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  1. Ace Bandage

    Husband Indicted For Allowing Wife to be Eaten Alive by Maggots (Ohio)

    There's not any humor here. Damn... I don't really know what to say. It's not like this happened all at once. If her bed sores were that bad, it had been going on for awhile. I understand that it can be hard to care for someone. If it's too much work for you to handle, pay someone to care of...
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    Too Hairy?

    Holy hair, :batman:! That's way too much. Underarm hair on females is extremely unattractive. And I'm definitely not dining at the pink taco stand unless it's completely shaved.
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    Al Sharpton vs Jesse Jackson?

    I'd like to see both of them tossed into the engine of a 747.
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    One size fits all!!! (pic of Southern Brooke)

    Why is there a shirt blocking my view? :mad: Shameless advertising...
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    Rate the signature above you

    1/10. Tits or GTFO!
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Fuck Boise. Their difficult game is over for the year. I guess now I'll be rooting for Bama and the Bucks to go undefeated. The Broncos won't leapfrog either one of those two.
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    Nina Mercedez [1 pic]

    Why are we still posting in this thread three years after it was created? :mad: It's not even a good picture of her. Let the thread die, or I'm going to start shooting poor and homeless people for sport.
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    Scarlett Johansson

    Re: Scarlett Johansson really is sooo pretty What the fuck is a Dronny? Did you mean Donnie? 3foXJfWlgoM
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    Craigslists shuts down adult services

    HM = Hot Mega. Yeah, I know that I only saved five letters with my abbreviation, but my laziness knows no limitations. :o My name always gets truncated so I like to reciprocate.
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    So, you are dead,......what if someone finds your stack of digital porn?

    It's porn. I don't think it's that big of a deal. Now, if I had a basement dungeon full of female Korean sex slaves shackled to walls, I think their opinion of me might be slightly diminished.
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    Craigslists shuts down adult services

    I was being super, super serial. h05YfP_8UsU
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    Craigslists shuts down adult services

    It was a sex trafficking and prostitution haven for people who couldn't get laid otherwise. No wonder HM was against shutting it down... :angels:
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    Web Site Suggestions

    Just walk around a residential area with a set of high-powered binoculars. You're bound to see some amateur porn eventually. And it's free too, high five!
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    Scarlett Johansson

    Re: Scarlett Johansson really is sooo pretty This uselessness couldn't be posted in her thread in the babes forum? :ban:
  15. Ace Bandage

    The Republican Dirty Tricks Thread 2010

    It's a good thing that all Democrats run such clean campaigns and never use underhanded tricks of their own for political gain. :rolleyes: Change, yes we can!
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    Enemas

    Peeps are a disgusting, cardboard tasting treat that are better served as doorstops and paperweights than as food.
  17. Ace Bandage

    Stephen Hawking says God doesn't exist. Religious leaders surprisingly don't agree.

    Re: Stephen Hawking says God doesn't exist. Religious leaders surprisingly don't agre The Bible or Hawking's book? One of them is likely to be based on scientific principles and will provide concise, well-researched theories about the nature of our existence. The other one is about a guy who...
  18. Ace Bandage

    REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***

    Re: REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***** porngraphy! ^^ Okay, if you disagree then roll the dice and post it. It doesn't matter where the fuck else the information is ******, they don't want it posted here because she's potentially ********. That is what makes it a big deal. The...
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    REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***

    Re: REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***** porngraphy! ^^ Remember that whole thing about not posting her personal information here? Yeah... you sort of ******** that since her name pops up on the Twitter account. Ban hammer or closed thread in: 3...2...1... (and how did you find...
  20. Ace Bandage

    The United States of Inequality

    Why should a man have to share his wealth with some worthless, unemployed mope? For fuck's sake, get a job, Mr. Lebowski.
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    What are Girls' point of view on cumshots?

    ^^ What in the purple Pope fuck is a pulsion? Never saw the point. I always thought the vagina and the mouth were great repositories for semen.
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    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    I've beaten wholesale ass for far less than the drivel you're spitting tonight. It'd be a shame for you to disappear while you *****, wouldn't it? :elaugh:
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    Question For The Ladies

    Mine smells like spring meadow or ginger nutmeg depending on my mood. I also do a peppermint spice for the holidays.
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    Rate the signature above you

    7/10 - She's still not attractive. :dunno:
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    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    I plan to. It saves me the trouble of actually having to tell you all to fuck off. :D
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    *** ***** one of his ********* repeatedly & kept another locked in a room for a year

    Re: *** ***** one of his ********* repeatedly & kept another locked in a room for a y When I am dictator of the world one day, this man, along with other undesirables like criminals and poor people, will be shot on sight.
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    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    Sure, I'll sell it to you. And it will only cost you Miss Ashley Alexandra Dupré. Even trade?
  28. Ace Bandage

    Show off your BUSTY Signatures.

    Your siggy is going to be deleted because it ******** the maximum allowable size. Good luck with that. Read the board rules, Scooter.
  29. Ace Bandage

    Your favorite Chillout Music

    qNqQC7R_Me4 QCIx6HUpVs0
  30. Ace Bandage

    REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***

    Re: REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***** porngraphy! How much respect did they have before this? They make porn. It's not like they're curing cancer or stupidity. Not exactly very reputable to begin with... ^^ Here is her picture, you guys decide. :elaugh:
  31. Ace Bandage

    Men fuck for 30 min without cuming ?!

    My BS meter must be acting up... :dunno:
  32. Ace Bandage

    Men fuck for 30 min without cuming ?!

    KY (the jelly, not the state) is your friend. You can never have too much.
  33. Ace Bandage

    I Just Got Over A Thousand Points! A Gift For All Of You!

    If you made that in PhotoShop then you must not know the functions of that program. Er... what? You don't get anything except knowledge when I post. It doesn't give you anything. And the points are largely irrelevant. All I ever did with my FO points was buy my custom user title. I'll gladly...
  34. Ace Bandage

    I Just Got Over A Thousand Points! A Gift For All Of You!

    Yeah, here's a thought: don't use Paint to make your fan art. Get a real program like Adobe® Photoshop®.
  35. Ace Bandage

    Jesse Jackson gets his Escalade stripped in Detroit

    Awesome. This guy and the Reverend Al Sharpton are both despicable. They're likely to be on the scene any time anyone of color is supposedly being marginalized. The world would be better off without both of them.
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    I Just Got Over A Thousand Points! A Gift For All Of You!

    I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Your move.
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    Roronoa3000 vs. DJCowboy (for fun)

    Never heard of either one of 'em. :dunno:
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    Goats rescued from Montana bridge after two days stranded on thin ledge

    In Chi-town, as in the rest of the US, gyros are made from lamb. They are not the same as goats, Scooter. :facepalm:
  39. Ace Bandage

    How do I verify that a certified check from a bank is legit?

    Yes, wait until tomorrow. Whatever you're selling can wait one day. Drive the guy to the bank and deposit the money. Once it's in your account give him the merchandise. Alternatively, once the money is in your account, drive him to a undisclosed location and stab him in the throat. Dispose of...
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    Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramadan

    Re: Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramad I think the only thing missing was a well placed neutron bomb...
  41. Ace Bandage

    Prince Yahshua injured on porn set

    Never heard of either one of them. If you break your dick while fucking you're doing it wrong. They should both be shot.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Bad Blowjob / Bad Blowjobs / Bad BJs / Bad Head?

    Re: Bad blowjob? The hottest girl I ever dated in my life gave me the worst blowjob ever. Seriously, it was that bad to the point that I stopped her after a few minutes. It was very depressing that someone so unbelievably hot could be that bad at sucking dick.
  43. Ace Bandage

    Bad Head | The Worst Blowjobs | Terrible BJs

    Re: Bad blowjob? The hottest girl I ever dated in my life gave me the worst blowjob ever. Seriously, it was that bad to the point that I stopped her after a few minutes. It was very depressing that someone so unbelievably hot could be that bad at sucking dick.
  44. Ace Bandage

    question about *************...

    Roman Polanski called. I think he had some advice for you. GTFO!
  45. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Purdue hasn't been relevant since we won the Big Ten in 2000 with Drew Christopher Brees at the helm. With Danny Hope as coach we will continue to be a non-factor. That guy is a moron. Nonetheless, I will continue to go to games no matter how frustrating they are. Christ, I **** losing though...
  46. Ace Bandage

    What TV show are you a closet fan of?

    This thread is full of fail. :facepalm: The OP is a douche too...
  47. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Ya, a giant "fuck you" back at ya, fucktard. The Irish are fucking garbage this year. I hope they continue to toil in mediocrity for the foreseeable future. I'm so glad we couldn't get tickets to this game. If I had been there to witness that embarrassment, I would have likely ****** several...
  48. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Purdue was a gigantic letdown this week. Robert Marve is mediocre at best and our defense couldn't stop Christopher Reeve from running the ball. Should be another long and painful season for my Boilermakers. Oh, and fuck Notre Dame. I'll be rooting against them every week. I'll also be rooting...
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