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  1. Ace Bandage

    Happy hour!!

    Last night, yes. Very much so. Tonight, no. I can't ***** on consecutive evenings now. I'm not in college anymore.
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    Mummified fetuses found in trunk

    What's the problem? That's perfectly normal behavior. Let he who doesn't have mummified fetuses in his trunk cast the first stone. Exactly, we've all been there...
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    i miss sexcetera

    I'd like to have a moment of silence for the fallen capital letters and commas that were so bravely shot down in the above post. They wanted to be there, but dammit, they just didn't make it... :( :bows head:
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    Post a random song lyric

    KGEyqP0744c The glove compartment is inaccurately named And everybody knows it. So I'm proposing a swift orderly change. Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm And all i find are souvenirs from better times Before the gleam of your taillights fading east To find yourself...
  5. Ace Bandage

    Moderators - Can we get rid of this?

    You're welcome. :hatsoff: It's about time I got some recognition around here...
  6. Ace Bandage

    Horny?

    I'm much better now. I just gouged out my eyeballs with a rusty fork.
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    Post a random song lyric

    LrGMjEbZII4 Calling all cops and autobots, I hope that you're still there Saving victims from the wreckage Of our wild affairs, such wild affairs. Copy all cats and acrobats, I know you don't play fair, Sending sickness through the atmosphere, Without a care, without a care. Calling all dolls...
  8. Ace Bandage

    Extinct People

    We did a pretty good job of eliminating Native Americans. They're almost completely relegated to casinos now...
  9. Ace Bandage

    Save Our History! (of video games)

    You're dead to me now. That means no Christmas card.
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    9/10
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    Save Our History! (of video games)

    TLDR. For fuck's sake, give me a summary.
  12. Ace Bandage

    ****'s **** carpooling

    There's no funny here. It's a wartime propaganda poster. The point of which is to encourage people to save fuel for the war effort by car pooling. What makes that funny to you? :dunno:
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    The best show on cartoon network

    You still watch the Cartoon Network? :facepalm:
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    i am gonna die soon

    At least Lisa gained some credibilty (right, georges) before faking her death and fooling some unsuspecting members.
  15. Ace Bandage

    Super Freak!

    Misused apostrophes: - The 1900's - CD's DVD's on sale! - The dog was hurt. It's leg was broken. - There's a guy in my fantasy football league who insists on abbreviating touchdowns into TD's whenever he posts.
  16. Ace Bandage

    Your Perfect Woman

    #2. I like to my women to be toned.
  17. Ace Bandage

    The Most Gorgeous Porn-star/centerfold?

    The correct answer is Sara Jean Underwood. That is all.
  18. Ace Bandage

    Happy hour!!

    It's 4:30 in the morning, I'm sobered up, and I smell like stripper. Great night, but it's time for bed.
  19. Ace Bandage

    Favourite Names You Like Pornstars Called In Scenes....

    I didn't miss anything. I read only thread titles and respond, thus my point was perfectly valid. I generally don't bother reading anything that anyone else has to say unless it's Dirk, Greg, BB, Diva, Vlad, PK, Stan, Cliff, Sky, L3ggy, or certain hot OCSMs.
  20. Ace Bandage

    Happy hour!!

    Yes, please do. Wears a dirty Cubs hat and curse a lot. You'll be a hot, female version of me. They'll be pleasantly surprised.
  21. Ace Bandage

    Happy hour!!

    Sigh. Getting ready to leave for the bars now. I **** my friends... :mad:
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    oversize load

    That guy hasn't seen his dick since the Nixon administration.
  23. Ace Bandage

    Favourite Names You Like Pornstars Called In Scenes....

    Women should be seen and not heard, especially in porn. If she does speak, she should address the male as Dr. Stephano Westenheiser III DFA of Yorkshire.
  24. Ace Bandage

    Copy the URL below and put it into your signature. Then, put [IMG] after the URL. It should look...

    Copy the URL below and put it into your signature. Then, put [IMG] after the URL. It should look something like this: [IMG] http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-27/8790Vlad-Penny-1-.gif :hatsoff:
  25. Ace Bandage

    Any Eskimo girls do porn?

    Behold! Eskimo porn: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/478839485_ea005f1b61.jpg
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    No, it does. I'll get to working on it this evening. ;)

    No, it does. I'll get to working on it this evening. ;)
  27. Ace Bandage

    What if your "*****" woman pulled out a...

    This is a completely implausible hypothetical. Thus, I won't justify it with a response.
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    Racist Tea Party supporter actually a Democratic plant

    They should have known immediately. Who the fuck supports Ron Paul anymore?
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    If You Could Have Any Pet...

    A venomous duck or a wolverine.
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    7/10. Not a fan of redheads.
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    Which Pornstar tries too hard?

    Sharon Tate. She screamed much too loudly for my taste...
  32. Ace Bandage

    Isis Love vs. Isis Taylor

    Neither. I prefer this Isis instead. As a matron of magic and nature, she would stomp the other two.
  33. Ace Bandage

    Best intro in sports?

    :dito: Delta ***** Indy intros > any other intro, ever.
  34. Ace Bandage

    looking help for Porn website

    I invented the Internet. Be sure and send me royalties from whatever profit you make.
  35. Ace Bandage

    Bear steals, joyrides & trashes car

    The search function called. He's very angry. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=4721648 :facepalm:
  36. Ace Bandage

    Vending Machine in your house

    ^^ I can haz hugz too?
  37. Ace Bandage

    Politeness of Men

    Re: Politeness of Men and Woma This thread, like the OP, is a heaping pile of fail. :tongue:
  38. Ace Bandage

    Politeness of Men

    Re: Politeness of Men and Woma What's a woma? :confused: Is it some species of wolf?
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    Vending Machine in your house

    Heroine and hugs.
  40. Ace Bandage

    What are you listening to right now?

    LrGMjEbZII4 Calling all cops and autobots I hope that you're still there Saving victims from the wreckage of our wild affairs Such wild affairs
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    Condom mishaps?

    Never had a problem with a condom. Then again, I'm not a fucking idiot.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Subscribed threads disappearing?

    It just means that there aren't any new posts to your subscribed threads. None of them have disappeared. They are all still there, and you can view them by clicking View all Subscribed Threads on your profile page under the New Subscribed Threads heading. As soon as there is a new post in one of...
  43. Ace Bandage

    That URL didn't work. Try it again .

    That URL didn't work. Try it again .
  44. Ace Bandage

    Glory Hole Locations

    Don't we call it "going down on her" when it refers to a woman? :dunno: I think your virginity is showing...
  45. Ace Bandage

    Do you have a bigger picture than that to work with?

    Do you have a bigger picture than that to work with?
  46. Ace Bandage

    looking help for Porn website

    Me too. I'm down for a threesome. I'll bring the ********* and the ball gag. Just sayin'.
  47. Ace Bandage

    Sigh. Why don't you just let me make you a signature? I have a great signature maker. It's...

    Sigh. Why don't you just let me make you a signature? I have a great signature maker. It's called Adobe Photoshop CS5 Extended.
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