziki sauce. Plain yogurt, cucumber, 2 small garlic cloves, a pinch of salt, peper, 1tsp lemon juice, and...
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Italy frozen corpses

    I think he's been eating paint chips again.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who is she? Or where do i find this video?

    Again pard, there's a separate section of the forum dedicated to identifying unknown models. Identify / Name the Babe
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who is she or where can i find this video?

    Being new here you're allowed a couple errors. There's a separate area of the forum dedicated to identifying unknown models. Identify / Name the Babe
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Virtual diving (parody)

    Your threads suck ass.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump will DECIMATE the Competition !! Election 2020

    Decimate means to reduce by one tenth. I fucking **** it when stupid people try to use biggish words to look smart. Try Obliterate or annihilate.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Two F-15s scrambled to intercept unresponsive aircraft piloted by Harrison Ford over West Palm Beach

    It's not that far fetched tho, mang. Just the other day he was fucking around in his private plane and accidentally landed on the taxi way instead of the runway. I hope it's not indicative of a medical problem or anything serious.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Melania Trump reads The Lord's Prayer at Florida Rally

    I'm a fan. But damn that was rough to hear. As someone who says the Lord's Prayer at least eleven times a day while doing the rosary, I'd politely suggest next time she recite it in one of the other five languages she speaks in deference to our immigrant community and practice with a speech...
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    I made falafel for the first time tonight. It was good, easy to make and relatively quick. I had three of them wraps and I feel full but not bloated. Eating healthy crap like that sometimes makes me feel good, especially after seeing the readout on the digital scale.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Word lessons or what misuse of a word drives you crazy?

    "Fascism, fascist, dictator." People have been throwing those words about wrongly for quite a while now, and it seems to me if that was happening there would be little or no dissent allowed on any platform. But that's none of my business.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Armed Robber Pummeled With Dildos at California Sex Toy Shop

    If it had been a white cop wielding said donger, would Black Lives Matter protest?
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    "Day Without Immigrants" Protests Target Trump Immigration Crackdown

    Yeah, dipshit and you led with "Protests Target Trump Immigration Crackdown" instead of "******* immigration crackdown." You huff dong.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Freeones Points

    Perhaps you could eat a bag of ducks.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rep points mystery

    This is what's causing you to be stupid? This?!? I doubt it. I think you're eating paint chips or living under high tension power lines. I think you've been dropped on your head. I think you suffer from ***** ******* syndrome. You suck. Your posts suck. Eat a bowl of ducks.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    shepard goes after trump

    What do I think? I think you're an idiot.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Radioactive ****

    What do I think? I think you're an idiot.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    "Day Without Immigrants" Protests Target Trump Immigration Crackdown

    First, you're a fucking idiot. Second, that fucking stupid article neglected to mention in the headline that ICE targets "*******" Aliens as opposed to legal resident aliens. And generally people have to fuck up pretty bad to get a federal agent looking for them. Third, Obama had ICE do this...
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    acenipplelicker

    I heard he'll blow a dude for two nickels and a candy bar.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rumor has it

    Sick burn, brah. Also, Hitler loved shepherds, too. I'm just sayin'.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    'Day Without a Woman' Strike Set for March 8

    Men are beaten and/or ****** every day by abusive women, you stupid cock chugger. I've never told anyone to make me a sandwich, assface. The cat calling is an aberration and behavior does not need legislation, fag. Groping anyone on a bus is assault and people can be arrested for that, you...
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Can anyone help me find out who the porn actress is with a tattoo on her stomach is?

    Identify / Name the Babe Try posting in the right forum next time and you will get a quicker response.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Aids

    You're an idiot.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    'Day Without a Woman' Strike Set for March 8

    What specific right do men have that women don't?
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Early Warning Signs of Fascism

    Yes, Trump is such a terrifying fascist that literally no one is afraid to speak out against him on literally any platform. Stupid fucks.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Pope

    You're an idiot.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Haiku Battle Thread

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  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Will You Be My Valentine?

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  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Will You Be My Valentine?

    Well in that case..................... Will's your man.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    DOJ Warned Trump Admin about Flynn Call with Russia

    It's a shame that the honorable thing is getting the administration excoriated by the limp-wristed snowflakes who wouldn't know what honor is in the first place. Too bad the previous administration had no one willing to be accountable. Here is accountability and transparency on display not seen...
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    HELP ME I am in trouble

    OaTO8_KNcuo Try stuffing a hundred dollar bill up your butt. It's a cure-all.
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    Debra Messing accuses director of sexual harassment

    Needs tits. Trump was right about flat chested women.
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    trump losing election- Pres Hillary Clinton- WELCOME

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