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No, no, no. Great players come to Chicago and then get injured. If he came here already injured, you'd never hear from him again. Nobody ever improves when they come to the North side. They always go downhill. We're a giant cesspool of doom from which there is no escape. And besides, his...

I think you would get more recognition for this post if it was in the right forum. Ask a moderator to move it to the members' forum or the talk forum.

Awesome. I hope he's done for his career. Fuck him. Mark Prior could have been one of the best pitchers in the league for at least a decade before his injury problems started up. He was never the same after 2003. I wish the same injury plagued career on Strasburg.

Shooting homeless and poor people.

What if we took extremists from both sides and just shot them? Yeah, I'm all for that.

Well, everyone except for those pure, vegan Aryans of Austrian descent. You can't let history and facts get in the way of your master race.

On Dirk's bed. With Alisa. It was the best eleven seconds of her life...

One of my absolute favorite Rockwell paintings. There's always next year: Sigh. And this painting was done after only 40 years of futility. That was 62 years ago...

But he wasn't first. It was Neil. He's kind of big deal. For real... No, really you can't. Do you know what his middle name is? It's Fucking. That right, he's Neil Fucking Armstrong.

Let me say first that I respect you as a human being and hope that you don't destroy my house with that plane in your avatar. But unless I get laid afterward, I don't think I'm going to put that much time into reading your post. Condensed version? Our attention spans are negligible across the...

I've instructed trained assassins to eliminate me if I ever sign up for SpaceFace or MyBook.

Clavell's. You did it on purpose, right? To annoy me. Well played, sir. :hatsoff:

This is why I won't ever help someone. I'm not afraid of expenses or being sued, I just genuinely **** humanity. Medical personnel do everything they can to make money, but the *** could have refused treatment. They can't ***** you to take an ambulance ride. Lesson learned, I guess...

At least it's only in elementary school. At the high school level, we always sing to the **** when it's their birthday. There's nothing better than embarrassing a student on his birthday by making him the center of attention. And while they may pretend to **** it, for some of them, that's the...

Yeah, I don't speak freaky, deaky Dutch! exCYSfQod14&p

Karma is a chameleon. It comes and goes. It comes and goes.

How anyone derives pleasure from a bondage video is beyond me. But hey, to each his own.

Pogostickin' Popes on pavement, when did people start posting math problems? :mad:

If you're talking about neg rep, I'm with you. Who's fucking dumb enough to waste points on a custom user title? Idiot...

Wait, what? You throw ******** into your garbage bin? :eek: And I thought I was a cold-hearted *** of a bitch... Remember this?

I went to the same university as Drew fuckin' Brees.

Christian Bale is out of control. I recommend shooting him.

This affects her way of life. It would be like someone accusing A-Rod of using steroids. Maybe that's a poor example...

Where the bear be?

I'm not sharing her. :mad: You can have Sara Jean now though. She's dead to me...

Meh. I liked your old avy better... :(

Two young black females fighting in the cafeteria. On the second day of school. Really? You couldn't even make it a week?

No, there isn't. I went to the same university as Neil Armstrong. He was the first human being on the moon. Ever. You can't top that.

Back to the cotton fields? :dunno:

The only way that's an upgrade is if you were previously dating a mastodon. And even then it's not much of an upgrade...

That's Bieber on the left? :dunno:

Just to annoy, I'm going to work on a kickass Ashley Dupré siggy. :D

This is why I avoid SpaceBook. Along with this: 4SgkfghupFE

PTI > SportsNation > Jim Rome > ATH

Well, she's only about 420 years after Magellan's crew. Wait minute! That's why she's doing it: she's fucking high.

1. ***** video was staged. 2. Pigeon video was pointless. Congratulations, you tricked a dumb ass ****** by feeding it. 3. Chef video was also staged. Go team.

Cheating is anything that would make your significant other angry if she saw you doing it with someone else. So kissing, going to dinner, butt sex, and holding hands are all considered cheating.

If you fucks keep this up, I'm going to start shooting orphans and the elderly. Any more of this Bieber bullshit and people start dying.

Re: Maria Menounos - Have you seen a hotter face and body? Not only have I seen hotter women, but I've seen them posted in the proper forum as well. Fail at following the forum guidelines/10

An apostrophe has never been more necessary. Otherwise, people might get the wrong idea...

Can't tell, the image is too small. Probably not though.

Awesome. Your skilled and balanced integration of swordsmanship, marksmanship, and war wizardry is formidable.

Sure it is. If you're American, you're White and awesome.

:hatsoff: TY for the feedback.

So... you didn't ride Space Mountain? :(

Yes, I was pleased to see Lou go. He's mailed it in the last couple of years. I really hope that they bring in Ryno next year.

I have a feeling it will be Sandberg. Mike Quade will finish the year as interim manager, and Ryno will be named manager in the off-season.

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You have trust issues. That sort of behavior isn't normal. Why didn't you just arbitrarily accuse her of infidelity without evidence? That's what most sane people do... I had an ex who wanted me to pick out her underwear when we went shopping. That was a little weird. I was supposed to pick out...

Are you kidding me? If somebody offered me that job at Wrigley Field, I'd take it in a heartbeat.