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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    G*D dammnit, 2016. You've gone too far this time! Carrie Fisher has died.

    http://people.com/movies/carrie-fisher-dies/ So long, Carrie Fisher. We hardly knew ye.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ass hat of the Year.

    We just finished up this thing last month or so and the one and only AHOTY, the GOAT of asshats, won it running away. You compile a list and I'll put them up for consideration in about ten months.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    As if Christmas couldn't get any better, Lena Dunham poses as topless mermaid

    I was thinking something along these lines. If you could pm me as to how to effectively cut out an image and paste it in photoshop, that'd be great. Seriously, I'm terrible at this. free uploader adult image sharing Or you could just do it and I will post that **** all over Tumblr, FB...
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Unoffical The Best Porn Babe 2016-vote

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  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    As if Christmas couldn't get any better, Lena Dunham poses as topless mermaid

    I was trying to cutout pictures of whalers on top of her but I suck at photoshop. It would have been awesome.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    As if Christmas couldn't get any better, Lena Dunham poses as topless mermaid

    Did 19th century whalers try to harvest her blubber? Did Greenpeace attempt to stop some Japanese guys from shooting harpoons at her? That made you horny? My finger is hovering over the ignore button now.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    George Michael has gone to that great public restroom in the sky.

    Feel free to distribute these magical commemorative pictures on your favorite social media.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    George Michael has gone to that great public restroom in the sky.

    So long, George Michael. We hardly knew ye. God damn it, 2016. Why can't you take Cher or Bette Midler or Rosie O'Donell instead of the good ones?
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Need some advice asap

    I saw this one on orsm.net yesterday but it's kind of funny.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Medias & Democrat establishment : Hillary lost the election because of Fake News, Comey & Putin

    Re: Medias & Democrat establishment : Hillary lost the election because of Fake News, Comey & Putin If you subtract CA and its millions of undocumented voters (encouraged by state leaders and Stompy Foot) Hilldebeast would lose the popular vote, too. There's instances of voter fraud popping up...
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jimmy Johns Restaurant's are putting Merry Christmas Stickers on their Sub Sandwiches

    In almost every jurisdiction officers are not allowed to get free meals from the establishment. If a kind stranger pays for it before they can, that's another story and in no way strikes as purchasing favoritism, unless the person buying the meal is known to the officers as an offender or...
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    I'm making bimbimbap tonight. I could eat it every day.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Do Y'all Practice Meditation?

    No. I don't practice meditation. I'm straight.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Man in the High Castle

    Rufus Sewell. He's awesome. He was great as the bad guy, Count Adhemar, in A Knight's Tale, too. I was disappointed that Aurelio Zen only lasted five episodes but the character was great there, also. I don't see what the fuss is about Julianna. Everyone in the story line seems to think that she...
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jimmy Johns Restaurant's are putting Merry Christmas Stickers on their Sub Sandwiches

    I say Merry Christmas and fuck 'em if they get offended.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lena Dunham says she never had an abortion but 'I wish I had'

    That's no man, baby. He curled up in a ball and cried on Nov 8th like a fucking whiny crybaby pussy. He has a pennis, not a cock. That skank wouldn't know what to do with an actual man dick.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jimmy Johns Restaurant's are putting Merry Christmas Stickers on their Sub Sandwiches

    You're not an atheist. You're a hypocrite. Where did you go after the Paris shootings last year, again? You wrote you went somewhere to be comforted and I can't quite recall where............
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    A friend is a thing that you should not eat

    If either of you two twunts were a tuna I'd go out of my food chain in order to freakin' eat you. If I was a lion I'd swim out into the middle of the ocean, eat you and then bang your tuna girlfriend. You suck. Your threads suck. Finland sucks.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jimmy Johns Restaurant's are putting Merry Christmas Stickers on their Sub Sandwiches

    I support Firehouse but yeah, their sammiches are nothing to write home about. Their tagline about being founded by firefighters lost its edge years ago.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    I have picked up a few things over the years but the greatest secret to cooking well is to FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. I've made a few Julia ***** recipes and I doubt she'd be impressed but my friends and ****** always seem to love it when I break out the Dutch oven and prepare something special, ie...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jimmy Johns Restaurant's are putting Merry Christmas Stickers on their Sub Sandwiches

    I'd eat there but their sammiches suck. Capriotti's is the place to go. Get a Bobbie and you'll see. Thanksgiving dinner on a roll.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    Do you have a food processor? Get one. And make a simple remoulade that goes great on any fish dish. 2oz ketchup; 1oz mustard (dijon or yellow doesn't matter);1/8th-1/4 onion; one celery stalk (you can even leave the leaf on); one clove garlic; two tsp fresh cilantro or parsley; 1 1/2 oz good...
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    ******* hatred with kindness: Black man makes friends with klan members and 200 of them quit

    Hey now, I do outreach with all kinds of gang members. Although I doubt many people would consider a collapsible baton "Outreach."
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey. Membah that black church in Mississippi that was vandalized with "vote Trump" and burned?

    Re: Hey. Membah that black church in Mississippi that was vandalized with "vote Trump" and burned? He served eight years for armed robbery, so his political leanings are moot anyway. Unless he was pardoned by Stompy Foot in the waning days of his lame duck admin.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey. Membah that black church in Mississippi that was vandalized with "vote Trump" and burned?

    Hey. Membah that black church in Mississippi that was vandalized with "vote Trump" and burned? Surely that was the work of some fascist supporters of the President-elect and racially motivated, right? Not so fast, you racist fucks...
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lena Dunham says she never had an abortion but 'I wish I had'

    I find it hard to believe that ugly fat cunt would be able to find anyone willing to give her the old pickle tickle. She's an instant boner killer. See the Odell Beckham incident for proof.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lena Dunham says she never had an abortion but 'I wish I had'

    You know, I really enjoyed "Seven Days In Hell" until that no-talent twunt appeared, albeit for only a couple minutes. But it ruined the whole thing for me. What an asshole.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Truck plows through crowd in Berlin

    Cue the false flag claims by asshats in 3...2....1.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Truck plows through crowd in Berlin

    At least after January 20th we'll no longer have an administration that buries its collective head in the sand about terrorism and radical Islam.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    bwahaha Just like Michigan Wisconsin and Penn. Trump widens lead in elector count

    BC you forgot the Russsian Elections that Obama tried to influence; the Syrian elections; elections all over central and South America, too. But no, we should be angry with people exposing the shitty things democrats did instead of just being angry with the shitty things democrats did. How does...
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    bwahaha Just like Michigan Wisconsin and Penn. Trump widens lead in elector count

    In other news: Bill Clinton is the first electoral voter in New York and he cast his vote for his wife. It was the first time he was ever faithful to her.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Truck plows through crowd in Berlin

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  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    No. What they should do is delete all of your **** posts and limit your account to the "For the curious" section, you giant homo. You suck. Your posts suck. Your parents suck for bringing you into this shitty world. Eat a plateful of dicks.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump names Bankruptcy Lawyer David Friedmanas as Ambassador to Israel

    I think you'd be better off with modulatic immunity. Wait, sometimes those guys go too far and get taken out, too. Spectacularly. You know what I'm talking about. image hosting free I've got my eye on you, brah. free upload
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Armed Robber Pummeled With Dildos at California Sex Toy Shop

    If it was a black dildo, Obama would have held a press conference and said if he had a dildo it would look like this. And Al Sharpton would have claimed the other dildos are racists.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump names Bankruptcy Lawyer David Friedmanas as Ambassador to Israel

    I'm certain I've read somewhere that Hilldebeast was a lawyer, as well. So Kermit admits she was unqualified. Meanwhile, in Israel:
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    bwahahaha Trump trolls the left again. To name Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson as Sec. Of State

    Donald J Trump will be able to nominate whoever he wants and the fucking democrats can go pound sand, thanks to that pederast, Harry Reid. Love it, love it, love it.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Today I placed wreaths on the graves of two American Heroes.

    Wow, someone got Rogered last night. Way to be an ass.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Today I placed wreaths on the graves of two American Heroes.

    photoupload Wreaths across America is an event that takes place around Christmas each year. Participants clear the tombstone of any debris, say the deceased's name, and place the wreath against or near their tombstone. The Veteran's Cemetary in Boulder City, NV, was expecting around 100 people...
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Armed Robber Pummeled With Dildos at California Sex Toy Shop

    I carry a dildo because a cop is too heavy. They can take my dildo when they pry it from my cold, dead hands. Happiness is a warm dildo. It's better to have a dildo and not need it than it is to need a dildo and not have it.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ripping Into FDR

    I'll give it a shot. FDR was a cock-chugging, ****** marrying, closet socialist who extended the Great Depression needlessly. Furthermore, he never knew the value of a dollar or an honest day's work, having lived his entire life on an allowance. But at least he was white.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fake Birth Certificate?

    Mine would go a little (okay, a lot) soft at the thought of you chowing down. Sorry, brah. Puddin' wrasslin' Thursdays are enough manly contact with you without the homo overtones.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    I saw her today at the reception...

    While trying to decide on colors for our patrol vehicles earlier I told my business partner we should just paint it black.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    I saw her today at the reception...

    Wild Horses couldn't drag me away from this thread.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    12-year-old Iraqi Boy Tried to Bomb Christmas Market in German City of Ludwigshafen

    #MakeGermanyGreatAgain doesn't really have the same ring as #MAGA, does it? Those motherfuckers should storm the Reichstag or wherever that cunt Merkel lives and give her the Mussolini treatment.
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Dylann Roof hoax/"shooting" seems so fucking FAKE

    Replying to W.E.Himmler with anything less than mockery and derision is disrespectful to everyone on the board.
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    Historical Examples of "Fake News"

    "Shovel ready jobs"
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