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As I've said in before, after thirty minutes, not only are we done fucking, but I'm already kicking her out the door.

Nope, just the ends. That's an interesting effect...

No problem, man. ;) I see the girl, your name, her name, the two X's under her name, and a fade at two ends (it's blurry? :dunno:).

Wallet, phone, keys, pay stub, and hall passes. Somebody is too lazy to change out of his work clothes. :o I'm way too overdressed to be lounging on the couch...

Don't you mean queue? Unless you're gesticulating your visual cues to your PC. In which case, carry on... :facepalm:

Lemon flavored Dasani water in our vending machines. Really? All I wanted was some simole H2O. Clearly, we can't do that anymore...

You asked for my opinion. However, that doesn't mean that I want to hear what you have to say.

How in the blue hell did I miss this thread? I need to be alerted via text message or smoke signals when something like this goes down. :mad:

Neither. Give me Wicked or Digital Playground over the two you mentioned.

You want the BBCode. Copy and paste that.

We should only stop the construction if we plan on discriminating against every other religion in this country as well. And if that's the case, please carry on.

Totally blank. There's a large space where something might go, but there is no graphic that I can see. Is it bigger than 575x100? That's the maximum size... Do you have a link to it? I'm relatively certain that you can't host your siggy on FO.

Except that she would have known to use the adjectival form too rather than the preposition/infinitive form.

Maybe it's just me, but nothing shows up in your signature.

Mayvbe it's just me, but nothing shows up in your signature.

I don't think it's showing up...

That wasn't even a URL. What is it?

Am I the only one who finds this thread to be very disconcerting. Okay then. I'll just be leaving...

Uber cool history/lit geek. That seems about right.

I flipped a coin. It isn't reliable. Find and **** the girl's ****** to show her that you mean business and will not be taken lightly.

Swindler, you say? Wait for it... F9gRzmCf1EI

Those shoes are unfortunate.

Never mind. I found all of her galleries and videos... somewhere else.

Hanna Hilton. And she's from Indiana. That makes her even more awesome.

I have not been truly ***** or hungover since college. I just can't ***** like that anymore.

Re: JesseJo says hi (warning hot underboobage pic) Woman are genetically engineered to love shoes and make sandwiches... :tongue:

I gave them my information but never received anything. They probably just needed my address in order to know where to send the assassins. Bring it on, bitches!

:1orglaugh Hours? Who the fuck has that much time on their hand. Must be nice being unemployed... After thirty minutes, I'm throwing the girl out the front door whether she finished or not.

Re: JesseJo says hi (warning hot underboobage pic) The key to a woman's heart is... shoes. And dinner. And jewelry. And clothes.

Yes it is. Trust me. Wait, what? How do you use a comma when speaking? Do you just say "comma" randomly in the middle of your sentence? That would be a little distracting, wouldn't it?

:bs: Yeah, for sure. Just all up in this thread. All over it.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck are you doing down there for thirty minutes? If it takes that long orally, you're doing it wrong. Besides, eating her out is the appetizer. Having sex is the main course, or at least it should be.

Carrie Underwood > any pop star you name Fact.

Unless it's hosted in a country where there are no laws in place that prohibit ***** pornography. If that's the case, and you're viewing the material in the US, the FBI could be somewhat displeased.

You know that saying about those who live in glass houses? - Damn I can tell your a native english speaker. - Damn, I can tell you're a native English speaker. - When you do that I'll help you out with your grandmother situation. - When you do that, I'll help you out with your grandmother...

Re: JesseJo says hi (warning hot underboobage pic) I'm relatively certain that underboob cures cancer. Jesus Christ on a crutch, that's a hot pic!

If you think that she needs to be added, go here and fill out the form. And you spelled Ulysses and cushion incorrectly. Just sayin'...

Most scariest is a double superlative. Just sayin'...

Poor people.

9/10

It's a good thing she's an heiress because she has no other redeeming qualities or marketable skills. She's dumber than lake trout and can't seem to keep out of trouble. If she lived in the real world, what the fuck would she do for money? She's cut out to be prostitute or a stripper and that's it.

I meant to thank you for the link. Just seeing the two pictures of Zoey Model in a Cubs jersey made it completely worth it. :bowdown:

I've looked through all of the links, but I can't find the gallery I'm looking for. If anyone has any more links for these two pics (1, 2), I'd gladly name my first born *** after you.

Charles Barkley called. He wasn't impressed...

Welcome back, you crazy *** of a bitch! :D

Wow, this thread is a gigantic, bubbling cesspool of fail.

I have one in my spare bedroom that I never use. Honestly, I don't even know why I still have it. We have to use them at school. The state is not going to give us all laptops.

Re: 'I can't have my birth certificate plastered on my forehead': Obama responds to p I have a better chance of being struck by lightning 26 times, winning the lottery, and fucking Sara Jean Underwood all in the same day than Obama does of being impeached for his birth certificate. It will not...

Nope. The picture is tiny. Her facial features are indistinguishable...