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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    ******* ***** who voted FIVE times in the 2016 election sentenced to eight years...........

    But there's no chance this happened anywhere else because a person who's a criminal by definition wouldn't think of doing other ******* things, would they? http://100percentfedup.com/arrogant-*******-*****-voted-5-times-2016-election-gets-8-yearslawyers-call-sentence-harshblame-trumplol-video/
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lt. General Hal Moore has ****** away the day before his 95th birfday

    http://americanmilitarynews.com/2017/02/lt-general-harold-hal-moore-of-we-were-soldiers-passes-away-days-before-95th-birthday/?utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=alt&utm_source=asmdss He was famous for developing vertical envelopment tactics for the US Army and leading the 7th (Air) Cavalry in...
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    HELP ME I am in trouble

    It means you're malnourished you fucking idiot.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    Just make sure you're not making a flambe in an area with low ceilings or poor ventilation. Toss a pinch of cinnamon or nutmeg into the flames and make sure you're not real close to the pan or you may get your eyebrows singed. When I worked at the Embassy Club in Des Moines a million years ago...
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    Lighting the ******* fumes and throwing cinnamon at it is half the fun, brah.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Clinton Trolls Trump After Court Blocks Immigration Ban

    Cuntface McPantsuit tweeted "3-0" at the President. Kellyanne Conway tweeted back "WI, MI, PA" or some such. That bitch thought Mohammed's ***** (Barak is the name of Mohammed's *****. Seriously.) laid the groundwork for her inevitable coronation and she didn't count on Trump outworking her and...
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    California womens divorces her husband

    This takes the Derangement Syndrome to a whole new level. A few of my ******* knights have displayed symptoms themselves. I like to needle the affected snowflakes ever so slightly.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    Bob, do you make the flames dance and sparkle by throwing the spices in when they kick up? It's purty.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    Someone I know started distilling in his home in the last couple years. I just received a bottle of homemade Fireball that I'm anxious to try. I also got some plum brandy and a bottle of un-aged, clear *******. I believe it would be called "moonshine." I'm thinking of different recipes to use...
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    TRUMP FUCKS OVER Nordstrom

    How is his tweeting about this fucking them over? He hasn't added any undue pressure on them or sent the IRS after them. He reacted to a group that has affected his ******** as any normal ****** would do. You suck. Your threads suck. Eat a bowl of dicks.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    GORSUCK Is A Bad Choice

    You're a fucking idiot. If he sucks so bad why was he nearly unanimously approved by the Senate for the appellate court? You suck. Your threads suck. Eat a bowl of dicks.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump advisor poisoned

    I got the new administration working on an EO to get me out of that bullshit legislation.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Congressman Marsha Blackburn: You Fuck Her Or No?

    If she were twenty or so years younger, hells yeah.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    I made Bananas ****** last night. I used Fireball ******* instead of brandy or ***. It was good.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Woman arrested for putting menstruel ***** on a customer's burger

    There's another story about a participant in the Women's-march-thingy charging a male protester and stuffing a used sanitary napkin in his mouth. Stay classy.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Guess the date of Hillary Clinton's End as POTUS

    An empty victory? Your crack pipe must be hot to the touch, you fucking idiot Ausshole.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Snowden & Chemtrails

    You're an idiot.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rep. Maxine Waters (D-California) : Trump should be impeached

    She was great on "The Jeffersons." Wait, that was Isabelle Sanford. My bad.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Guess the date of Hillary Clinton's End as POTUS

    Every day I greet the morning with a prayer, "Thank God that cunt did not win."
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    How Do You Like To Call Your Wiener?

    Again with this? We've seen this thread with different variations countless times and as always mine is the best: Randall "Tex" Cobb." Because he takes a beating better than anyone. Also acceptable is "Magic Johnson."
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    Soooooo, LtCmdr Potatoe?
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who was the best President of the USA since Jan 1960

    Christ almighty, you are stupid. You probably think LBJ is Spanish for oral sex.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who was the best President of the USA since Jan 1960

    Morgan Freeman or Peter Sellers. It's a toss up.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Christy Mack / War Machine story

    Reading back through this thread I'm amazed at how stupid one person was at the outset. That asshat apologist closed his account thankfully, and we won't be contaminated by his retardation but his stupidity still lives gloriously on in the annals of asshatdom. I don't know about other combat...
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    People that are not exist (parody)

    Don't blame your shitty language skills for the creation of a stupid fucking thread. You suck. Your threads suck. Finland sucks. (And that's no parody, asshat.)
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    IMDB's stupid move

    Will, they're probably shutting it down because you're spamming their board with poems about your love of men with tits.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    What would your younger self say about your older self?

    "Stay golden, Pony Boy."
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Scientists have released footage of a giant, 2 mile crack that opened up in Arizona

    I know Rosie O'Donell's ass crack is huge, but two miles?!? I think that's an exaggeration.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suzy Cortez , how to remove tags from cencored photos ???

    He's a nice guy who wasn't asking for a circle jerk; links to swingers; posting in the wrong forum (or was he?); asking for relationship advice with anyone; or extolling the virtues of **** porn. So yeah, I cut him some slack.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suzy Cortez , how to remove tags from cencored photos ???

    Google "suzy cortez nude" and there are plenty of pictures to find.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the best thing you have ever won?

    Fifth grade Math Bee. I got a yo-yo with an integral light. Pretty sweet.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Protests at LAX

    HOW DARE HE KEEP HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISES?!? free upload pictures
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Six dead after radical muslims open fire in Quebec mosque

    But, but...........Canada is a socialist utopia where only police and military personnel can carry firearms not designed for hunting. Surely these weapons were homemade because nobody in Canada would knowingly acquire weapons for anything other than hunting.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    It's a temporary freeze on ALL people from failed nation states, NOT a ban on specific groups. And there's nothing wrong with that. I remember in 2011-2013 if I encountered anyone with a Syrian visa I was to detain them for DOH. That's something MSM won't tell you. I don't see the problem here...
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    Milo and Steven Crowder are the ones who were invited to a bunch of colleges back east that that helped promulgate the "Trigglypuff." image hosting over 2mb This squatch's autistic screeching brought out Crowder's dark side and he went on a good five minute tirade that would have made Mariah...
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Are the Obamas Heading for Splitsville?

    Don't know. Don't care. But if it drives the snowflakes off a cliff, I'm all for it. She must be tired of being his beard for the last 30 years, anyway.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    #Schadengasm? #Schadenjaculation? #Schadenkkake? #Schadensplooge? #Schadenskeet? #Schadenblast?
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    President Trump Says Persecuted Christians Will Be Given Priority As Refugees

    Check out zeab trying to be deep. There certainly are absolutes in the world, **** sipper. There are absolute rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. There's a list of ten absolute rights inherent in the document that keeps US citizens free of govt overreach and tyranny. Criminal...
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    That Women's Protest / Rally / March Thing-A-Ma-Jig

    I'm not sure he'd join up here. Try twitter.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    That Women's Protest / Rally / March Thing-A-Ma-Jig

    You can thank David Burge @iowahawkblog for the Schadenboner. He coined it election night and I kind of made it my own.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    That Women's Protest / Rally / March Thing-A-Ma-Jig

    Not that I'd want to see any of the participants in the march naked, anyway.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mary Tyler Moore passes away

    Wait. She had her own babe page here? Do I want to know who visits that page? Probably not.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mary Tyler Moore passes away

    So long, Mary Tyler Moore. We hardly knew ye.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump State Dept. places hold on Obama's last minute payment of 221 million to Palestinians

    What a load of ****. Israel allows materials into 'Palestine' every day. And 'Palestinians' find ways to weaponize almost everything they can get their hands on. 95% of the construction materials destined for 'Palestine' get used to construct tunnels into Israel...
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    That Women's Protest / Rally / March Thing-A-Ma-Jig

    So it wasn't so much a protest as it was a tantrum?
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    Woman arrested for putting menstruel ***** on a customer's burger

    Was it Ashley Judd or Lena Dunham?
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is your favorite car you've ever owned?

    88' Bronco XLT. I drove the **** out of that car until the wheels almost fell off. Towards the end I had to dump ice on the engine to keep it from stalling every 1/2 mile.
  48. Ace Boobtoucher

    That Women's Protest / Rally / March Thing-A-Ma-Jig

    Five and a half hours and no one has tried to explain what rights have been ********.
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