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http://people.com/movies/carrie-fisher-dies/ So long, Carrie Fisher. We hardly knew ye.

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We just finished up this thing last month or so and the one and only AHOTY, the GOAT of asshats, won it running away. You compile a list and I'll put them up for consideration in about ten months.

I know, right?

I was thinking something along these lines. If you could pm me as to how to effectively cut out an image and paste it in photoshop, that'd be great. Seriously, I'm terrible at this. free uploader adult image sharing Or you could just do it and I will post that **** all over Tumblr, FB...

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I was trying to cutout pictures of whalers on top of her but I suck at photoshop. It would have been awesome.

Did 19th century whalers try to harvest her blubber? Did Greenpeace attempt to stop some Japanese guys from shooting harpoons at her? That made you horny? My finger is hovering over the ignore button now.

Feel free to distribute these magical commemorative pictures on your favorite social media.

So long, George Michael. We hardly knew ye. God damn it, 2016. Why can't you take Cher or Bette Midler or Rosie O'Donell instead of the good ones?

I saw this one on orsm.net yesterday but it's kind of funny.

Re: Medias & Democrat establishment : Hillary lost the election because of Fake News, Comey & Putin If you subtract CA and its millions of undocumented voters (encouraged by state leaders and Stompy Foot) Hilldebeast would lose the popular vote, too. There's instances of voter fraud popping up...

In almost every jurisdiction officers are not allowed to get free meals from the establishment. If a kind stranger pays for it before they can, that's another story and in no way strikes as purchasing favoritism, unless the person buying the meal is known to the officers as an offender or...

I'm making bimbimbap tonight. I could eat it every day.

No. I don't practice meditation. I'm straight.

Rufus Sewell. He's awesome. He was great as the bad guy, Count Adhemar, in A Knight's Tale, too. I was disappointed that Aurelio Zen only lasted five episodes but the character was great there, also. I don't see what the fuss is about Julianna. Everyone in the story line seems to think that she...

I say Merry Christmas and fuck 'em if they get offended.

That's no man, baby. He curled up in a ball and cried on Nov 8th like a fucking whiny crybaby pussy. He has a pennis, not a cock. That skank wouldn't know what to do with an actual man dick.

You're not an atheist. You're a hypocrite. Where did you go after the Paris shootings last year, again? You wrote you went somewhere to be comforted and I can't quite recall where............

If either of you two twunts were a tuna I'd go out of my food chain in order to freakin' eat you. If I was a lion I'd swim out into the middle of the ocean, eat you and then bang your tuna girlfriend. You suck. Your threads suck. Finland sucks.

I support Firehouse but yeah, their sammiches are nothing to write home about. Their tagline about being founded by firefighters lost its edge years ago.

I have picked up a few things over the years but the greatest secret to cooking well is to FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. I've made a few Julia ***** recipes and I doubt she'd be impressed but my friends and ****** always seem to love it when I break out the Dutch oven and prepare something special, ie...

I'd eat there but their sammiches suck. Capriotti's is the place to go. Get a Bobbie and you'll see. Thanksgiving dinner on a roll.

Do you have a food processor? Get one. And make a simple remoulade that goes great on any fish dish. 2oz ketchup; 1oz mustard (dijon or yellow doesn't matter);1/8th-1/4 onion; one celery stalk (you can even leave the leaf on); one clove garlic; two tsp fresh cilantro or parsley; 1 1/2 oz good...

Hey now, I do outreach with all kinds of gang members. Although I doubt many people would consider a collapsible baton "Outreach."

Re: Hey. Membah that black church in Mississippi that was vandalized with "vote Trump" and burned? He served eight years for armed robbery, so his political leanings are moot anyway. Unless he was pardoned by Stompy Foot in the waning days of his lame duck admin.

Hey. Membah that black church in Mississippi that was vandalized with "vote Trump" and burned? Surely that was the work of some fascist supporters of the President-elect and racially motivated, right? Not so fast, you racist fucks...

I find it hard to believe that ugly fat cunt would be able to find anyone willing to give her the old pickle tickle. She's an instant boner killer. See the Odell Beckham incident for proof.

You know, I really enjoyed "Seven Days In Hell" until that no-talent twunt appeared, albeit for only a couple minutes. But it ruined the whole thing for me. What an asshole.

Cue the false flag claims by asshats in 3...2....1.

At least after January 20th we'll no longer have an administration that buries its collective head in the sand about terrorism and radical Islam.

BC you forgot the Russsian Elections that Obama tried to influence; the Syrian elections; elections all over central and South America, too. But no, we should be angry with people exposing the shitty things democrats did instead of just being angry with the shitty things democrats did. How does...

In other news: Bill Clinton is the first electoral voter in New York and he cast his vote for his wife. It was the first time he was ever faithful to her.

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No. What they should do is delete all of your **** posts and limit your account to the "For the curious" section, you giant homo. You suck. Your posts suck. Your parents suck for bringing you into this shitty world. Eat a plateful of dicks.

I think you'd be better off with modulatic immunity. Wait, sometimes those guys go too far and get taken out, too. Spectacularly. You know what I'm talking about. image hosting free I've got my eye on you, brah. free upload

If it was a black dildo, Obama would have held a press conference and said if he had a dildo it would look like this. And Al Sharpton would have claimed the other dildos are racists.

I'm certain I've read somewhere that Hilldebeast was a lawyer, as well. So Kermit admits she was unqualified. Meanwhile, in Israel:

Donald J Trump will be able to nominate whoever he wants and the fucking democrats can go pound sand, thanks to that pederast, Harry Reid. Love it, love it, love it.

Wow, someone got Rogered last night. Way to be an ass.

photoupload Wreaths across America is an event that takes place around Christmas each year. Participants clear the tombstone of any debris, say the deceased's name, and place the wreath against or near their tombstone. The Veteran's Cemetary in Boulder City, NV, was expecting around 100 people...

I carry a dildo because a cop is too heavy. They can take my dildo when they pry it from my cold, dead hands. Happiness is a warm dildo. It's better to have a dildo and not need it than it is to need a dildo and not have it.

I'll give it a shot. FDR was a cock-chugging, ****** marrying, closet socialist who extended the Great Depression needlessly. Furthermore, he never knew the value of a dollar or an honest day's work, having lived his entire life on an allowance. But at least he was white.

Mine would go a little (okay, a lot) soft at the thought of you chowing down. Sorry, brah. Puddin' wrasslin' Thursdays are enough manly contact with you without the homo overtones.

While trying to decide on colors for our patrol vehicles earlier I told my business partner we should just paint it black.

Wild Horses couldn't drag me away from this thread.

#MakeGermanyGreatAgain doesn't really have the same ring as #MAGA, does it? Those motherfuckers should storm the Reichstag or wherever that cunt Merkel lives and give her the Mussolini treatment.

Replying to W.E.Himmler with anything less than mockery and derision is disrespectful to everyone on the board.

"Shovel ready jobs"