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  1. Ace Bandage

    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    Helluva game. :( I hope we see them again in the playoffs. 25 consecutive wins at home. :hatsoff: to Tom Terrific. This one really hurt though.
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    Okay, by that logic: Terry Bradshaw > Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, and Dan Marino. :facepalm: As usual, Alex is completely fucking wrong.
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    What pisses you off?

    Sports teams from Massachusetts. :mad:
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    You need to stop ******** the bong water. I **** Brady with every fiber of my being, but he's a damn good QB. And he was the better QB on this day. He hasn't made any mistakes and that's more than you can say for Peyton. As a result, his team is in position to win.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    28-14 is nearly impossible to come back from in Foxboro. Pats have outplayed Indy all day long. As much as I'd love to see a comeback, I just don't think it's in the cards. EDIT: And I hope somebody cut off a route early because that pass wasn't anywhere near anyone. Yikes. You can't have...
  6. Ace Bandage

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    21-14 at half. I'll take it. We need to shore up our defense and find a pass rush somewhere. NE receivers are running around uncovered and we can't pressure Brady at all. The offense is in sync, but losing Collie is a big blow. It's tough to throw the ball when two of your receivers and your...
  7. Ace Bandage

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Horrible, horrible fucking throw by Peyton. What in the fuck was that? Blair White can't jump ******* feet straight up. Fuckin' A, that's an inauspicious start. EDIT: :facepalm: Oh boy. Three play dive and we're already down 7-0. As I thought, this one could get ugly...
  8. Ace Bandage

    ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ (last day to vote!)

    Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ ^^ I'd rep you again, but I have to spread it around first. I'll get you again later. :hatsoff:
  9. Ace Bandage

    Vote Jinxypie - fan signs, thank-yous, and banter

    :shakes fist: Damn you and your allegiances!
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    Vote Jinxypie - fan signs, thank-yous, and banter

    I haven't voted for anyone yet, nor do I plan to. So technically, I haven't not voted for you either. But hypothetically, if I did, would you make a sign that read: "Fuck Duke, Boiler Up!" :elaugh:
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    Pope Benedict XVI : "Condoms sometimes permissible to stop AIDS"

    Yeah, I'm sure that all the devout Catholic prostitutes were just giddy after this announcement. :rolleyes:
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    ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ (last day to vote!)

    Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ This thread and a couple of the other ones on the main page are exactly why I avoid this contest like the fuckin' plague. Everything degenerates into constant bickering and fighting. It's like a magnet for flame wars. My votes for today went to Zander (who...
  13. Ace Bandage

    What's your typical weekend?

    Friday I usually go out to dinner with drinks following afterward. Occasionally I'll go out to the clubs. On Saturday I watch football while cleaning, doing laundry, and grading. If I get everything finished, then I go out. Today I was informed that I had to hang Christmas lights even though...
  14. Ace Bandage

    New Nike NFL jersey's?

    The guy on the message board says that his friend made the design for the jerseys. They're not official at all. It's just (very poor) fan art at this point. I doubt that Nike is going to come in and completely re-design the jerseys. They damn sure aren't going to change the helmets, unlike the...
  15. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Jesus goddamn fuckin' Christ! How in the fuckin' fuck do you give up 3 TDs in 6 minutes? And what the fuck was Henry doing on that throw out of the endzone? Who the fuck was that to? This loss rests squarely on the shoulders of the coaching staff. I'm sick and fuckin' tired of our...
  16. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Purdue is up 21-13 on Sparty in East Lansing. :surprise: Surprisingly, the Boilers have played pretty well so far. A pick six by Ricardo Allen, an 80 yard run by Keith Carlos, and a 90 yard drive from Bob Henry to end the first half. Where the fuck has this team been all year? Boiler Up!
  17. Ace Bandage

    ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ (last day to vote!)

    Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Okay, is it just me, or was the picture that Nikki posted from her car incredibly hot? Damn, she looks good. :lovecoupl
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    wife or girlfriends that are models

    ^^ It's Miss Hybrid. She has a huge following on this site. She's a very active OCSM so her pictures tend to be everywhere. Her thread
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    i like to know from you .

    Somebody doesn't own Photoshop...
  20. Ace Bandage

    Skating With The Stars Contestant ...

    I hope that one of these "***********" (and I use the term very loosely) has his throat cut by while trying to do a lift. That would make the show worth watching. If you could guarantee that one of these douche bags was going to ***** to death on the ice, I might consider tuning in.
  21. Ace Bandage

    I wish people would mind there own business

    Sadly, I cannot yet rep ye again. Forsooth, it was deserved. :(
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    The Politics of the Miss Freeones Contest

    More proof that this is just a giant popularity contest. People are going to vote for their favorites regardless of anything else. That's pretty much why I don't bother participating. Side note: I bet Mariah could really throw down in a brawl. Imagine her and Gisele mud wrestling naked or...
  23. Ace Bandage

    reverse image search or something else similar

    What in the fuckin' french toast are you talking about? -twUCEfzrDk
  24. Ace Bandage

    Fansigns and shiz for SpexyAshleigh voters! :D

    I have no intention of voting in this contest, but your boobs look awesome. Just sayin'... Maybe I'll make you a fan sign. :D
  25. Ace Bandage

    NFL Cheerleaders: Week 10

    I'll take my Blackhawks' ice girls over NFL cheerleaders any day. Proof: here, here, here here, and here.
  26. Ace Bandage

    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    Personally, I think that this is the one that matters most: And the panel was unanimous on this one. Side note: Here's a poll between Peyton and Tom on completely arbitrary subjects. Must have been a slow day at ESPN. :dunno: Now we're cursed...
  27. Ace Bandage

    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    Just because I love :*****: Today's feature story on the ESPN NFL home page is a comparison between Tom Terrific and Peyton fuckin' Manning. The headline reads: Peyton was voted superior in 11 of 15 categories. It's actually a pretty good read even if you're a Brady fan. They point out his...
  28. Ace Bandage

    Transsexuals, pre-op or post op??

    ^^ Oh, this should be good. :popcorn: Nobody is better than TT at going off on a meaningless tangent with very little provocation.
  29. Ace Bandage

    Which Kind Of Sex Produces The Most Sperm?

    You can ejaculate Crisco? :eek: Jesus Christ, you fat fuck. Michael Moore can't even do that.
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    Rolling Stone Hands Out Another Sleazy 5 Star Review (This time to Mr. West)

    :surprise: You're not insinuating that they would compromise their journalistic integrity in order to turn a profit. That's preposterous. Why... that's just unheard of.
  31. Ace Bandage

    Which Kind Of Sex Produces The Most Sperm?

    Don't ejaculate for six weeks and then have sex. You'll produce enough sperm to drown a wolverine.
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    Rolling Stone Hands Out Another Sleazy 5 Star Review (This time to Mr. West)

    I'm not sure what I'm more surprised by: the fact that people still read RS or the fact that people still buy albums.
  33. Ace Bandage

    Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still missing

    Re: Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still miss Thanks! :D Something is different in your user box though. Your avatar looks the same. But you changed your name? :surprise: Why doesn't it surprise me that some people didn't realize that Jane B and Jane...
  34. Ace Bandage

    Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still missing

    Re: Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still miss Good for you. I feel differently and neither one of us is wrong. :hatsoff:
  35. Ace Bandage

    Miss FreeOnes voting?

    Yeah... in the same way that being acknowledged by a stripper would make one feel special. Ulterior motives. Women usually have one.
  36. Ace Bandage

    Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still missing

    Re: Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still miss Meh, people die every day. I feel no sympathy for these victims because I didn't know them.
  37. Ace Bandage

    Where is your favorite place to sperm?

    Inside my girlfriend's shampoo bottle. Have some more protein in your Pro V.
  38. Ace Bandage

    If you have negative rep (the red bars under your name), you can't rep people. Thanks anyway...

    If you have negative rep (the red bars under your name), you can't rep people. Thanks anyway though. :hatsoff:
  39. Ace Bandage

    Philadelpha Eagles blow out Washington Redskins on Monday Night Football

    Don't bitch about rep, it's meaningless. Much like Dancing with the Stars, soccer, and most of Europe. That's why we have a search function. You can use it just like the rest of us. Yeah, good call. My reply was the only one. A thread was not needed. Don't make any more. Post all of your...
  40. Ace Bandage

    Today is "Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day"

    Just like any other Thursday for me...
  41. Ace Bandage

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    6/10
  42. Ace Bandage

    Miss FreeOnes voting?

    I don't vote. No contestant is giving me any of her winnings so it doesn't concern me. Why would I care who wins?
  43. Ace Bandage

    I love Dominican cheerleaders

    I like turtles.
  44. Ace Bandage

    Best Comic Book Movie(s) To Date?

    How do you date a comic book movie? And where do you stick your dick if the relationship progresses?
  45. Ace Bandage

    What are you listening to right now?

    ^^ Um... I'm the better Andronicus. Just sayin'. Pphrk6wE5aw
  46. Ace Bandage

    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    I thought you always had to outscore the opponents to win the game. :dunno: My point was that Peyton has only had top 10 defenses (total defense) twice during his time in Indy. Brady had top 10 defenses during all three of his title runs and the SB loss to the Giants. Sortable team stats here
  47. Ace Bandage

    TIME'S Person of the Year 2010

    No fucking ****. I **** feel good stories. :mad: I was hoping they'd get buried alive. Just sayin'...
  48. Ace Bandage

    Deep Creampie Pics

    I'm pretty sure that makes him gay. :dunno: I'll need to check the manual first in order to be certain. But generally I don't think that straight guys eat the baby paste, per se.
  49. Ace Bandage

    Anyone get their pass?

    I sent Petra a PM a couple of days ago about when I might expect my pass to Nikki Nova's site and she promptly responded thusly: :1orglaugh I thanked her and told her it was no big deal, I was just curious. It's probably good that I took a nonchalant tone lest she send Cthulu to smite me in my...
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