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7/10 Not bad for a Whimsical production... :tongue:

No, I can't see her face. Love the apparel though...

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

Wow, I totally and completely disagree. Jennifer Aniston is sexy and funny. Angelina is unattractive and wore a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's ***** around her neck. I'll take Jennifer every day of the week.

Slowed the animation down a little...

Hmmm. I don't know then. It seems to animate fine on my end. I see my name and then her name. I might work on slowing it down though.

My name should scroll all the way down from the top. Her name should scroll all the way up from the bottom.

Because I set it to 75% transparency with 20 px of outer glow. It's an effect. :o Or it's stupid. One or the other... (I assumed you were talking to me)

This is pretty much the worst idea ever.

Dirk, I'm going to **** you now. Seriously.

Tiger's divorce. http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=5489950 What did we learn from this? If you're going to cheat on your wife, you need to smart about it. You have a billion fuckin' dollars. Get a pay as you go phone. Hide it from your wife. Use it to contact your sluts. Leave no...

Read the fine print. :mad: (Dirk is still a fuck stick.)

I picked up a smidgen of sarcasm there. This is capitalism. If someone isn't reaping gigantic profits at the expense of others, you're doing it wrong.

Right click > copy link location > paste into the address bar > disco. That chart shows why we're pursuing hydrogen cars, right? Either we do that or continue to go to war for oil. I'm okay with either one...

Dammit, who neg repped the new guy already? :mad: I put him back in the green. At least let him make it to double digits in posts before you put him in the red. EDIT: He has 35 posts. He's not new anymore. I probably could have checked that beforehand... :o (fuck you all in advance)

Rep is a meaningless number that some people get really obsessed with. It's sad really. I'm not sure what the second question is about. If you postin a thread, it goes to the top of the forum. That doesn't mean the question won't be asked again. For example, take your two questions. They've...

Am I here now? Am I still a big deal? Yes and yes.

Your dog house isn't big enough to be considered a realm. :rolleyes:

You can't. He/She is an ACO. They, along with OCSMs, own the rights to the content they post. Because of that, they can post their pictures in any thread they want. You can only post pictures if you start a thread (the first post), it's relevant to a thread in the Funny Pictures forum, or you...

Briana Banks? Really? 1996 called and... never mind. I don't feel like getting ****** today. Carry on, please. :)

You can only edit your post for ten minutes after you create it. After that, it's unchangeable and your shame is forever visible to the masses.

Your post was too long to read, so I'll just take a shot in the dark. The name of the movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. You're welcome. :hatsoff:

Yes, yes, I know. But this question has been asked way too many times in previous threads. It just makes me think of Sara Jean Underwood. :mad: And then I get really angry. She literally went from perfect, to above average with a simple surgery. Boob jobs are rarely a good idea. So many of them...

Me too. And only nine games. In basketball. Boiler Up!

Me: 1,012,447 / 7,354 = 137.69 Dirk: 1,251,444 / 12,123 = 103.23 Thus: Me > Dirk (This proof only works when you compare the two of us. Your results may vary. Even if your number is higher than mine, I'm still more awesome. Also, if you have fewer than 5,000 posts, your number is meaningless.)

Originality fail/10

**Shoots heroin**

Jesus was my co-pilot, but we crash landed in the mountains, and I had to eat him.

Yes, thank you for your opinion. Awesome. The village called by the way. They're missing someone...

7/10, not bad.

It's retarded and also responsible for the downfall of Western civilization.

Haven't we covered this already? The results are in bold. Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today... Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to **** or die for And no religion too Imagine all the...

^^ Or Brasil. Or España. Or Italia. I'd continue, but the rest of those countries are irrelevant.

I usually get them for free because I'm unbelievably attractive. Women tackle me in public, rip my clothes off, and immediately start trying to have their way with me. It's very embarrassing.

^^ ATH was ten times better with Kellerman as the host. Stat Boy is a douche. Paige, Plaschke, and Mariotti make the show unwatchable. Give me PTI with Tony and Wilbon (my boy) over that any day.

I don't know, but that's borderline **********. And that gets you a meeting with the ban hammer. Tread softly, Grasshopper.

If you dated a black girl, having an ass wouldn't be a problem. It comes standard on every model.

He's on Around the Horn all the time. He's also a gigantic douche and a White Sox fan. Fuck him.

Then make the goddamn font smaller. I **** misspellings. :mad:

So is a Wonder Bra.

I have some room in my backyard next to Dirk and PK's plot. I'd be more than happy to make a place for your wife if you want me to take her out.

Was there music and dialogue in that video? I just stared at the asses for two minutes. Damn, it's hot in here...

Yeah, I noticed that too when I typed :ditto: and nothing happened.

John Elway.

Ry or Ryno. Sometimes "Your Excellency."

Yeah, I guess you did. You also missed it last week when Ashley had my dick in her mouth.

Yeah, I wipe until there isn't any more ***** matter. I don't ***** though. Ever. Maybe you should upgrade from sandpaper to Charmin. Just sayin'...

For fuck's sake, Alex. He didn't use any commas, apostrophes, or capital letters. That makes me want to dropkick *******. And rather than flame him, I just made a (semi) humorous post about it. Got it?