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Let me nitpick as well... it's implausible.

Jesse "The Body" Ventura is a gigantic douche. Nothing wrong with water boarding terrorists (or presumed terrorists). I do like Bush's response to the question though. :1orglaugh

There were only a couple of sites I was interested in winning a pass to so I was pleased to discover that I was the first to bid on Nikki Nova's site for the October 27th-31st winners. I'm glad I won on the day that I did. :D Thank you, FO! And I would high five Petra for her hard work, but...

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Huckabee and Romney should be the front runners. Paul and Pawlenty are pretty far back from them. I won't vote for Palin, so I'm not even mentioning her. I've heard fellow Hoosier Mike Pence as a candidate as well.

8/10 Boooo, we've seen this one before.

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I can't believe that they keep selling out games at Wembley. Brits don't give a fuck about American football. Personally, I think it's retarded. If they wanted to watch the sport, they'd form their own damn teams. But the NFL will continue to do it as long as people buy tickets.

All camera men stopped talking incessantly during the beginning of the film. In fact all unnecessary plot elements and bullshit were removed. Now they just get right down to business. Oh, I dreamed that. Disregard. Who the fuck are you again? The People's Champion does not remember you.

Sad face.

Is this one of the existentialist posts where I'm supposed to question exactly what makes a thread in the first place? I'm not up for deep thought today...

8/10 Classy

I've honestly never heard of you until now. :dunno: Good luck with the plague or whatever it was you were battling. Maybe it was Hittite invaders. Fuck it, I've forgotten already...

I have a strong sense of sour grapes on this board tonight. Maybe it's just me... Scoreboard :D

Instant messenger needs a fundraiser? :dunno: I had no idea they were in such dire straits. That truly is a crisis... Merry Christmas!

<----- Scoreboard. That's right, bitches. :thefinger Now it's the Democrats turn to filibuster all legislation (as we did) so that this nation can be in the same position it is in now when elections roll around again.

None this time. I never used any of my points for anything so I just went all in to try and win a pass to Got Gisele's site last time. I didn't win and wasn't really upset about it. I never even thought about entering this time...

:surprise: I definitely fucking noticed. I hardly missed a game last year and haven't missed one this year (when they've been televised). I have a Patrick fucking Sharp jersey on a hanger right now on my closet door. So yeah, some people noticed. And from one Hawks fan to another :hatsoff:

That would be much less painful than losing every goddamn year! Christ, I don't care if we go all NY style and buy a World Series. Just win one before I die. :mad:

Fuck anyone that's a Giants fan. And fuck you. Yes, you, the person reading this. My fucking Cubs didn't win again for only the 102nd consecutive year. I honestly quit watching in July. I **** my favorite teams. :(

I was laid off/riffed (reduction in *****) at my first teaching job a few years ago. It blows ass, man. I feel your pain.

All right, first game of the year. My Purdue Boilermakers. vs. The University of Indianapolis in exhibition play. My aunt has season tickets and could not be there tonight, and since I'm her favorite nephew, I get first dibs at the tickets. Woo hoo! One of my buddies was going to get tickets as...

I **** your face.

Obama gave me cancer. :(

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=453913 Search function/10

Dude, quit ******** the bong water. :facepalm:

Wear a chastity belt, thick gloves, and chain mail. You've been warned.

Thanks for the rep! Cute profile pic too, BTW. :hatsoff:

Upland is damn good ****. I have some friends from Illinois who always buy it to take home whenever they visit. I think the pale ale is my favorite. Oh yeah, thanks for the rep. :D

Yank, yank. Baseball season ended in July. Fuck the Giants and fuck the Rangers.

That *** has never and will never see a vagina in his life. But at least he has Warcraft.

This. I want it on a t-shirt, a bumper sticker, and a placard that I can carry around. I don't give a fuck about random earthquake victims, cancer patients, or starving people. And I definitely don't give a flying fuck about ***********. If tomorrow, I was stricken with a life threatening...

Mine always shows because it's awesome. Fact. I don't even have to click the button.

I had some issues with market place items not showing up as purchased, but I reset my console and signed into LIVE again, and that resolved it. I agree about making it too childish. If I wanted a fucking Wii, I'd buy one. Related note: anybody getting Kinect? I'm hoping Santa brings me one...

Are you serious? Of course they are. I don't need free **** to admit that. Hell, I've seen high school football programs that are better than Purdue. I love my Boilermakers, but we fucking suck gigantic ass. We were outscored 77-0 over seven quarters of football this year. We had 52 yards of...

I'd destroy him in a foot race. Just sayin'...

Free cookies or t-shirts. I'd do anything for a free shirt. Anything.

Dance, puppet! Dance! Good advertisement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Yes, I'll be voting before I go to work tomorrow. And I'll be voting predominantly GOP. :thumbsup: Do they even have elections in the UK anymore? Winston Churchill has been PM forever...

So they've accomplished everything that they campaigned on? I must have missed that. :dunno: Well ****, why are we even having elections? :elaugh: I'll just wait for the election results. I don't really feel like arguing politics on FO.

:sing: Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss...I catch a beat runnin' like Randy Moss. :sing: Where oh where will he end up next. Now is the time to get out of Minny. That ship is sinking fast. I heard the Colts were on the short list of teams willing to pay him. Quite a few teams would have to pass...

I had no idea crickets grew to 6 inches. But if that's massive, I feel much better about myself. :D

Democrats must be really nervous if their campaign tactics revolve around smearing Republicans. You'd think they'd spend time touting their own accomplishments. Oh yeah... never mind.

Another year-old bump. Is it zombie thread day? Why didn't I get the fucking memo? :mad:

Why thank you! :hatsoff:

I haven't watched the People's Champion in a movie probably since Get Smart. He was pretty good in Walking Tall and I loved The Rundown. It's great that he's making a big time action flick. I don't fault him for doing the Disney movies. Those were probably huge paydays.

Zombies! Why the fuck was this thread revived? :mad: As compensation for clicking on this thread, here are some of WWE Diva Maryse Ouellet's Playboy pictorial: :thumbsup: (click to enlarge)

People don't get that. Probably because of the word romance. :dunno: But bromance is definitely a non sexual term. Take Ben Affleck and Matt Damon: that's of the most well-known bromances. They're good friends, but there isn't any ass pounding going on. That being said, I have a few close...

This is at least two months old. There are already duplicate threads in the funny pictures forum which I don't feel like finding. It's still funny, but you're not the first to post it, Scooter.