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  1. maildude

    Gay Superheroes

    Wow. I really wouldn't want ***** to buy me a ***** in a gay bar. If I ever was in one, I mean...:cool:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    --Congrats to Mallett's Marzipans for a helluva win over LSUsed. Petrino has coached a good season, and look for Ark in the post season.:clap: --The real loser in Boise State's loss isn't Boise...it's TCU. Because whoever they play in the post season is REALLY gonna **** 'em!:*****: --Shannon is...
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    My Fav Christmas......

    I like the way the angel is pole-dancing on top of the tree. But now the tree is *****. And I am looking for that angel...did she get that bottle I asked for at thu stat store?....uh...I like cristms...
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Love to see the Buccaneers win. But I picked Atlanta to win the division...:******:
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    Lewis tops list of NBA’s most overpaid players

    Let the short-sighted NBA owners spend over their heads. Who cares? Maybe when the bubble bursts open, those owners will have to settle on sanely-paid players, and games with hard-playing nonstars instead of street wise primadonnas. I bet the fans would like it, too. There's nothing more...
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    'Nova is in trouble. The Vols haven't played great, but they're keeping the 'Cats at bay.
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    New 'dog only' **** hits shelves

    Dogs will ***** any kinda ****. Except for Miller.
  8. maildude

    HAPPY TURKEYEAT DAY!!!! ...and many more.

    HAPPY TURKEYEAT DAY!!!! ...and many more.
  9. maildude

    How Old is Too Old to Perform

    I'm closing in on that number myself. And I find my...whadya call it...horniness factor...is a lot weaker. So I say to you, ma'am, do what makes ya feel good. You spring chicken!! :hatsoff:
  10. maildude

    Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!

    Do the hunters ***** its ***** after they **** it?
  11. maildude

    Gay Superheroes

    A gay cowboy??????:eek:
  12. maildude

    Gay Superheroes

    Hey! I just "found" this!! http://www.afterelton.com/blog/lylemasaki/gay-superheroes-you-havent-heard-of
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Beau Brady waited until the second half for his Thanksgiving dinner, feasting on Lion weaknesses for the big win. While N.O. looks good, Cowboy mistakes have overshadowed Kitna's obvious attempts at leadership in this game. 20-6 at half. Congrats to Buehler.:clap:
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    Gay Superheroes

    After gorging ourselves this Thanksgiving, and watching football...O.K. replays of the Macy's parade...me and the boys started talking about comic book superheroes. Then, completely by chance, the topic of gay superheroes came up. I, of course, didn't know of any. Really. So I did a little...
  15. maildude

    Would you go down on a Hairy Pussy ???

    Already have. Anything else?:dunno:
  16. maildude

    Random TSA Hilarity.

    Old Lady At O'Hare: They touched me everywhere...they groped me, they put their hands on all of my special areas...it was the most excited I've been since 1970!
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    North Korea/South Korea

    Oh...and I'm also smarter at sports. :D
  18. maildude

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    Interesting to see whether this Miami trifecta ends up biting them in the ass because of clashing egos.
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    I like UConn, but the NCAA doesn't right now. And that's gonna dog them all season.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Detroit hasn't won a Turkey Day game in seven years...plus they haven't lost by fewer than eleven points in them. New England--drop the points. New Orleans has Shockey ready, along with safeties Jenkins and Sharper. If Bush is ready as well, they look pretty good, especially since the team has...
  21. maildude

    Hmmm ...

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=456434&highlight=vowel
  22. maildude

    North Korea/South Korea

    Not military knowledge. I'm just smarter than you in history. :hatsoff:
  23. maildude

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    That I am not out in the cold rain, living under an overpass. Also, that GregC only makes an appearance once every February.
  24. maildude

    I'll Be Your Loyal Companion

    Exactly what I thought.
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    Hardcore criminal names

    Naw. Usually it's the police who give the names. Here're a few of my favorites: Carl "The East Side Barbecuer" Clayton Hobbes: Terrorized East St. Louis residents for months in 1987 for leaving his outdoor barbecue burning all day...with the remains of his innocent victims! Sadie "Ballbuster"...
  26. maildude

    Favorite Thanksgiving Dish???

    White meat, rolls, candied carrots, cranberry sauce and dry, white ****.
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    North Korea/South Korea

    Good points. And somebody tell ***** that the Zulus beat the hell out of the British with spears. Yeah Britain eventually won, but look at the cost.
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    I need *****.:( Well at least Lucas woke the hell up and we beat Washington. Who wants to lose to the Huskies twice in a row?
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    The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.

    Oh! I see you're up now! Here's some tea and crackers!:facepalm:
  30. maildude

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Fuck Me Faye and her gaggle of Fuckmates. Plus, they wax your car!
  31. maildude

    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Field Of Dreams. You know what? Ray Liotta doesn't look like Shoeless Joe. Sean Penn looks a lot like Shoeless Joe. Maybe somebody oughtta tell Penn's agent.:confused:
  32. maildude

    What do you think about.... (warning: philosophical content)

    I'm just as rational as the next asshole.:mad:
  33. maildude

    North Korea/South Korea

    If a war begins on the Korean peninsula, America doesn't stand a chance. Maybe Obama needs to speed up the return of troops from Iraq and Afghanistan, so that they can be redeployed in Korea...for their seventh tour. Looks like, if this escalates, the draft might be...you know...
  34. maildude

    what game are you playing right now?

    Free Congress II: Obama's Revenge for the Whhat system.
  35. maildude

    Drake Haircut Fail??

    It may look cool now, but wait until Harry Potter busts his ass.
  36. maildude

    Does anyone actually own those real dolls???

    I tried to order a RealDoll that looked like GregCentauro, so I could take it to the ape house at the ***. I figured it might help increase the species. But the RealDoll people wouldn't make it, because they said it was "unnatural." They saw the pictures I sent and they claimed they were...
  37. maildude

    Farting In The Shower

    You can fast anywhere. Not just in a shower. Fasting cleanses your body of negativity and corruption, as the Buddhists say. Fasting is a good idea if one wants to reach spiritual evenness. :bowdown:
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    Oprah Winfrey gives away 275 New Volkswagen Beetles to her audience

    Great prize!! Oh, wait...they were built on an American assembly line?? :eek::eek::facepalm:
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    Error

    I run the same browser. I haven't had this yet. But I'll bet it's coming...hell, everything else has. What is it with MoseFF???:dunno:
  40. maildude

    What is your opinion on body scans at the airports

    I'm gonna wiggle my dick at those horny and maybe gay airport officials, on the way to Gramma Flo's house on Thanksgiving.:clap:
  41. maildude

    The Simpsons

    Mmm...****....
  42. maildude

    40 dead as 28-storey Shanghai apartment block is engulfed in flames

    China's credo is: Build It. NOW.
  43. maildude

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    And Vince Young is ******* off folks in Titantown. Damn...there're gonna be a lotta shake-ups soon, methinks.
  44. maildude

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Nobody's Fool with the late, great Paul Newman. Wonderful movie.
  45. maildude

    Freudian slips may haunt Obama

    I don't get this thread. You mean he wants to have sex with his ******??
  46. maildude

    Should Women be ****** to show their vaginas at airports?

    The vagina is a convenient place to hide a bomb detonator or 14 oz. of C4.
  47. maildude

    The Shutdown Corner Midseason ‘No-Pro' Team: The Offense

    The entire Carolina Panthers team.:eek:
  48. maildude

    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    No. But then again, none of the threads around here matter until March.
  49. maildude

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Childress is probably out of a job. Norv Turner awaits tonight's outcome, but he hangs by a thread. Who will go first?:dunno:
  50. maildude

    No Fair! Little red stars cover up the best parts!

    Now I gotta see it TWICE???? Damn that link!!!:*****:
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