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Unless you cancel, all sites will bill you after the two-day trial. That's why they give you the trial in the first place.

What does that have to do with the other guy's Tiger joke not being funny? :confused:

No.

Three things: 1. The apostrophe in 90s is superfluous. 2. Nobody says homey anymore. 3. We don't give a fuck if you smoke pot. Congratulations. If I'm ever unemployed or feel like being a waste to society, I'll look into it. Grow up and shoot heroin like an adult. Weed is for middle school ****.

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This should be in the post games forum. Just sayin'...

::finding my shotgun:: Fuck the Irish! :mad:

For fuck's sake, you mean to tell me that the winningest program in college football history can't get a goddamn kicker. If he can't fucking kick a field goal, then go for it on fourth down. If they lose this game to the Irish, I'm going to shoot random ******** in my neighborhood. :mad: Great...

Then please feel free not to post here anymore. Your attempts at humor have never even caused me to smile, let alone laugh.

The best song with pink in the title. 3XBabozrPGA

That was 2:45 I'll never get back. It was just a long commercial. I would suggest putting it in the funny pictures forum, but it wasn't humorous or entertaining.

No. Never. Mainly because I'm not a fucking moron. Your mileage may vary.

Are you sure? You seem to be reading my posts just fine, and that's the only language I speak.

I don't know, I couldn't read your original post. :dunno: Apparently I don't speak 12-year-old school girl.

Had two beers at B-Dubs whilst watching the Cubbies after watching my home football team lose by 41. High five. Not really in the mood for ******** tonight because tailgating starts at 7:00 in the morning. Game face, bro. Boiler Up!

This isn't IMDB. And why in the purple pope fuck are you censoring words? If we can look at tits, we can damn sure use fucking profanity. :mad:

How about we keep both of those and eradicate poor people instead?

Your career as a stand-up comedian has no future.

Not a fan of anal. I'm not at all pleased with this development.

Our football team get stomped 55-14 by our biggest rival. Awesome, go team.

Wait, what? That's not even remotely correct. If you run a red light, you're at fault. It doesn't matter who makes contact with who first. If the laws worked like that people would be running red lights all the time to goad other drivers into making contact. That might have been one of the most...

Very sad face. I know every single word to these songs. Don't judge me. Is it shitty music? Absolutely. Is it catchy though? Yes, it damn sure is. 9vRzgOig9b4 FY881RJzoLQ

A shirt that read "My Better Half" with an arrow pointing down. I might have found this humorous if it wasn't worn by a 10th grader or if our administration gave a fuck. Just so we're clear: shirts about ***** or ******* are bad, but shirts proclaming the size of one's dick are acceptable. I'm...

Would you be interested in buying some cheap, ocean front property in Indiana?

Why is he checking his notes when giving his own background? And what the fuck is he yelling about? I also loved how he couldn't remember his own favorite quote. He sounds like Mankind in one of his demented promos for WWF. Dude, you're running for treasurer. For fuck's sake, take a Xanax or...

I'm thinking that this has to do with whatever is written on that piece of paper.

How did that douche ever get Lucy Pinder? I would do horrible, unspeakable things to have my way with her for an evening.

He called off the book burning. There's even a thread about it here. How about we close this one before the natives start throwing spears... How or why this degenerated into a debate on Christianity is beyond me. What a colossal waste of time.

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That would be called taking a grenade.

Re: Sexual Harassment by Britney Spears? Ex-Bodyguard sues Or he actually has taste in women. :facepalm:

7/10. All your sigs look the same. Just sayin'...

Re: Model Mayhem You want to boycott a site that won't let you view nude pictures because your credentials don't meet their minimum requirements in the industry? Good luck with that. It's their content. If they don't want you to see it, that's their prerogative. Quit ******** the bong water.

You can't brandish a *** at people for walking on your driveway, and you sure as fuck can't shoot up your lawn. The article makes no mention of whether or not the "gang members" were even armed. Call the police, you fucking moron.

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I'm watching the game with my ******. My ******* and my *** are Vikings/Favre fans so naturally I'm rooting for the Saints. Nothing wrong with educational TV. That's all my ******** would be watching.

No, please don't. Pictures like this are a dime a dozen. And we don't need anymore pointless threads clogging up the front page. If you want to see ladies flashing, watch a Girls Gone Wild video.

Doing very well, thanks. :hatsoff: It's football night in America, and I damn sure need a new team to cheer for since my Cubbies will not be in the playoffs this year. :( How you doin?

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Moonchild22 again. Indeed there is a flag on the play for improper use of the adjectival too.

I always forget how much I fucking love football. :D

Where the fuck was Faith Hill at in the opening? If I have to listen to Collinsworth all night, there should have at least been some eye candy at the beginning. :mad:

So... we couldn't find any good musicians for kick-off weekend? Taylor Swift is terrible and I listened to Dave in high school. At least there aren't any R&B artists there though...

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What the fuck do I care? I've gotten off 98% of the time. That's all that really matters.

The fuck is this ****? :mad: Who hid the funny?

I didn't read the article, but I have no problem with shooting Afghans for sport. I wish we could do it here with poor people...

Definitely not. Brees was at Purdue the same time that I was. I've followed his career since his sophomore season. Him and his wife have donated millions to the university. If anybody had to beat the Colts, I'm glad it was him. As great a quarterback as he is, he's an even better person. I wish...

I don't give a flying fuck about this game. Fuck the Saints (except Brees) and fuck Favre's Vikings. It's all about my Indianapolis Colts this year. GO *****!

Re: Sexual Harassment by Britney Spears? Ex-Bodyguard sues Can we just shoot her already? Her prime was 12 years ago. She's just irrelevant and disgusting now. However hot you may think she is, remember this: K-Fed hit that.

I don't think anything new in terms of sexual positions has been invented in 2,500 years. Just sayin'...