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You're a fucking idiot. The retarded Finnish craigslist sniper fund is up to $285.

I could've gone all year without seeing another picture of that acid chowder inducing fat fuck. The only implausible scenario in that whole description is her having a boyfriend. I think she's been tricked into thinking a Beta Male is actually a man.

Still waiting for SuperDuperFiles to check his math.

Nah, brah. You need to actually buy her a shirt (blouse? whatever) worth at least one hundred dollars. That's the way a real man shows his feelings. Especially if she's bought a shirt worth at least one hundred dollars for your birthday, despite the fact that she has been getting a ton of dick...

Moon Jews is perfectly acceptable as a substitute for Muslims. At least, according to the Christian Academy I was ****** to attend when my *** taught there for a year. I saw it in a comic book about a Christian trucker evangelizing across America. There was a whole page dedicated to splaining...

Check your math, asshat.

Normally when I want to throw up I'll imagine Lena Dunham in any situation and I'll be hurtling acid chowder instantly. But Domino's and Pizza Hut will do in a pinch. Rosatti's deep dish, Napoli, or Sammy's Wood Fired here in Vegas are vastly superior in every way. Even California Pizza Kitchen...

I know, right? I've made multiple offers to WillE.Himmler to adopt the awesome signature he earned by regaining the AHOTY. If he uses it I will not post in P&R for a year from the date he adds it as his very own. But he's so deluded and contrarian that it'll never happen. I've encouraged people...

Here's to hoping a brown snake bites that mongo retard on his dick.

Secretary of defense Mattis has a nice ring. Put more warheads on foreheads. And whoever is nominated for SecState will be an improvement over the last two incompetents to hold that post. I just hope the next time there's a terrorist ****** in France that President Trump's choice sends Ted...

I approve this post. It's pretty well known how much I loathe 300 pound white dudes wearing a Daunte Culpepper or Donovan McNabb(they're still around, right?) jersey. Living vicariously through some teams exploits is rather childish and silly. I stopped wearing jerseys when I stopped playing...

I carry a model 22 with 46 rounds available. I ain't getting ****** for a lack of shooting back.

Step 2-get rid of mongoloid18

The Final Countdown (1980). I love this movie. I hadn't seen it since I was a *** and I think my favorite thing is them flying the Crusader off the Nimitz. I loved those planes. The Iowa Air National Guard flew them up until the mid 90s until they were outfitted with f-16s.

Fuckwit.

The fuck I did. I just let him know my retarded craigslist sniper is five dollars richer. That's not a threat. That's a financial disclosure, not a threat.

Yeah. Nobody cares what you fucking think, as evidenced by the Brexit and the Trumptacular win last week. Every one of those bullshit platforms which make you squee are based on fallacious statistics.

Brahs, I just got my Ed Hardy T-shirts and jeans bedazzled. I'll be peacocking at a couple clubs tonight. I'm thinking of getting a #NotMyPresident tattoo on my neck to show the bitches I care. I've also made it to a couple LA Rams home games and remained seated during the National Anthem...

I don't even know where to begin dismantling your post. No. I know exactly where to begin: Assair postulates most police officers are gay. I challenged him to ask any cop exactly that. You suck, too.

Fucking jagoff. One flawed rifle model is a false equivalence that you use to support your whole sniveling crybaby pussy argument that all firearms are bad and should only be in military and police hands. Hundreds of millions of Americans own one or more handguns and they don't **** themselves...

Unthinking satisfaction? I've thought about how much I **** safe spaces; free speech zones; systemic indoctrination by people who have no business teaching politics, like my nephew's math teacher spouting off about how bad Trum is, for example; speech codes, etc. etc. None of this **** is...

I think it's a miragle that you haven't been ********* by a plastic soda ring.

Thank God that after Trump's first 100 days Stompy Foot's only legacy will be Cash For Clunkers and maybe the **** Summit.

The next time you see a cop ask him about your belief, you fucktarded cock chugging idiot. And my retarded Finnish craigslist sniper is five dollars richer. $280. That's the value of your life.