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Every time someone neg reps you, you say it's the first time. That cherry was popped a long time ago you cat lovin' fool...

Lust, I have the same gripe as you about Heisman difficulty. The gap between the two is ridiculous. I beat ND 56-7 on AA in Week 1. But if I move up the difficulty, all of a sudden my QB decides to start completing every damn pass to the opposing team and my RB fumbles. It's hard to win when...

Who the fuck is Mark and why is he bookmarking ****? :mad:

That's your user title and I think it changes every 10 posts or so. When you reach 10,000 posts, you can set your own title. Mine doesn't change because I'm awesome...

Must be one of Bigfoot's relatives; her face is blurry...

Not just you. He did it to me and probably others as well. And since I'm a shallow, vindictive person who cares about such things, I neg repped him back. :tongue:

It must be tough being a virgin. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll happen eventually...

Yes, but I prefer small ******** or the poor.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. -- Dave Barry

So they faked a crisis center, big deal? I faked compassion and concern for the people affected by the spill. I even faked any interest I might have had in this story.

Cats don't land on their feet if your throw them hard enough...

Where is the "I have no interest, period" option?

Yeah... because that was a serious post. Go stick your head in a toilet...

More proof that bigger is not always (if ever) better.

Re: Black British couple give birth to white blue-eyed blonde baby girl Good luck convincing this *** she's not adopted when she's older...

Two posts and you fucks have already scared her away. This is why we can't have nice things... :(

Yep, whilst camping. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Re: FactZone Chuck Norris won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

I know you did. That's where you get all your beliefs from. If it wasn't for him, you wouldn't have any lines...

Dirk, but I'd also do it without the *** held to my head...

Re: French footballer Frank Ribery facing 3 years in jail for ******** prostitute off I'd make a run at a prostitute too if my wife was that fuckin' ugly. At least he has better taste in hookers...

Re: Cameron Diaz splashes out $10million on sprawling English country home-style mans ^^ Candice Bergen is best known as Murphy Brown. Discussion closed

Ocarina of Time called. It disagrees.

Briana Banks? Was this poll done in 1998? :dunno:

Considering that we haven't won at The Big House since 1267, you're probably right...

My Boilermakers beat both of you last year. Just sayin'...

I believe Photoshop fathered those bad boys...

EDIT: These aren't the droids you're looking for...

I strongly disagree and I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Your move, Scooter. :hatsoff:

You can still post. That's fine. By all means, post away. Pics are great. Seriously. I won't say, "Tits or GTFO." But it's definitely implied... However, I would just back off the links to your site until you hear from Petra. She's probably busy beating people with sticks right now, but she'll...

This. And it's definitely not a good idea to advertise your site unless you're an OCSM. That can lead to a meeting with the ban hammer. Send a PM to Petra. She can give you all of the details. And I would definitely remove the link in your signature until you're verified. Just sayin'... (This...

Never heard of you. And you posted this in the wrong forum, jackass.

Mike Birbiglia

It's pretty hard to fuck up a G/G scene. Just sayin'...

8/10. Not the prettiest face. Then again, that doesn't matter...

^^ No excuses, play like a champion. Run ******* laps around your house as punishment for you insolence.

I never played with one of those as a *****. You know why? We weren't poor.

Meh, been done already You're a few days late for the prom. Search function fail/10

No, she doesn't impress The People's Champion...

^^ You know you've worn out your welcome when they start using Latin phrases to describe your current affiliation with the University. I can't stand The University of Southern California. So any negative press or sanctions they receive are fine by me. I hope Kiffin runs that program into the...

She has beads in her hand so why the fuck is her top still on to begin with? :mad: You're doing it wrong...

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8/10, not bad.

But it's okay for Black people to get upset about racial slurs though, right? They're marginalized and disenfranchised already so I guess they shouldn't have to put up with it. It's so offensive that rappers customarily drop it in songs like it's the same as any other noun.

Yeah, because a 21st century White American should be held responsible for the actions of people who lived over 150 years ago. :rolleyes: Good call...

Pick it up at about 1:12. 1yeUswA8xPY What in the world would make him think that The Joel fuckin' Coen would be part of an animated movie about Garfield? :wtf: Damn, I love Bill Murray, but c'mon, man!

Afterward, the woman should make a sandwich for the man. He doesn't want to cuddle. He just wants a light snack and then a ***. Don't bother him with conversation or your needs.

I'll take her over everything on that list. I'll even throw oxygen into the mix...

What if you don't like black people, does that make you racist? :dunno:

This guy. :hatsoff: