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That sounds exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting.

That was more awkward than a Tiger Woods high five... 1nJfhUGM4Yc Pick it up at 1:39 :facepalm:

Can never go wrong with this: WhwbxEfy7fg :hatsoff:

I think that we need at least six other people to make a post about only having two girls to vote for. :*****:

Can you find some bigger gifs? Jesus Christ, was that encoded for browsing on a Timex watch?

This one works much better when you say it out loud: We just got a call from Tony the yodeling Shetland Pony, he can't be here tonight, he's a little hoarse. (Hoarse/*****, get it, get it? He's a pony so he's a little *****. He also yodels, so he's a little hoarse. Aw fuck it.)

My wife, Sara. (click to enlarge)

No, I don't. Never heard of him. :*****: Indycar > Formula 1

I don't like Muslims. I actually don't like anyone though so that may or may not have been a racist statement.

Your gay is showing. Just sayin'... :tongue:

Strangely enough, the words "Made in Hong Kong" were printed on the bottom of the vase...

:facepalm: Facetiousness. There was some in my post. You missed it.

Jesus Christ. :mad: Take up choir or drama for fuck's sake. Clearly she can't do anything requiring talent.

^^ :facepalm: Fail at life/10

She's not nearly as sexy as the Old Spice guy. Just sayin'...

Yeah? Good for him. But I bet I saw plenty more vagina than he did by that age. And isn't that what really matters?

I love morning sex. The hard part is getting the hotbox in bed next to me in the mood. Women love their beauty *****. :mad: Subtly waking her up with foreplay (oral stimulation) sometimes does the trick. Overtly smacking her in the leg with my dick though is surprisingly not a turn-on.

8/10

If you don't have a fetish, maybe you need one. Here's a little help: Jacqueline Doyle: Bailey Owens:

Wait, what? The Canadians have a mafia? There are like 27 people in that country, what's the point? And what happened to Don Vito Corleone?

Super Bowl wins don't mean ****. If that's the measuring stick then Trent Dilfer is a better QB than Dan Marino. And if Peyton Manning isn't on your list of the top 10 QBs of all-time, you have no business making a list. Peyton is statistically in the top 3 already behind Favre and Marino in...

Is it just me or does the leg in the air look much longer than the leg on the ground? Fuck it, I'd still love test her flexibility in bed.

Mint Berry Crunch!

I believe the official word was that it was a vapor trail. :dunno: It was either that or some swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

Unless you put sex up against water and oxygen, I'm going to choose it every time.

He used to have her in his signature. You should remember that... :dunno:

Meh... you weren't that good last time. But the Cheese Whiz kiddie pool and the trained ferrets were a nice surprise.

:facepalm: Fail/10 All up in the whole thread. It just permeates failure. Everywhere.

"Tell her to make me a sandwich" :1orglaugh I feel like we corrupted Sky. He used to be such a good guy. Take her out to a nice dinner and then make sweet love to her.

I suppose I'll get used to it. Rock the pink and congrats on your OCSM status. :glugglug:

So much for a diplomatic stance, right? :hatsoff:

:popcorn: Fail/10

Fail/10

So would this be an inappropriate time to whine and bitch about getting our passes for the daily draws? If so, I could come back later... :tongue:

I can't believe this many people get so worked up over a goddamn handshake. :mad: If we have more nuclear weapons than you do, we get to choose the appropriate greeting. Deal with it.

When did you get OCSM status? You're not one of us anymore. :( You're all pinkish now.

Re: Favorite posting members... Oh, if I could sue for stupidity, I'd be a millionaire. Especially around here... :tongue: I was only being a jackass. It's my modus operandi.

Really? I knew that my O.C. ******* whimsy was an Autumn Reeser fan, but I had no idea you were as well. I must say, you have good taste. :hatsoff:

If he said it, it must be true. George W. Bush: great president or the greatest president? Only time will tell... [/facetiousness]

Damn. :( I thought you were talking about this Autumn. (Those were some beautiful pics though.)

Re: Favorite posting members... So... are those like cliques, but different? I know they can be very pressing... (see what I did there?)

:1orglaugh Only took him 11 minutes to show the masturbating bear.

LOL, women can't be politicians. How could they run a country and have time to clean house and make sandwiches?

Lebron inspired **** "Quitness" sells out in 3 hours in Cleveland. I guess that's one origin for the name. But they seem to use it quite a bit in Cleveland when referring to King James. http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5387157

Throw some money the victim's way, and I bet you won't hear him complaining anymore. If money can help you avoid prosecution in a hit and run case, it can sure as fuck help shut the victim up too. Everybody wins.

She's not hotter than Gabriella Fox. Just sayin'...

Lebron - overpaid, sellout asshole Favre -spoiled, perverted brat Beck - loud mouthed, hyperbolic half-wit I gave definitions not translations. Oh... that's not what you had in mind, is it? :facepalm:

I did that on purpose as an homage to STDiva. :facepalm:

moar liek Drkh0YLF8rI amirite?

:1orglaugh The guy next to her has the best reaction. In his mind he's thinking, "Are you fuckin' kidding me? I ain't winning **** tonight. Bitches be crazy."