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^^ What a colossal waste of time. You must be unemployed. You do realize that once you build this for her she won't need your needle dick anymore or the eighteen seconds of pleasure it provides.

This is really a waste of a thread. Just sayin'...

(^^ Posting personal info like that is rarely a good idea.) :popcorn: This is going to get good. Maybe someone will get ******...

You're still a virgin.

Yes, as opposed to the liberal nut jobs who want to tell me how to spend my money.

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I thought this was going to be about Joe Torre leaving the Dodgers to come to the North Side of Chicago. :( For the record, I would very much like to see this.

^^ She's running in Delaware. :dunno: There's not much that I can do about it in the Hoosier State... well, apart from shooting her.

I believe you have erred. You see, you made the mistake of taking one of my posts seriously. Unless otherwise stated, the point of most of my posts is to belittle people, make wild generalizations, and generally come across as an asshole. I usually succeed, and clearly this was the case in the...

17, prom night. Yeah, I'm that clichéd. :o

Karlee Rose (click to enlarge)

Why would she get knee and elbow implants? :dunno:

BELL’S LAW OF TELEPHONY No matter what technology is used, your monthly phone bill magically remains about the same size. OMNISCIENCE FATIGUE The burnout that comes with being able to know the answer to almost anything online.

A tag that read "this garment is not fire resistant." Normally, this isn't a real concern. However, the particular piece of clothing that this warning was attached to was a pink skeleton pajama outfit (Halloween is fast approaching :o) for my one-year-old niece. What the fuck are people doing...

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By the beard of Zeus. :eek: It took me ten minutes to log-in, open, and post in this thread. I really don't think I'll be doing much posting tonight. I put good money into keep this site running. I'd like to know where my goddamn membership fees are being spent. It sure as hell isn't going...

For some reason, I initially read this thread title as God places adult advertising. Frankly, that was much more interesting than your post. Also, you can't advertise your website in your signature. Good luck with your cat fights though. But remember this: it didn't work out so well for Mike...

2/10. The Raiders, really?

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I see. At least they're improving though. That statue in the center appears to be a very advanced form of Rochambeau, coincidentally made from rock. Also, was it just me, or were the same guy and girl used in every damn photo?

I see. At least they're improving though. That statue in the center appears to be a very advanced form of Rochambeau, coincidentally made from rock. Also, was it just me, or were the same guy and girl used in every damn photo?

Go here: http://www.freeones.com/babenew/ Also, next time, it would probably be a good idea to search the main page before you ask a question. There's a good chance it's been asked before (like this one).

I thought North Korea was still in black and white. When did they upgrade?

She's not like that? Really? If she's self-conscious enough to think that her breasts are too small, then she's also definitely shallow enough to dump your ass for someone else. You better let her finance these warlocks on her own. The last thing you want to do is see the tits that you paid...

About 95% of them come from the Playboy Cyber Club. I have approximately 130 rotating wallpapers.

Close, birthday. Real original, right? Most intelligent woman I've ever dated and her ATM password was as retarded as mine.

This is one my favorites of my rotating wallpapers. (Click Image to Enlarge)

The biggest sign of trust that my ex gave me was her apartment key. That was a huge step. I gave her my one of my car keys simply because I have a penchant for locking my set in the goddamn car. I didn't care about MyFace or SpaceBook so that was a non-issue. We both knew ATM passwords only...

Wait, wait, wait. So he only climbs 168 then, right? Okay, I could do that. EDIT: Never mind. Just watched the climb outside to the very top. Fuck that. He's so high up that I think he could high-five Mercury. Give me a parachute and let me skydive. You can keep your goddamn tower. That's...

I'll just be leaving now. Backin' up, backin' up, backin' up... qIoG4PlEPtY

You didn't even follow your own goddamn rule. 6 or 3 does not mean 5. :mad: Go swan dive onto helicopter rotors.

I don't read your posts anyway. When I see your user name, I always think: insert Liberal rhetoric here. I think that pretty much covers it. :tongue:

Okay, I gave it 33 seconds. I was not impressed or entertained.

^^ Er... that didn't have anything to do with grammar, Scooter. Your post didn't make any goddamn sense.

^^ You're a huge, embarrassing failure.

Really? You were going to say the same thing? Good, maybe you can tell me what "off the chech" means.

If the bracelets were pink and just said Susan G. Komen on them, they wouldn't be as popular. People buy them because they say boobies. That's why they're being ****** from school. It's not a big deal to me, but if it detracts from the learning environment, it cannot be allowed. I have a...

^^ I'll never read a single one of your posts simply because of the font color. Christ, that is annoying as fuck.

Congratulations. I hope her disfigurement goes wells and that you can finally accept her as a person after the surgery. At least neither one of you is shallow.

What the fuck is wrong with people? :mad: Again, let me reiterate: these people are in no way indicative of the fine people who inhabit the great state of Indiana. I've also never heard of Rising Sun. After looking at a map, I discovered that it's close to Ohio. They're probably to blame...

Viva Piñata

Sigh. I will accept a seated version of the YMCA as a substitute if you're dressed appropriately as one of the Village People.

http://www.jinxypie.com/jinxypie-fhg27.shtml Best. One. Ever.

Okay, ********. Class is in session, pay attention. Even though a link says 403 Forbidden, that does not mean that it is actually forbidden. Follow these steps to freedom. 1. Put your cursor over the URL you wish to use. 2. Right-click on the URL. 3. Select Copy link location from the pop-up...

If by point you meant your dick, and by my head you meant... my headl, I'm all in.

:mad: I punched your avatar. Did you feel anything?

How does Stalin feel about this? Clearly his purging efforts were unsuccessful... Also, I'm relatively certain that our president is Black. Your move, USSR.

Despite the misspelling I actually quite enjoyed that post. :clap:

I think it's more apathy than anything. I tried to care, but I just couldn't. Meh.

Jeff Goldblum and Betty White.