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Mass Effect. Playing as a biotic adept never gets old.

I would like this on a poster, please.

All right, it's still a good day. The Irish are getting ass pounded in South Bend. :D

The period after ****** gives it away, douche. As does the fact that you still have a posting wall. :hatsoff:

5/10 - you cropped a picture of boobs and put her name on it.

Supposedly, he lives in the Netherlands, not the UK.

I will never watch college football again if that happens. Fuck Boise, TCU, and every other non-BCS program. Get in a real conference. :mad:

If I went to a game in South Bend, would I be allowed to wear my "Fuck the Irish" t-shirt? It says "Rudy was Offsides" on the back...

Who in the purple pope fuck is Karl Pilkington?

Thank you, Tony Robbins. :rolleyes:

I might have if I was in the stands. But Purdue gives my school field passes. I didn't want to reflect badly on them by berating a college *** who was in debilitating pain and just saw his dreams disappear. Now, had it been a road game, all bets were off. He's been horseshit since he got here...

^^ No, we'd still be bad with those three playing. We just wouldn't be as bad. Marve was ****** in pain on the Gator when he went past me. I suppose it would have been a bad time to tell him to throw the goddamn ball down field... EDIT: Why the fuck is Stanford throwing jump balls into double...

Yeah, I was at the game again because I'm an idiot. I still thought and hoped (even today in the 4th quarter) that we could turn it around and be a decent team. But no, that's not going to be the case. Robert "Bob" Marve went down in the 2nd quarter with what is being called a "career ending"...

^^ When your team is this bad, there's no such thing as too early. There's a chance we could lose. To fucking Toledo. :facepalm:

Getting ready for bed. Bars open at 7:00 tomorrow for Breakfast Club and I need to be prepared. Oh yeah, there's a football game too: Purdue vs. Toledo. Boiler Up!

Wrigley

310. If you take that number and divide it by Brett Favre's jersey number, it gives you the total number of seasons he's played in the NFL. Scary...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=317341 :*****:

******/10

7/10

Tit fuck for sure.

Yeah, and your siggy is going to be deleted for ********* the maximum size limits (575x100) at FO. If I don't get extra space to work with, nobody does.

Holy day late post, :batman:! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=443194

Wow, she needs a big bowl of shut up stew. Her voice is awful and her looks aren't that great either.

How has the OP's signature not been deleted yet? It's clearly over the size limit. If I don't get extra space to work with, nobody does! :mad:

Yes, that's why I told them not to nominate me for MOTW or POTW. I'm considering doing the same for SOTW as well.

I changed it because I don't give a fuck. SOTW is a joke. It's a popularity contest. The best sig (mine) rarely wins. I'm using Adobe Fireworks CS5 to animate my siggy. Yes, it's a much better program than what you have on your phone. It's better than what anyone else uses as well. It scrolls...

Re: The dinosaur with 15 horns that looked like a 'giant rhino with a supersized head Dinosaurs are awesome. There are so many times where a pet Velociraptor would have come in handy.

Are we looking at the same *****? Why the long face?

They left off my favorite: "Change! Yes we can." I realize it was more of an electoral strategy, but oh well. Still waiting though. Maybe it was delayed...:dunno:

I know, right? $20? :eek: Hell, I'd stuff a bra and do it for ten.

What a waste of $20,000...

I'm surprised Greg didn't try to sell you on the superiority of European porn.

Give me a link to a pic or pics that you want to use.

Sure, give me some links to pictures that you want to use. Also, do you want it to be scrolling? Do you want your name on it anywhere?

^^ Replace blows with pounds and switch the names around. Now it's accurate. She's a ***** in bed...

Okay, so are the women in these videos realistic too? I haven't seen that many 110 lb, 36DD women walking around either. If you want to watch normal people go at it, watch some amateur porn.

Yeah... It's ******* to host published content like that unless you own the material. This explains why your download link is ****** on FO. It would be in your best interest not to post something like that again.

This comment at the bottom by one of the readers sums up my feelings very succinctly:

Or you're awesome like me and get to choose your own...

I don't play the lottery. It seems that the only people who do are the ones who can least afford to do so. You could have at least sent Sara Jean Underwood instead. I'm not asking for much here... :mad:

I jumped A Ry's bones.

Considering that he can't even spell animated correctly or generally even form a coherent thought, the odds of him figuring out how to use a program like Adobe Fireworks to produce a quality, animated gif signature... Well, I have a better chance of banging Sara Jean Underwood and winning the...

Argh! :mad: I'll make one for you as long as you promise never to bug anyone about a sig again. Ever. For as long as you're here. And if you break that agreement, I swear to Xenu, I'll stab you in the throat.

Speak to me.

I changed her last name. :facepalm: In fact, the name is really an amalgamation of two girls that I loved in elementary school.

That was said about Il Duce, but carry on. :hatsoff:

You already lost, Scooter. Sara > Ashley

I'm married to Sara Jean Underwood. I win.

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