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Er, that wasn't sarcasm. :dunno: I've watched their last two games on Sunday Ticket. Not sure why, but I've been pulling for them. Sometimes even I like to see the underdog win...

I feel bad for the Bills. Two straight overtime losses. The team is really fighting every week for a win. It's a shame for them to not see any results on the field.

Ben Affleck :dunno:

**** the girlfriend. Then you'll no longer feel guilty for having feelings for her friend. Problem solved, you're welcome. :hatsoff:

That was a quote from a movie. And I'll call it whatever the fuck I want to call it: soccer, fútbol, or smallish, dainty men chasing a ball around for ninety minutes. Football is played with pads and helmets by real men.

This is what I think of when I think of pageants. lj3iNxZ8Dww Well, at least she looks good.

Fuckin' calm down, Greg. It's soccer, it's soccer... :facepalm:

There are 327 people in Canada and nine million square miles of land to cover. How the fuck do you still have Halloween?

And we have a winner. [/thread]

The fuck is wrong with people? The worst thing I ever got for Halloween was a Mounds or Almond Joy bar. I'm guessing though that not everyone went trick or treating inside a gated community. Everybody knows that poor people don't give great candy...

Never heard of him. :dunno: Ivanka Trump turns 29 today though...

Definitely not better than Death Cab. Just sayin'...

What exactly were the Irish practicing in 60 mph wind conditions? Something tells me that would adversely affect the passing game. And it's not like the weather is going to be like that during any of their games this year. You have one of the best indoor practice facilities in all of college...

He got booted off private property for trespassing and assault. Seems reasonable to me. Your right to free speech doesn't give you a pass to go wherever the fuck you want and do whatever the fuck you want.

Might want to check your math, Scooter. We'd be lucky to be 3 billion in debt...

If you're interested, that's Kimberly Phillips as Marty McFly and Jessica Danielle Hall as Doc Brown.

You mean besides ******* and eating small ********? Obama gets a 6. Again though, it's only been two years. He still has time to improve.

WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2011

I'll be rooting for anybody but them. Yes, even the Lakers or Celtics. Fuck Lebron! :mad: Go Pacers!

**cough** POST GAMES FORUM **cough** Ahem, just need to clear my throat...

Carmella Bing. She disagreed.

Re: Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quara I didn't read any of the other posts in this thread and I don't even care what this post was in reference to, but that was fucking awesome. :high five:

Let me know when they auction off Natalie Portman.

0/10. No image = no tits. GTFO!

Fuckin'-A, man! :mad: I had procured a version of LimeWire Pro. There weren't any viruses and downloads were consistently high quality. Lot of fucking good that does me now...

Peyton fuckin' Manning must be in the top 20. I approve.

EDIT: Fuck you fuckin' double post monkey. I hit the fuckin' button once. :mad:

Well, she's technically correct. Separation is implied in the Constitution, and the government is prohibited from implementing a state religion. However, the phrase "separation of church and state" does not actually exist anywhere in the Constitution. I understand what she's trying to prove...

People who ask me to donate to charity. I went into a gas station yesterday to get a bottle of Gatorade and prepay my pump. I paid with cash, and the lady asked me if I wanted to donate my change (coins) to the Boys and Girls Club. Or I'm at the supermarket and they ask if I want to donate one...

Nope, not really interested in correcting everyone, but ****** apostrophes irritate the fuck out of me. And they stand out like sore thumbs. :mad: I have a life though, thank you. Coincidentally, I teach tenth graders, and most of them understand how to correctly use an apostrophe. Maybe you'll...

I like turtles.

I once stole Mike Tyson' tiger, married a stripper, and stole $10,000 from a Chinese man at a casino who I later ********* and stuffed in the trunk of a car. Good times... Seriously though, I don't usually ***** enough to do anything stupid. :o I dated a really wild girl during college so I had...

No, he initially stomped on her head for America. The other stomps could have been for freedom or democracy.

OpeZmCrO1Ls Best. Intro. Ever. :45 -:48 = epic.

What an ugly skank. That should be reason enough to stomp her head in. She was clearly there to incite a reaction from people (note the sign), so I don't have any sympathy for her. Unfortunately for her, she bit off a little more than she could chew. She's lucky they didn't curb stomp her.

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I'm not even going to bother clicking the links. Esquire is a fashion magazine. :facepalm: What the fuck do they know about politics?

Lies! Everyone knows that the police only pull over or tase minorities. I call bullshit.

Quit stealing my goddamn words you useless cesspools of stagnant diarrhea. :mad: You fucks don't get to say "besmirch."

Meh/10. I've had better.

Just out of curiosity, what's the apostrophe doing there? :dunno: On topic, Tess Taylor has some great tattoos. I'm especially partial to the ones on her feet. Not sure why though...

I don't think that species ever existed... Well, maybe here.

Who is this roody ***?

More here and here. The Hawks have the hottest ice girls. Fact.

Did Michael Jordan bring him a fresh pair of boxer briefs for his hospital stay?

Random NFL flashback (my favorite George Teague moment): apkWhGErPBU It's crazy that this was ten years ago... :eek:

7/10. It's a little pixelated...

NCAA Football 11. Purdue is an A+ overall and going for their third consecutive national title. Fear the Boilermakers!

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