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Last night, yes. Very much so. Tonight, no. I can't ***** on consecutive evenings now. I'm not in college anymore.

What's the problem? That's perfectly normal behavior. Let he who doesn't have mummified fetuses in his trunk cast the first stone. Exactly, we've all been there...

I'd like to have a moment of silence for the fallen capital letters and commas that were so bravely shot down in the above post. They wanted to be there, but dammit, they just didn't make it... :( :bows head:

KGEyqP0744c The glove compartment is inaccurately named And everybody knows it. So I'm proposing a swift orderly change. Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm And all i find are souvenirs from better times Before the gleam of your taillights fading east To find yourself...

You're welcome. :hatsoff: It's about time I got some recognition around here...

I'm much better now. I just gouged out my eyeballs with a rusty fork.

LrGMjEbZII4 Calling all cops and autobots, I hope that you're still there Saving victims from the wreckage Of our wild affairs, such wild affairs. Copy all cats and acrobats, I know you don't play fair, Sending sickness through the atmosphere, Without a care, without a care. Calling all dolls...

We did a pretty good job of eliminating Native Americans. They're almost completely relegated to casinos now...

You're dead to me now. That means no Christmas card.

9/10

Yeah.

TLDR. For fuck's sake, give me a summary.

There's no funny here. It's a wartime propaganda poster. The point of which is to encourage people to save fuel for the war effort by car pooling. What makes that funny to you? :dunno:

You still watch the Cartoon Network? :facepalm:

At least Lisa gained some credibilty (right, georges) before faking her death and fooling some unsuspecting members.

Misused apostrophes: - The 1900's - CD's DVD's on sale! - The dog was hurt. It's leg was broken. - There's a guy in my fantasy football league who insists on abbreviating touchdowns into TD's whenever he posts.

#2. I like to my women to be toned.

The correct answer is Sara Jean Underwood. That is all.

It's 4:30 in the morning, I'm sobered up, and I smell like stripper. Great night, but it's time for bed.

I didn't miss anything. I read only thread titles and respond, thus my point was perfectly valid. I generally don't bother reading anything that anyone else has to say unless it's Dirk, Greg, BB, Diva, Vlad, PK, Stan, Cliff, Sky, L3ggy, or certain hot OCSMs.

Yes, please do. Wears a dirty Cubs hat and curse a lot. You'll be a hot, female version of me. They'll be pleasantly surprised.

Sigh. Getting ready to leave for the bars now. I **** my friends... :mad:

That guy hasn't seen his dick since the Nixon administration.

Women should be seen and not heard, especially in porn. If she does speak, she should address the male as Dr. Stephano Westenheiser III DFA of Yorkshire.

Copy the URL below and put it into your signature. Then, put [IMG] after the URL. It should look something like this: [IMG] http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-27/8790Vlad-Penny-1-.gif :hatsoff:

Behold! Eskimo porn: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/478839485_ea005f1b61.jpg

No, it does. I'll get to working on it this evening. ;)

This is a completely implausible hypothetical. Thus, I won't justify it with a response.

They should have known immediately. Who the fuck supports Ron Paul anymore?

A venomous duck or a wolverine.

7/10. Not a fan of redheads.

Sharon Tate. She screamed much too loudly for my taste...

Neither. I prefer this Isis instead. As a matron of magic and nature, she would stomp the other two.

:dito: Delta ***** Indy intros > any other intro, ever.

I invented the Internet. Be sure and send me royalties from whatever profit you make.

The search function called. He's very angry. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=4721648 :facepalm:

^^ I can haz hugz too?

Re: Politeness of Men and Woma This thread, like the OP, is a heaping pile of fail. :tongue:

Re: Politeness of Men and Woma What's a woma? :confused: Is it some species of wolf?

Heroine and hugs.

LrGMjEbZII4 Calling all cops and autobots I hope that you're still there Saving victims from the wreckage of our wild affairs Such wild affairs

Never had a problem with a condom. Then again, I'm not a fucking idiot.

It just means that there aren't any new posts to your subscribed threads. None of them have disappeared. They are all still there, and you can view them by clicking View all Subscribed Threads on your profile page under the New Subscribed Threads heading. As soon as there is a new post in one of...

That URL didn't work. Try it again .

Don't we call it "going down on her" when it refers to a woman? :dunno: I think your virginity is showing...

Do you have a bigger picture than that to work with?

Me too. I'm down for a threesome. I'll bring the ********* and the ball gag. Just sayin'.

Sigh. Why don't you just let me make you a signature? I have a great signature maker. It's called Adobe Photoshop CS5 Extended.