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  1. Ace Bandage

    One Almighty statue: Poles build 167ft Jesus Christ to rival Rio's

    I figured they would stop building these things after one was destroyed by lightning in Ohio. Isn't there a commandment against making this sort of thing anyway? I should probably know this, but I never really paid attention during church. :o
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    Who is looking forward to Conan O'Brien's show tonight?

    Most definitely. Well, at least until The Colbert Report comes on. I need my daily dose of satire. :D
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    18-year-old gets ****** at party by savages

    How many days until Jesse Jackson or the Rev. Al Sharpton get involved on behalf of the accused? They seem to appear whenever they believe African Americans are being marginalized.
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    Cleveland's response to Lebron's Nike commercial.

    I don't really know why. :dunno: But I would be angry if #18 left the Colts to go play QB somewhere else. And Reggie Miller might not be my favorite NBA player of all-time if he had left to go play somewhere else during his career. People get attached to athletes that play in their cities...
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    >> Input please: thumbs or text?

    Ugh, I **** agreeing with Mega. :tongue: But thumbs for sure. It gives me a preview of the girl before I even click the name. I don't know how that could be any better. Well, I suppose that if clicking on a thumb caused my CD drive to distribute two strips of freshly cooked bacon, that would be...
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    Spotting porn stars

    But Duke? Really? That's almost as bad as the Yankees. At least you're a Cubs fan too though. That's your saving grace. :thumbsup:
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    2257 Law

    From the Cornell Law website: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/18/usc_sec_18_00002257----000-.html I'm not sure what you need to know specifically, but I have a feeling that will answer your questions. :hatsoff:
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    wife or girlfriends that are models

    ^^ Any reason why you typed that twice? Yes, that keeps me up at night. It often causes me to cry myself to *****. :rolleyes: That was a PM from waxer. :1orglaugh Oh, I like this guy already. He may not last long because of his horrendous grammar and spelling and penchant for flaming, but...
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    wife or girlfriends that are models

    It's okay. Nobody was that interested anyway.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    ****** of Pearl, what the fuck was that about? Did the Cowboys ***** walk through the game? How do you not fire Wade Phillips after a performance like that? Clearly, this team is not moving in the right direction. They literally have nothing positive to take out of that game. Just a pitiful...
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    18 Iconic Products That America Doesn't Make Anymore

    We are the leading exporters of truth, justice, and the American way. USA! USA! USA!
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    World's Amazing Sexual Records

    It's not really forbidden. Some of you are just too incompetent to right click on the link, copy link location, and paste into the address bar. Hit enter and... Disco! Works 90% of the time.
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    Who is your favourite FreeOnes member?

    Re: Favorite posting members... I would stalk you... if I knew who you were. As it is, I don't know who the fuck you are. You have 164 posts and I've never seen you before. :dunno: I could care less about significant (note the correct spelling) contributions from any member here. It's a porn...
  14. Ace Bandage

    Samantha Kelly

    Re: I am new here!! Come say hi! Um, your hands are in the way of your boobs. That is disrupting my view. Please rectify this in a future post. Regards.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Oh, I definitely agree with the blown calls. The blow to the head call on Peyton was a joke, especially when you consider that it gave Indy a first down after an incomplete pass on 4th and 20. Two plays earlier, he was hit in the helmet harder than on the the play that was flagged and nothing...
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    Spotting porn stars

    If I saw you in public, I would make a gigantic scene. :tongue: I'd probably yell like a school girl at a Justin Bieber concert, hop up and down, and faint.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Damn, Eagles were the better team tonight. No doubt about it. Colts were outplayed tonight and both of Peyton's interceptions were awful passes. Injuries have depleted this team, but we didn't play well enough to win tonight.
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    5/10 Tits or GTFO!
  19. Ace Bandage

    Favorite US Sport

    Baseball. "The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us...
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    The hit on Collie shows the problem with the NFL right now. I understand the need to protect players, but that hit was a perfectly legal hit. Football is a dangerous sport and people get hurt. When that happens, it doesn't always merit a penalty. In this case, the defender tried to hit Collie...
  21. Ace Bandage

    Weirdest movie ever?

    Mulholland Drive. What the fuck was that movie about? Naomi Watts gets topless though, so it was worth it. :thumbsup:
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    Favorite NFL player(s) before the 1980s.

    The Golden Arm, Johnny U.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    I hope that was a joke. :facepalm: Flutie was a decent QB for a few years and was always a great underdog story. But Peyton is the best QB of his generation. Flutie is nowhere near his level.
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    Eric Cantor is asking for ideas on how to cut spending...

    ******** all poor people.
  25. Ace Bandage

    For all the Bieber Lovers/Haters...

    Awesome. :1orglaugh I guess that whole lesbian thing was just a facade. (POTW?)
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    Rate the signature above you

    7/10 Not bad a whimsical production.
  27. Ace Bandage

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Yeah... probably the member above me as well. :shy:
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Yes, as a matter of fact they were playing the Indiana School for the Blind. It's exhibition play though. It doesn't matter who you play because it doesn't affect anything - ranking or record. Every team plays a nobody for their first game of the year. Purdue is no different.
  29. Ace Bandage

    You gotta bug up your ass? What's the deal, dude?

    You gotta bug up your ass? What's the deal, dude?
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    Rate the signature above you

    8/10
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    Daily Draw Complete Winner List! See if you won a 1 month pass!

    The PMs are for people who have won but need to choose a site. They need to do that before November 6th. You've already chosen your site (Mariah), so you're good to go. Petra is in the process of emailing the sites to get the passes. All you have to do now is sit back and wait for a PM that...
  32. Ace Bandage

    "I'm a newbie, spank me!" Help?

    I did that once. I nearly died. :cthulhu:
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    animated GIF's

    575x100. My signature is maximum size (subtle innuendo :D) if you need a frame of reference.
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    iPhone v Android v BlackBerry

    I have an iPhone 4. The artist made my boobs too small. I'm also much more voluptuous and sensual. Other than that though, that's how I fancy myself...
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    Arwyn, aka Busty Simi http://www.freeones.com/html/a_links/Arwyn/ If you want to thank...

    Arwyn, aka Busty Simi http://www.freeones.com/html/a_links/Arwyn/ If you want to thank someone, thank DOA. He had me make a siggy featuring her, and that's how I discovered her. :hatsoff:
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    Best Sports Person of 2010

    1. Peyton Manning 2. Jonathan Toews 3. Drew Christopher Brees
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    The most energetic, exciting Rock interview ever!

    +2. I miss the People's Champion. :( One of my favorite promos below. Now that is a Rock interview. Dzv8j0NCk6w
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    Of course! They're amazing. And Kimmie is so hot! [/sarcasm]

    Of course! They're amazing. And Kimmie is so hot! [/sarcasm]
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    You and your seasonal siggys... :facepalm:

    You and your seasonal siggys... :facepalm:
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    Gentlemen, how Protective Were/Are You of Your Sisters and ***?

    I didn't have any sisters but I was (still am) protective of my two younger brothers, one of whom is a police officer and really doesn't even need it any more. :o Good example: The three of us play basketball at the co-rec on Purdue's campus. Those two are the scorers, I play defense inside...
  41. Ace Bandage

    Test Area V

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    No, I don't want that. It just came across like you were serious. People don't always know when...

    No, I don't want that. It just came across like you were serious. People don't always know when you're joking. And since it was my first week it didn't look good to already have someone questioning what I was doing. But if you were joking, that's fine. All in good fun.
  43. Ace Bandage

    I don't always have it. Especially after a personal ******. This would be one of those times...

    I don't always have it. Especially after a personal ******. This would be one of those times. It's the fucking Internet. I can't hear sarcastic tones.
  44. Ace Bandage

    I'm not really sure what your deal is, but I didn't nominate myself. I generally don't get angry...

    I'm not really sure what your deal is, but I didn't nominate myself. I generally don't get angry with people on here but I'm only filling in for HB because nobody else wanted to. If you any other concerns, voice them on my user page. There's no reason to bitch about it on the SOTW page.
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    Test Area V

    I know, I know, all my siggys look the same. :rolleyes: I wasn't posting for comments, I was posting to see how it looked and whether it animated correctly. I found a way to make the animated gif have a higher resolution and look sharper. I also added a pattern overlay to the font just to see...
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    UK TV Newsreaders

    When did they get television in the UK? I thought the Battle of Britain had shut down most of the workforce. Hmm, good to see that they're rebuilding.
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    What atheists cry out during sex

    So nobody else screams out "Hail Xenu, dictator of the Galactic Confedereacy?" :shy:
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    Test Area V

    Valerie Mason
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    Managing legend Sparky Anderson dies at age 76

    The first manager to lead teams to titles in both leagues. Truly a baseball legend, he will be missed. ESPN has been all over the coverage today with interviews and stories about him from people who knew him. Great stuff. Sad day for baseball. :(
  50. Ace Bandage

    For rock and wrestling lovers..

    Meh... where were the sweaty men in hot tights? I mean... boobs! Hell yeah!
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