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  1. Ace Bandage

    The entire Palin ****** is retarded.

    Jesus Christ, do they need teach the difference between you're and your in Alaska? :mad: I swear to Xenu, if my ******** make that mistake, I will end them. That should have been the focus of the article. **** call each other gay and fag all the time. Big fucking deal.
  2. Ace Bandage

    If your Avatar is a hot chick, that is how I see you

    I can't possibly say "fuck you" to everyone in all of my posts, though I'd like to. That's what my avatar is for. Not only is she saying "fuck you" by flipping the double bird, but she's also doing it topless. I don't know how that situation could be improved upon.
  3. Ace Bandage

    Deep Creampie Pics

    And I have nothing else to add. Thanks for posting! :hatsoff:
  4. Ace Bandage

    I was just thinking...

    This x 8 bazillion.
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    1998-2001 were the Jim Mora years. The defense was 20th or worse ever year. These are the stats from Dungy's tenure until last year. Total Defense 2002 - 8th 2003 - 11th 2004 - 29th 2005 - 11th 2006 - 21st 2007 - 3rd 2008 - 11th 2009 - 18th Points Allowed 2002 - 7th 2003 - 20th 2004...
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    I don't care that much, but trust me, I remember. I shouted many obscenities at my television during those years. And if it wasn't the defense playing like ****, it was our *******, idiot kicker hooking every clutch kick possible. Fucker missed all of his goddamn kicks during the playoffs. :mad...
  7. Ace Bandage

    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Damn, Purdue looked good tonight. At one point the score was 73-17 (103-48 final). Granted, it was Alcorn State, but it was great to see the Boilermakers put some points on the board. Carrol, Marcius, Barlow, Byrd, and Jackson still need to step it up. E'Twaun and JJ can't win every game on...
  8. Ace Bandage

    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    Are you forgetting how awful Indy's defenses have been through the years? Peyton had to put up points because the D couldn't protect a lead. That's the one thing Brady never had to worry about during their title runs. He always had a top ten defense on the other side.
  9. Ace Bandage

    TIME'S Person of the Year 2010

    Stewart and Colbert should win for their rally/march to restore sanity/keep fear alive. Brilliant.
  10. Ace Bandage

    Wanking lube?

    I prefer maple syrup with shards of glass and broken syringes.
  11. Ace Bandage

    Dancing with the Stars... Rigged??

    A friend of mine watches this show religiously and she has bitched constantly about Bristol still being on the show. I wouldn't be surprised if tea baggers were stuffing the ballot box by overzealously texting and calling. I'm not really sure why they care though. I hope that most people don't...
  12. Ace Bandage

    If Next Door Nikki Entered Miss Freeones?

    Whoa, whoa, let's not get crazy here. No need for moderation or intervention. I was my typical jackass, sarcastic self in my post and Mega was his typical condescending, elitist self in his post. No fouls were committed and no offense was taken. Play ball!
  13. Ace Bandage

    8-year old NY Jets fan tackled by adult in Cleveland

    *** got what he deserved. You don't wear an opposing team's jersey into the Dawg Pound. C'mon man!
  14. Ace Bandage

    doggie filmed from below?

    Yeah, it's called doggy position where you can see the girl's stomach and tits but not face.
  15. Ace Bandage

    One night stand

    It's a gas station and convenience store. Where is the funny hiding? I missed it.
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    That's the biggest dumb **** argument in the history of man. By that logic Trent Dilfer is a better QB than Dan Marino, Peyton Manning, and Brett Favre. Defend that. Super Bowls require a total team effort. For example, during each of his title runs Brady had a top ten defense on the other...
  17. Ace Bandage

    If you are against american government, they call you terrorist :)

    GTFO! You're either with us or against us.
  18. Ace Bandage

    Someone PLEASE help me find this awesome scene!!

    ^^ :facepalm: The citrusy link is .org not .com. Go throw yourself off a bridge. To the OP: the movie you described sounds exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting.
  19. Ace Bandage

    If you are against american government, they call you terrorist :)

    If you aren't American, you're a terrorist. Act accordingly.
  20. Ace Bandage

    Hi there everyone!

    Welcome to FO. :wave: The only problem with the picture you posted was that you were clothed. Certainly you can rectify this egregious error with a more revealing photo. In other words, tits or GTFO! :tongue:
  21. Ace Bandage

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    6/10
  22. Ace Bandage

    If Next Door Nikki Entered Miss Freeones?

    That's an implausible hypothetical. She didn't enter, thus predicted results are moot. [/thread]
  23. Ace Bandage

    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Well, it looks like my Boilers aren't the only overrated basketball program in the state of Indiana. Cards are handing it to Butler right now. Go Louisville!
  24. Ace Bandage

    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    If you're hinting at a Pats victory, I could **** you where you stand with my mind powers. :mad: Remember that.
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    I believe my vote is obvious. http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCBVnhVrIT-iI1XmzWLR-f74Di3P8xTeTeBD4DtR-Vfmf-Xme-Aw
  26. Ace Bandage

    It's Getting Awful Pink Around Here!

    Yes. I will accept your concession, noble one.
  27. Ace Bandage

    It's Getting Awful Pink Around Here!

    I didn't mention duration. I merely pointed out that the contest spans three months. Which technically it does. Once again, and as always, I'm right. :D I haven't been wrong since kindergarten. Check in, brah!
  28. Ace Bandage

    It's Getting Awful Pink Around Here!

    November, December, January. That's three months, right? Am I taking crazy pills?
  29. Ace Bandage

    It's Getting Awful Pink Around Here!

    Holy three month contest, :batman: This lasts until January. :surprise: Oh boy...
  30. Ace Bandage

    Please vote for me - Miss Freeones - video & pics inside :-)

    Was that a subtly veiled threat, Mr. Moderator? I haven't done anything wrong, have I? :innocent face:
  31. Ace Bandage

    Bianca Kajlich is hot!

    I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Seriously, she ***** over last week. I let her stay all night after I ravaged her. We didn't cuddle though. After she made me a sandwich, I went to *****.
  32. Ace Bandage

    Please vote for me - Miss Freeones - video & pics inside :-)

    And so it begins. It's going to start getting real pink around here. :facepalm:
  33. Ace Bandage

    who s your top deep throat queen?

    One of my exes. She was bat ****, off the grid crazy, but she could suck a dick.
  34. Ace Bandage

    OMG!! some 1 help me ID this hot!! chick!!

    I wish. :( But sadly, clothed only.
  35. Ace Bandage

    OMG!! some 1 help me ID this hot!! chick!!

    Ashton Von More from that set.
  36. Ace Bandage

    Philadelpha Eagles blow out Washington Redskins on Monday Night Football

    We have an NFL thread. Post your comments there. Every fucking game doesn't need its own thread.
  37. Ace Bandage

    OCSM'S, what is on your menu?

    I see your Road Dogg and raise you this: _dvb6TGm-cQ :1orglaugh @ 3:43
  38. Ace Bandage

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Yes, but she couldn't handle me... :tongue:
  39. Ace Bandage

    OCSM'S, what is on your menu?

    WGAFF - Who gives a flyin' fuck
  40. Ace Bandage

    >>>BETA TEST Miss FreeOnes 2011<<<

    Speaking of Nikki Nova (and since all bitching), I won the pass to her site in the daily draw. When do I get the login info for that? I think I sent a PM to Petra about a week ago and haven't heard anything back. You all saw the picture posted above. I'm seriously missing out here. :mad: I'd...
  41. Ace Bandage

    Man ****** to eat own beard after lawnmower argument

    Man ****** to eat own lawnmower after beard argument would have been more entertaining.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Steeler vs Patriots tonight

    Yeah, bring on the Pats, bitch! Indy is going to ass fuck the **** out of New England. Peyton fucking Manning > Tom Brady [/overzealous rant] It should be a good game. I do think that the Pats have the edge. They've been playing well lately and the Colts have too many injuries. We barely...
  43. Ace Bandage

    Freeones test-

    The mods know better than to fuck with me. :angels: Plus, everyone knows that I'm Petra's favorite. And the one two-year-old that did pwn me ended up getting drop kicked off an overpass. So that doesn't even count! :mad:
  44. Ace Bandage

    Best Remake of the New Decade!

    But he dances pretty well for a white guy.
  45. Ace Bandage

    Freeones test-

    Pwnage! :elaugh:
  46. Ace Bandage

    Sunday Night Football on NBC song

    These songs have lyrics? :dunno: All I see is Faith Hill in a short skirt... (and Peyton Manning, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and Dwight Freeney running through corn) OpeZmCrO1Ls
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