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  1. Ace Bandage

    When will people realize how much damage the "media" does?

    Yes, of course you're right. This new muckraking phenomenon is abhorrent. I'm sure Teddy would be disgusted...
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    Best Cocks

    What in the fuckin' purple pogo-sticking pope is going on here? Did you just use awesome cock goodness in a post? :facepalm:
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    today I am ashamed ....

    A point: this thread is missing one.
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    Edit

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    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Your sig unbelievably awesome. I'm honored.

    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Your sig unbelievably awesome. I'm honored.
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    Headless Man Found Near Explosive Device

    So... Dr. Dre ****** a headless man with a bomb? I suppose he should he be commended for his efforts.
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    water bottle jerk off

    I was in no way implying that she was indicative of all Canadians. Merely a vast majority. (I jest of course. I love hockey, maple syrup, and Jayde Nicole)
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    Anybody get a PM from some random member named Davidcz3?

    Do you now get questions about the Sunbeam girl?
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    Animated Sig (Gif)

    I might have saved her if she put out. Ever. :mad: I was planning to shoot her myself, but the bandits beat me to it...
  10. Ace Bandage

    Animated Sig (Gif)

    Fuck you, ass face. :mad: I'm very fucking kind and helpful to people.
  11. Ace Bandage

    are you heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual ? (BE HONEST!)

    I'm completely hetero... unless I'm smashing Dirk's ass. Is there something wrong with gay for pay?
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    Hot big-titted blonde

    You might have better results if you posted this in the Identify/Name that babe forum. They specialize in this sort of thing. Ask a moderator to have the thread moved.
  13. Ace Bandage

    Is there a myspace thread ?

    No, they are not all grouped together in a single thread. But each star's own bio page on FO lists their relevant links to social networking sites. If being virtual friends with someone is what you desire, knock yourself out. Seriously.
  14. Ace Bandage

    what motto do you live your life by?

    Thank you, Mr. Conway. :cool: Best. Movie. Ever.
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    water bottle jerk off

    The girl on the left didn't mind, she's used to it. The one on the right had never even seen semen in her life until that moment. She's probably a feminist or Canadian. Her picture isn't blurry, that's just how she looks. :eek:
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    Describe your favorite scene and what made it hot to you

    The restaurant scene in GoodFellas where Henry tells Tommy that he's a funny guy. It's awkward but funny. Classic scene.
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    Animated Sig (Gif)

    Sorry, I meant to explain this to you, but I forgot. Copy either one of the URLs listed below and paste it directly into your signature. Finally, put this tag after it. Save and it should be good to go. Alternatively, when you edit your signature, click add picture (the icon that looks like a...
  18. Ace Bandage

    No problem. Scrolling ones like that take 15 minutes tops. I did those two on my lunch break. :o...

    No problem. Scrolling ones like that take 15 minutes tops. I did those two on my lunch break. :o I might try something in Photoshop, but that will take longer. Same girl or do you want to switch it up?
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    Here are a couple I did in Fireworks. If you like either one of these, feel free to use one. I...

    Here are a couple I did in Fireworks. If you like either one of these, feel free to use one. I could also whip something up in Photoshop. [IMG] [IMG] It might take a few seconds for the animations to load properly. :hatsoff:
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    In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as pre

    Re: In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as Seven people accidentally chose the first option.
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    My wife (click to enlarge)
  22. Ace Bandage

    Obama "Sticking it to the Rich" with Taxes, Socialism, and B.S.

    I shouldn't have to pay for someone else's operation regardless of what my income is. For fuck's sake, get a job with benefits, you worthless mope. Pay for your own goddamn ****. :mad:
  23. Ace Bandage

    Funny commercials

    Sibling rivalry. I love the look that Archie gives both of them. hbA2BrgKgns He said Super Bowl champ. I miss those days. :( tx42DXq5-5E Roy Jones Jr. was awesome. Was that a Cherokee Parks sighting? PtVPu6XmJ2I
  24. Ace Bandage

    Hi all new members and update on my cancer

    Lulz http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=18286
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    Your official top five list

    1. Sara Jean Underwood 2. Miranda Janine 3. Hope Dworaczyk 4. Hillary Fisher 5. Sharae Spears
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    Hi all new members and update on my cancer

    Yes, he does. He's being facetious and ironical. Every time an ancient thread is resurrected, Xenu ***** a space kitty. :(
  27. Ace Bandage

    NY Jets harass sexy female reporter

    She wouldn't dress like that if she didn't want attention. Men will be men. Deal with it.
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    ****** in Tom Brady's car accident rips media

    No. Though most times the driver making contact from behind (oooh, that sounded dirty) is at fault. If you slam on your brakes for no reason other than to annoy the guy tailgating you, you're going to be at fault when he rear ends (yeah, nice and slow) you. Now, if someone slams into you after...
  29. Ace Bandage

    Which country(or region) has the most appealing history to you?

    European or American history.
  30. Ace Bandage

    what motto do you live your life by?

    Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam - I have a catapult. Unless you give me all of your money, I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
  31. Ace Bandage

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    I'm ready to just shoot him. He's a great player when he's healthy. Unfortunately, the little spit fuck is only healthy once every presidential election. His motor runs in fifth gear at all times, and his body gets thrown around harder than Dez Bryant's ******. That's why he's always on IR...
  32. Ace Bandage

    'Jaws' crowned King of the Burrito

    This isn't news, it's gluttony.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    My Colts lost and it looks like I'm going to lose both of my fantasy match ups as well. If I ever see Mike Sims-Walker on the street I'm going to punch him in the dick.
  34. Ace Bandage

    Republican candidate's bizarre speech becomes internet hit

    You're a couple days late for the prom. :facepalm: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=439582
  35. Ace Bandage

    ITS ABOUT TIME: Message to parents getting louder: No screaming babies allowed!

    Good to see that you handled the situation like a mature adult. His ******** might have been unruly, but at least you were able to show your own immaturity by threatening him with physical ********. Well done.
  36. Ace Bandage

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Again, nothing else matters unless he maintains control of the ball throughout. That did not happen, thus by rule, it's not a catch. Personally, I think it's an idiotic rule, but it is a rule nonetheless.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    I saw the replay. He has to complete the play by holding onto the ball. He did not do that, therefore it's not a catch. If you're running with the ball, you've already established possession. When you cross the plane, it's a TD. Now, when you catch the ball in the end zone, you have not...
  38. Ace Bandage

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    ^^ No, it's not. If you leave your feet, you must make the catch, get two feet down, and maintain possession all the way to the ground. The rule is actually very specific. It was not a catch. Plain and simple.
  39. Ace Bandage

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Indy played an absolutely horrible first half of football. If there's a silver lining, it's that we're only down three points. It's a good thing Houston didn't take advantage of the Colts' miscues.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Somebody needs to page the Colts' locker room. Hey, we're playing football here! :mad: The offense has looked horrible through the first two quarters.
  41. Ace Bandage

    Lion ****** at mgm vegas !!

    Meh. Nobody was mauled or ******. And if the lion had really wanted to ****** the man, it would have. That was only halfhearted.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Best free websites

    ESPN.com. All of the latest sports news, stats, and video plus free fantasy football. I realize that you probably were hoping for responses involving adult entertainment websites. But you didn't specify, and frankly I don't give a ****.
  43. Ace Bandage

    Model warning: Gonzo photography

    The red is your rep right now. You get rep for making a worthy or meritorious post. It's not just given out at random, it should be earned. Insulting people is a wonderful way to earn negative rep. I wonder how you got into the red to begin with... :elaugh:
  44. Ace Bandage

    Model warning: Gonzo photography

    :1orglaugh You do realize that Shimmy is an ACO (approved content owner), right? In other words, he runs or is involved heavily with a porn site. I think he knows more about what's going than you do, Scooter. Also, you better tone it down. The rest of your post that I didn't quote is an...
  45. Ace Bandage

    Do i get points for received reputations?

    Rep points, along with women's sports and the lieutenant governor, are largely irrelevant.
  46. Ace Bandage

    More than 10?

    You can't. And you're also the only one who can view your pictures. Enjoy your album. :hatsoff:
  47. Ace Bandage

    Christina Aguilera & Donald Duck

    Not only has this been posted numerous times, but it's also a fake picture of a *********. I'm quite certain FO frowns on that.
  48. Ace Bandage

    Model warning: Gonzo photography

    I think he's super serial... :facepalm:
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