Please feel free to share some of the best and worst forwards you have ever received on your cell phones. I will be posting some up on various days. Here's the first:
-roses r red, lemons r sour, open ur legs give me an hr. kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain. 10 mins of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days n a hospital, a baby with no name. the baby is a bastard, the ****** is a whore, this never woulda happened if the rubber hadn't tore. sex is like math: u subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, pray 2 god u dont multiply. roses r red grass is green, open ur legs and i'll fill u wit cream. sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins r 4given so stick it n. roses r nice, violets r fine, i'll b the 6 u be the 9. eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly, if u like it dont b sassy. use ur tongue n make it NASTY!!!!
u kno the rest: send this to ur friends, blah, blah, blah!!
-roses r red, lemons r sour, open ur legs give me an hr. kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain. 10 mins of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days n a hospital, a baby with no name. the baby is a bastard, the ****** is a whore, this never woulda happened if the rubber hadn't tore. sex is like math: u subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, pray 2 god u dont multiply. roses r red grass is green, open ur legs and i'll fill u wit cream. sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins r 4given so stick it n. roses r nice, violets r fine, i'll b the 6 u be the 9. eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly, if u like it dont b sassy. use ur tongue n make it NASTY!!!!
u kno the rest: send this to ur friends, blah, blah, blah!!
